ID Grabbed by Quote :
5414 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> its like fucking a lawnmower
5413 CoachTheJerk <GreetingsADM> Intro doesn't see race, gender, or religion, he only sees host
5412 Omega037 <k27463> yeah i'm retarded
5411 GreetingsADM <Chewbaccer> It can be like a body bag for Jesus
5410 Nefariousamg <k27463> i'll let you play with my clit mouse tonight
5409 NefariousAMG <bbbeluga> Why not just scissor then
5408 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> i mean i already shoved my dick in his IRC mouth, but i know hes still here
5407 k27463 <Ellesta|Mobile> I love all cocks
5406 k27463 <Ellesta|Mobile> IT'S HARD TO BE ME! MY BELLY BUTTON IS RUINED
5405 k27463 <GreetingsADM> I think we're looking at the same penis, here
5404 k27463 <Ellesta2> Carpetsexual yes
5403 bk <Nyghtshade> Have to jerk off with barbed wire after that.
5402 bk <Ellesta2> But you know my ex used to rub his dick on the carpet to masturbate
5401 DeSJ2017 <_Deity> keep thinking about NOT fucking up
5400 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> my mom is a finely tuned machine
5399 _Deity <GreetingsADM> I thought I was in
5398 Nerfdude <bbbeluga> gotta tell everyone how fat they are, that they all have small dicks, and what you would do to thier mom
5397 dolemite7 <GreetingsADM> and those sweet, sweet Grandma's cookies
5396 timotab <anotherbofh> ... I'm just here for the dick pics
5395 k27463 <frisv> you think if we drive my gf's new jeep cherokee down cherokee street we'll get a cherokee discount?
5394 _Deity <frisv> beards on women is now cool
5393 k27463 <NefariousAMG> mmm..sausage
5392 DeliriumTremens <NeckMoustache> Yes, I ruined my mother's Christmas.
5391 _Deity <Ellesta> How did you know it was chocolate, did you lick it?
5390 dolemite7 <Ellesta> I once put my roommates lifeguard whistle in the toilet and promptly put it back in its place.
5389 funkyb <NeckMoustache> Wtf, Evin, you have mouth butt herpes and you didn't warn me before rim jobs?
5388 funkyb <ThatDeadDude> Doesn't sound fun to poop out of your back
5387 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> the ol' waggly noodle party whistle
5386 Omega037 <CoachMcGuirk> demophoon is also an affirmative action hire, i didnt assume he would know anything beyond that
5385 bk <DeliriumTremens> if we had 4 people we could all be on the kitchen table
5384 mdchap <Chewbaccer> I'm gonna get raped by a deer tonight
5383 k27463 <mdchap> kiwi's crying face looks like it got a money shot in its eye
5382 NefariousAMG <f1ngertoes> Oh frisv I'm an ambidextrous whacker :)
5381 Omega037 <funkyb> TIL I work for your sister's babys daddy
5380 CoachMcGuirk <misspwn> he's gona have to relearn how to jerk off
5379 k27463 <DLbot> DeSJ2017 is a differently abled dischargetool.
5378 frisv <k27463> 1. i get addicted to EVERYTHING 2. I'm too poor to drink cause I spend all my money on trains
5377 DeliriumTremens <Evin> I'd rather punch people in the ass to fuck them.
5376 dolemite7 <frisv> f1ngertoes should get a captain hook attachment for his hand so he can get dildos attached to it and such
5375 DeliriumTremens <mdchap> taking it in after work tomorrow
5374 frisv <Merlin00> also, the best handjobs are the ones where you use your mouth
5373 deity_phone <mdchap> waiting for my mouth to stop being numb so I can take meds without getting water everywhere
5372 NefariousAMG <Omega037> i played dodgeball last week and ripped my pants in half
5371 Deity|Phone <Omega037> my coworkers also wanted me to play soccer down in Manchester, but i think ill just hurt myself
5370 Merlin00 <NeckMoustache> I guess I work out my abs while pegging.
5369 mdchap <NeckMoustache> Eating out makes me think you're a boring fuck.
5368 dolemite7 <Nyghtshade> If I were rich I'd make it my business to gentrify STL.
5367 dolemite7 <frisv> "i'm a _married man_ looking for a _married man_"
5366 NefariousAMG <bbbeluga> You guys want to get laid or no?
5365 timotab <bbbeluga> I'm riding
5364 k27463 <GreetingsADM> you have to pay a lot of money to have something as stupid as raising the center of gravity for a stroller
5363 _Deity <GreetingsADM> Yeah, you gotta throw away the cum dumpster every few years
5362 monkers <Nyghtshade> Hey bing worked!
5361 k27463 <bbbeluga> my mom is cheap
5360 Omega037 <_Deity> triangles are usually associated with lesbians
5359 Omega037 <misspwn> i only accept big dick women
5358 NefariousAMG <f1ngertoes> shut up Omega037
5357 NefariousAMG <kerouac> i'm drinking rye and smoking a joint in the doorway, letting the lighting flashes illuminate me like i'm humphrey bogart in key largo, and i look awesome doing it
5356 bk <Ellesta> Sometimes you find things in crevices
5355 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> I'm the HAPpiest GIRL in the WHOOOOLE usa
5354 mdchap <DeliriumTremens> i want to dip my balls in it
5353 _Deity <NeckMoustache> Evin is a quality gay.
5352 _Deity <mdchap> I'd suck a dude off for a mill
5351 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> im not the one that needs soft pant caresses on my legs to be comfy
5350 CoachMcGuirk <DigiGrl|wrk> Merlin00: our child better not have your bowels
5349 bk <frisv> sushi_ is like the embodiment of ELI5
5348 introspectr <frisv> oh yeah, there's frisv in a lot of people
5347 _Deity <Ellesta> I'm sure I'd like it
5346 DeliriumTremens <mdchap> just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants
5345 Omega037 <mdchap> we should fuck each other's mothers
5344 k27463 <NefariousAMG> where are people going to park for the orgy
5343 bk <CoachMcGuirk> bk, maybe it was 6 then, i dont know. all i remember is, it was a lot shorter than 9
5342 rdm <frisv> i like my men how i like my windows, hung and unresponsive
5341 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> I'm not sure what happened in that bathroom it smelled like shit. I don't mean "it smelled like someone recently dropped a bowl buster" kind of shit, but "shit out of water" shit. You know what I mean.
5340 k27463 <Nerfdude> yeah, we'll murder a bunch of mcdonalds employees with fire
5339 funkyb <mdchap> so I'm super nekkid
5338 NefariousAMG <mdchap> fuck my computer chair smells like sweaty ballsack
5337 _Deity <mdchap> nobody's gonna grab that?
5336 sushi_ <mdchap> I was bullied because of my CP
5335 NefariousAMG <mdchap> I smell bad
5334 Evin <NefariousAMG> so this IS an orgy on friday?
5333 frisv <mdchap> bbbeluga is going so we'll have a decent set of tits on the team
5332 nerddtvg <NeckMoustache> Ugh, my sneezes are reminding me of Peach's hip bump attack in Super Smash.
5331 _Deity <Merlin00> I plan on changing spark plugs in my tractor and picking stuff from the garden
5330 k27463 <NefariousAMG> 99 problems but misspwn ain't one
5329 CoachMcGuirk <Nerfdude> yeah your balls are a supermax prison, that's manly as fuck
5328 CoachMcGuirk <Nerfdude> i need to solder my ball tubes
5327 Nerfdude <Evin> Oh no I don't inhale cigar smoke, I thought we were talking about penis.
5326 Nerfdude <bbbeluga> you are triggered all the fucking time, go make a tumblr and see who gives a fuck
5325 Merlin00 <Nerfdude> i smoked a black and mild while driving around listening to the new dr dre album and now i have diarrhea
5324 bk <Omega037> if you see a clear penis, then you know for sure
5323 NefariousAMG <sushi_> no, xt has a very nice cock
5322 monkers <CoachMcGuirk> nefarious i won nothing im a loser.
5321 monkers <CoachMcGuirk> im a total loser
5320 monkers <sushi_> i'm just an idiot, hurr durr
5319 NefariousAMG <NeckMoustache> ; w ; Electropop, come back to St. Louis so I can eat your dip forever.
5318 CoachMcGuirk <NefariousAMG> it's nice to know people at a bar.
5317 nerddtvg <monkers> did someone say anal? ^_^
5316 sushi_ <bk> can you quack like a duck when we fuck?
5315 nerddtvg <Electropop> I can handle hot. I'll just get more naked.
5314 CoachMcGuirk <monkers> ya'll are gay
5313 CoachMcGuirk <demophoon> i'm not dumb sushi_
5312 bk <Ellesta> As long as I get the arm pits, vag, ass and underboob I'm great
5311 Nyghtshade <mdchap> that's not an orgy. that's a gangbang
5310 Nyghtshade <mdchap> I'd be up for an orgy
5309 CoachMcGuirk <sushi_> what's 'hide the snake'
5308 _Deity <monkers> nigga i just woke up
5307 _Deity <DeliriumTremens> just guess i'm a r tard
5306 _Deity <techlib> i only date chicks with masters degrees
5305 _Deity <DeliriumTremens> misspwn: that's cause your ass is full of dicks
5304 _Deity <techlib> dont' make me kill you all:)
5303 Omega037 <techlib> the nigger michael brown was a thug that did a strong armed robbery and was killed justifiably
5302 Omega037 <techlib> Obama says you will live next to niggers like Michael Brown
5301 NefariousAMG <mdchap> I'd be a whore for probably a shamefully small amount of money
5300 timotab <dolemite7> SHIT ON A DESK
5299 CoachMcGuirk <bonkers> i put fagboy on ignore and your half convo's are perterbing me.
5298 frisv <DLbot> It's a damn good thing brittbot doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
5297 CoachMcGuirk <misspwn> DeliriumTremens: i am not responsible for your bowels
5296 kerouac <mdchap> helicopter dick
5295 CoachMcGuirk <rdm> I miss josh grobend
5294 Nerfdude <bbbeluga> a butt in your balls?!
5293 DeliriumTremens <NeckMoustache> I'll lick someone else's butthole but I'm not about to suck my butt molecules off their dick.
5292 k27463 <frisv> That's not a wireless mouse..... It's vibrating
5291 DeliriumTremens <GreetingsADM> but that got too hard for me pretty quickly
5290 k27463 <sushi_> i'm covered in pussy
5289 bk <ThatDeadDude> I am a minority! woo!
5288 bk <GreetingsADM> though I've never seen a hymena or a pyenis
5287 bk <NeckMoustache> You told me I have a tuna can vagina. :(
5286 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> my father has electrified a surprising number of things around their cabin
5285 k27463 <mdchap> its due to my heroin addiction
5284 nerd|work <DeliriumTremens> butt clenchingly fun
5283 nerd|work <hydro|phone> please just leave my nips alone
5282 bk <mdchap|OG> holy shit it's pouring. I'm so wet
5281 funkyb <ThatDeadDude> monkers I've been deep in your state of mind the last week
5280 Omega037 <bk> buy a couple of cheap cocks
5279 k27463 <NefariousAMG> implying the dong, but not specifically stating it
5278 Omega037 <bbbeluga> cant judge a flaccid penis
5277 Merlin00 <k27464> and i don't want to work for a railroad
5276 DeliriumTremens <Electropop> I love tiny little ones. >:
5275 DeliriumTremens <scittles> really what i want to know though is why there's no michael brown beanie baby.
5274 funkyb <ThatDeadDude> DICK SHOULD EAT A YOU
5273 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> butt to face, butt to face, butt to face, butt to face
5272 bk <secretninjaket> I'm bringing the meat tray... DILDOS FOR EVERYONE!
5271 NefariousAMG <monkers> whenever i get banned im like... ughhh better jerk it
5270 f1ngertoes <Merlin00> f1ngertoes has a point
5269 introspectr <DeliriumTremens> Little does everyone realize that the true meaning of life is becoming comfortable with the sight of ones own butthole.
5268 NefariousAMG <Evin> frisv should shave his bunghole so he doesn't have to power wash.
5267 Nerfdude <brittbot> Nerfdude: monkers has 1 testicle.
5266 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> is the butthole shaved?
5265 funkyb <k27464> Party is short on monkeys
5264 mdchap <kerouac> i want to don a portable cheetah butt
5263 GreetingsADM <NeckMoustache> I suck out the warm gooey insides and then crunch on the exterior.
5262 Chewbaccer <f1ngertoes> I'd suck her dick
5261 bk <mdchap> that's a hot tranny then
5260 Electrohwk <bk> how are 61 people going to fit in your vagina misspwn
5259 sushi_ <DeliriumTremens> lets all get high and fuck some sluts
5258 k27463 <NefariousAMG> don't open the file that says 'p0rn'
5257 nerddtvg <DigiGrl|Wrk> monkers: sounds like you are getting a date tonight
5256 k27463 <DigiGrl|Wrk> yes I am older, older and wiser.. muhahaha
5255 introspectr <DeliriumTremens> i only read penthouse
5254 DeliriumTremens <k27463> so had help getting it in and stuff
5252 mdchap <k27463> after the internet, real life is kinda meh
5251 Merlin00 <bbbeluga> i mean we totally need some more custom reporting people in our lives
5250 misspwn <Electropop> ...
5249 mdchap <f1ngertoes> the skullet lives on in spirit
5248 nerddtvg <Electrobrah> God. being a girl sucks
5247 k27463 <bk> I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
5246 NefariousAMG <bk> 15 foot python in my pants
5245 Electropop <mdchap> I'll show you a 15 foot python ;)
5244 bk <dolemite7> "squirting" is just a classy way to say "i got fucked until i pissed myself"
5243 Nerfdude <f1ngertoes> guys guys my girlfriend just OD'd I put ice up her ass and pussy what do I do now
5242 scittles <monkers> sometimes i wish i worked in a factory in china.
5241 ||cw <DeliriumTremens> You made me groan before I even had my coffee.
5240 bk <Nerfdude> i ate half a sausage biscuit i found in my truck this morning and now i'm a poop machine
5239 rdm <Electropop> I wasnt going to touch your shit.
5238 Electropop <DeliriumTremens> yah last time misspwn didnt shave her knees our house ended up with melted siding
5237 Merlin00 <kerouac> time to put on some fresh balls
5236 rdm <scittles> we need to go deeper
5235 k27463 <Evin> Woah. Woah. I have never knowingly put my dick into frisv's mouth that he is aware of.
5234 DeliriumTremens <NeckMoustache> Put your dick in his mouth one last time before you put on the black bag.
5233 monkersLovesXT <Merlin00> Omega037's people invented comedy
5232 Merlin00 <_xt> as they walked in, they nervously said THANK YOU, knowing they were THANKING ME FOR THEIR RAPE, to which I grinend and said , its my PRIVILEGE
5231 _Deity <AbbyBorden> _Diety is. The best.
5230 k27463 <Merlin00> I'll get foreign exchange students and threaten them with deportation if they fuck up
5229 nerddtvg <spotmonk> 2939sq feet? that'd take me like a whole week to cover it in semen
5228 Nerfdude <bbbeluga> Your mom sucks my dick
5227 Merlin00 <mdchap> you guys are dicks
5226 k27463 <frisv> vegan virgins who live at home only interested in sex and politics is not the way to a womans heart
5225 k27463 <bk> Known as the Sleeping Pokémon, Omega037 has been said to weigh over 1,000 pounds and for a time was considered the heaviest known Pokémon.
5224 _Deity <AbbyBorden> I'll use my mouth to expand something.
5223 k27463 <anotherbofh> or tell people to bring you a scoop of their crap and find one you like
5222 funkyb <kerouac> not really
5221 offDaHeezy <bk> the doctors advised your family to keep love as far as possible from you
5220 k27463 <secretninjaket> If you have food bbs, try pooping?
5219 offDaHeezy <GreetingsADM> Bang Caboose
5218 k27463 <misspwn> my first words to dt were "hi fgt"
5217 k27463 <secretninjaket> I'm trying to be like somewhat of an adult
5216 offDaHeezy <Omega037> why has the price of balloons gone up? inflation
5215 brandon_ <frisv> maybe it's cause you smell like provel
5214 Merlin00 <k27463> have train stuff to do :D
5213 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> nerdiest nerd this side of the nerdissippi
5212 nerd|work <k27463> nerd|work is the best nerd
5211 rdm <f1ngertoes> so when she bends over it says mom but when she's on her back it says WOW
5210 rdm <f1ngertoes> I want my future gf to get an M tattoo'd on each butt cheek
5209 DeliriumTremens <frisv> I pop collars and pop() arrays
5208 dolemite7 <rdm> Sometimes when I poop at work, I make loud sounds, then fake cry
5207 NefAMG <frisv> gf has still not confirmed she has received my poop
5206 k27463 <frisv> i hope to one day join the taco elite
5205 k27463 <frisv> i am so sending a taco followed by poop
5204 mdchap <DeliriumTremens> this bacon is spittin more than yo mom during a 3am handjob
5203 NefAMG <ThatDeadDude> who doesn't associate uteri with bacon?
5202 rdm <Nyghtshade> Do me!
5201 nerd|work <bbbeluga> its like a neck wrap thing but it fits other places (it looks super weird when i put it under my boobs but no one is usually home and it stays close to my heart stop judging)
5200 _Deity <k27463> i'm basically a cat
5199 _Deity <rdm> and I'm willing to pay for it
5198 rdm <NeckMoustache> rdm, you're the coolest and definitely not the least bit annoying.
5197 k27463 <NeckMoustache> You can pump me full of something. c:
5196 frisv <mdchap> I just measure it. 11 inches
5195 k27463 <Evin> First I have to seduce the hubs, then scittles will just come tumbling after.
5194 Evin <scittles> what's wrong with semen and cheese
5193 k27463 <Evin> True story. Lots of things not good for me; staying out late, getting up early, eating copious amounts of cheese, eating copious amounts of semen; but sometimes you just do things.
5192 nerd|work <Electropop> I'll sneak it in my shirt!
5191 rdm <mdchap> because you touch yourself at night
5190 MagicMike <f2ngertoes> dt it ain't big... but it's LONG
5189 k27463 <Ellesta> How do you slip it into their juice boxes?
5188 Electropop <bk> I've got nipples, DTbot, can you milk me?
5187 nerddtvg <k27463> everybody loves nerd
5186 k27463 <bk> SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
5185 k27463 <NeckMoustache> I give all of my fucks to charity, so I don't have any to spare.
5184 nerddtvg <introspectr> i read a nicolas sparks book once :(
5183 bk <NefariousAMG> usually we'll get in 3 4
5182 DeliriumTremens <NefariousAMG> except it's teeny and hard to get used to
5181 mdchap <Electropop> I just moaned scittles
5180 k27463 <scittles> (cheesecake porn)
5179 k27463 <NeckMoustache> I don't remember wearing pants.
5178 _Deity <monkers> but chank comes in here like once a fuckin eon to ban me and thats about all he's good for.
5177 nerd|work <frisv> saw "head" and "blow" and was disappointed
5176 _Deity <CrazyCatCat> _Deity is a sexy old fat guy
5174 DeliriumTremens <scittles> yes i am tarded
5173 bk <Evin> You should never put actual wood in your vagina.
5172 DeliriumTremens <GreetingsADM> I need a forehead diaper
5171 NefariousAMG <questions> Y'all are immature as hell
5170 Electropop <bk> I'm not saying she's loose from having sex... mostly because she had to fit Evin's massive head out of her vagina
5169 DeliriumTremens <ajwalsh44> i need one of them things for my usb vibrator
5168 ThatDeadDude <NeckMoustache> I don't have semen. :(
5167 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> just wrap your balls in saran so they can't touch
5166 Evin <NeckMoustache> It doesn't count until your balls drop.
5165 NefariousAMG <Omega037> but clearly im hitler
5164 sushi_ <bk> if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my trains
5163 nerd|phone <introspectr> when is it not a good time to roll in deer shit!?!?
5162 anotherbofh <AbbyBorden> Well, NOW I'm aroused.
5161 CoachMcGuirk <f1ngertoes> I'd apologize but apologies trigger me, personally
5160 mdchap <elle|mobile> Luckily it's mostly eggs so it slid right down. Giggity.
5159 k27463 <frisv> who gyms in pants
5158 Electropop <bk> bedtime banana is my nickname for muh dick
5157 nerddtvg <bk> and a REAL PENIS
5156 timotab <nerd|phone> I make babies
5155 bk <NefariousAMG> because we couldn't be friends if you liked fat Jews
5154 bk <Electropop> man thats too small for me.
5153 DeliriumTremens <newhere> i can't lick my genitals so... I have to interact with other people
5152 sushiiii <DeliriumTremens> crackhead puppet shows in the parking lot are the worst
5151 k27463 <sushiiii> what? i totally identify as a poo kin
5150 _Deity <bk> vaginaspider
5149 CoachMcGuirk <bk> well, you're as terrible a human as you are a bot
5148 Electropop <bk> 50 Cent is going to drink tomorrow because he's upset about filing for bankruptcy
5147 dolemite7 <Omega037> like someone who is 19 thinks "I'm an adult and I know everything. I don't need to listen to anyone."
5146 dolemite7 <Omega037> work will set you free
5144 bk <Merlin00> yes, it is small
5143 rdm <bbbeluga> ps MagicMike did you get it in
5142 _Deity <Omega037> i had trouble in that shower alone
5141 Merlin00 <Electropop> I like my legs being touched.
5140 kerouac <monkers> sexy monkey
5139 DeliriumTremens <demophoon> i have not played with it yet
5138 sushiiii <Electropop> a hot stump
5137 Electropop <scittles> too bad it wasn't, i need excuses to turn around in his driveway  _ 
5136 mdchap01 <DeliriumTremens> man i've got a big ol' squiggly turd bullet in my chamber that i'm gonna have to fire off soon
5135 k27463 <bbbeluga> yeah that grundle needs updating
5134 NefariousAMG <ThatDeadDude> Who doesn't love a little human trafficking?
5133 NefariousAMG <spotmonk> I have the cleanest asshole this side of the mississippi
5132 mdchap <spotmonk> will you peg me, AbbyBorden?
5131 monkers <spotmonk> i try to climb into the girl i stalk's bed around an hour after she goes to sleep
5130 bk <NefariousAMG> I don't want to put on pants and go get propane though.
5129 bk <NefariousAMG> we usually talk about food, poop, sex, music, or computers in here
5128 DeliriumTremens <Electropop> bk comes out of nowhere
5127 Electropop <scittles> free abortions in recognition of amazon prime day
5126 _Deity <newhere> *polishes something else
5125 bk <AbbyBorden> i have more than enough holes if you know what I mean.
5124 nerddtvg <mdchap> I'm just an exhibitionist
5123 mdchap <AbbyBorden> Let me upload the one of me getting gangbanged. it shows my best angle.
5122 kerouac <Electropop> dick is good.
5121 mdchap <f1ngertoes> Ryan Seacrest can surf a piece of plywood up my ass
5120 k27463 <CoachMcGuirk> deity is basically a male stripper
5119 mdchap01 <DeliriumTremens> i wear misspwns cat stockings
5118 Nerfdude <Omega037> tell your mom that your vagina already has a bunch of cocks scheduled so you dont think you can fit him in
5117 bk <bbbeluga> i like how some whales are so bumpy
5116 bk <hydro> couldn't they have at least chubbed them up first
5115 Omega037 <bbbeluga> i mean that i dont have a penis or testicles to impregnate anyone with
5114 _Deity <monkers> play with me!
5113 bk <Effinwha> As long as there's high speed internet and I don't die, I'll be fine.
5112 mdchap <k27463> DeliriumTremens lets do it
5111 _Deity <hydro> nobody wants to !grab a dick
5110 f1ngertoes <mdchap> I'm too sexy to wear clothes
5109 k27463 <Merlin00> if I'm doing anything that will result in my balls sticking to my leg, I wear boxer briefs
5108 k27463 <Electropop> I just got out of the shower at the right time
5107 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> So the arch is much like your mom?
5106 monkers <sushi__> basically, stubbornness is not so good after a while
5105 NefariousAMG <f1ngertoes> Yeah right, like the moment I find ANY pussy I'm gonna just hand it over. I'll keep that shit for myself kthx
5104 mdchap01 <Electropop> Slowest pull out ever.
5103 Nerfdude <CoachMcGuirk> if i could get that high quality heroin in a soldiers coffin heroin, tahtd be great
5102 NefariousAMG <Omega037> id rather one had a cock
5101 Omega037 <CoachMcGuirk> anal love
5100 _thelaw <kerouac> thing is huge
5099 mdchap <DeliriumTremens> my pee looked like a jagged #2 pencil
5097 mdchap <f2ngertoes> it's sorta wet, but i can bring some gasoline and light that bitch up
5096 mdchap <f2ngertoes> yeah, i got wood
5095 NefariousAMG <secretninjaket> Sandwiches are not dicks though
5094 anotherbofh <f1ngertoes> but it definitely smells like dead fucking animal
5093 _Deity <sushiiii> i think im actually sobering up
5092 _thelaw <kerouac> i may be a dick soon
5091 _Deity <k27463> wrist gets stiff and just won't move
5090 f1ngertoes <mdchap> props to any woman that can pee in a butt
5089 Merlin00 <_thelaw> im so brown
5088 _Deity <Omega037> cuz i spit hot fire
5087 _Deity <Omega037> you need to learn a softer touch, like _Deity, xt, or me
5086 Electropop <_Deity> deep in the vag
5085 sushiii <monkers> whereas i am a gentle flower.
5084 bk <Omega037> also, the fact that historically we did something doesnt mean its the best diet for us
5083 bk <secretninjaket> Glad to know my smile reminds you of the joker killing people
5082 _thelaw <secretninjaket> I'm a scientist not a computer expert
5081 f1ngertoes <mdchap> Omega037 is so fucking sexy
5080 spotmonk <NefariousAMG> I like to watch. I don't play
5079 _Deity <spotmonk> go off by yourself and blow a load on her favorite shirt
5078 _Deity <bbbeluga> except greetings, he's great
5077 SillyGoose <bk> "finger sleeve" is the size of condoms that _Deity uses
5076 nerd|work <Tumblrina> but im still the creepy old guy.
5075 frisv <bbbeluga> if i can shove em in there and they stay for the most part, i'm keeping it
5074 bk <spotmonk> I don't want to talk to omega, all he talks about is his time in japan and impregnating his wife
5073 k27463 <Electropop> God LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME SEX
5072 bbbeluga <f2ngertoes> fun fun
5071 _Deity <hydro> vagina bubbles are your butt's way of telling your vagina secrets
5070 nerd|games <mdchap01> So many drugs and tits
5069 Omega037|Work <monkers> some smug faggot.
5068 kerouac <mdchap01> scittles hows the mouth
5067 funkyb <axe9|work> DeliriumTremens just go into #linux and assert your dominance by stating "I get to have the sex on a regular basis, bow to me for I am now your leader"
5066 funkyb <_Deity> your micropenis is almost that big (so danielle says), you should have some experience with that
5065 bk <bbbeluga> My dna shall live in the sewer
5064 mdchap01 <DigiGrl|wrk> I LOVE MEAT
5063 DeliriumTremens <scittles> i want a black baby ;(
5062 bk <Omega037> ill try to find a pic without her on a cock
5061 Omega037 <bbbeluga> im a cheap date
5060 k27463 <f1ngertoes> Omega037:chairs::monkers:women
5059 TriggerWarning <NefariousAMG> I mean, I'd like to have a boyfriend
5058 _Deity <Electropop> misspwn paint me like wanna of your french ladies
5057 mdchap <Electropop> You guys are rubbing off on me
5056 bk <Electropop> You dont just show up and be like "I WANNA SHOOT YOU"
5055 Omega037 <mdchap> yeah I'd put my face in dat ass
5054 Omega037 <mdchap> yeah I'm actually 7 years old
5053 _Deity <Omega037> i wish i could come, but im going to a baby party
5052 _Deity <mdchap01> Yeah I've tried facials and she was like... Never again
5051 f3ngertoes <Nyghtshade> f3ngertoes dream girl is Doctor Girlfriend
5050 _Deity <f3ngertoes> "hidden like Tupac" is just a euphemism for "dead"
5049 _Deity <MerlinPhn> Deep
5048 NefariousAMG <hydro> when i think glory hole, i'm thinking mouths
5047 NefariousAMG <Omega037> bk, i actually run three of the largest sites on an internet
5046 nerddtvg <spotmonk> better just stay home and masturbate
5045 nerddtvg <spotmonk> I only fuck hot dead people
5044 Notbrad <Omega037> i have money
5043 DeliriumTremens <frisv> they're SO WRINKLED
5042 k27463 <frisv> brb gotta poop in a washing machine
5041 nerd|work <bbbeluga> you can find anything on the internet, guys
5040 Notbrad <secretninjaket> If you come to trivia or karaoke you can honk my boobs! Offer only to Notbrad
5039 NefariousAMG <frisv> if i get a raise equal to my negotiating, i will have a party
5038 k27463 <frisv> i just learned i have tex mex herpes
5037 k27463 <scittles> poop smoothies
5036 NefariousAMG <spotmonk> I'd have gotten STD tests between partners, but the doctors don't want to see me more than once or twice a week
5035 NefariousAMG <spotmonk> going to the doctor isn't like getting laid. you shouldn't be that excited to get your vag touched
5034 bbbeluga <hawkgpg> deity knows so much women's health he's practically a republican
5033 timotab <DeliriumTremens> We learned at monkers party that eating a lot of watermelon can give you more powerful erections later in the day.
5032 DeliriumTremens <mdc> but yeah it's pretty huge
5031 frisv <DeliriumTremens> misspwn did a longer one that paid like $200
5030 k27463 <frisv> big jaw dt they call him
5029 scittles <bbbeluga> i want to marry a dog and a man
5028 _Deity <NefariousAMG> I'm never prepared for the heart attack that he gives me.
5027 bk <_Deity> worst case scenario I have a fist
5026 Omega037 <DeliriumTremens> our inspector said ours work surprisingly well and were in great condition considering their age
5025 bk <Electropop> Its either my brother are going to cuddle, or someone is sleeping on the couch.
5024 _Deity <Electropop> You wanna be naked?
5023 Electropop <happyincolor> they are very courteous and stay off the bed for the whole minute spotmonk lasts
5022 nerd|work <GreetingsADM> No thanks, Deer Fucking Expo is the same weekend
5021 DeliriumTremens <spif> the issue is that people were bringing it in because it wasn't banned in the park then pulling it out while on the rides
5020 GreetingsADM <NefariousAMG> but I know a ton of people up there. I'm like the Spif of that bar.
5019 ktrains <GreetingsADM> I had to go watch my niece poop in the pool instead
5018 k27463 <frisv> stupid quote % has now increased from 95% to 96%
5017 k27463 <_Deity> kthx
5016 spif <Merlin00> I haven't shit my pants since I was like 10
5015 _Deity <NefariousAMG> we left meatspin on my friend's mom's computer once while they were out of town. She was not happy
5014 ||cw <dolemite7> as experienced as i am with inserting objects into other spread objects
5013 NefariousAMG <spotmonk> I assume I let BK cum on my face and then beat my teeth out on his knee
5012 timotab <rdm> so you want to cyber?
5011 _Deity <Electropop> Chris took good care of me last night
5010 Merlin00 <Electropop> I had sex last night
5009 nerd|work <barro> time to deliver small women to baton practice.
5008 funkyb <entangledphoton> do my balls taste like cancer to you?
5007 frisv <DeliriumTremens> how does one motorboat a man
5006 spif <ThatDeadDude> hot girl needs to have a regular ass watering otherwise it withers and dies
5005 _Deity <ThatDeadDude> nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of lua shit and motherfuckers act like they forgot about _dei
5004 k27463 <f1ngertoes> what if I got desj's face tattooed on my anus?
5003 bbbeluga <misspwn> but a big red box in the wall beeps all day
5002 mdchap01 <barro> I just want jesus out of my butthole
5001 k27463 <frisv> stop commenting on my snug asshole
5000 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> I think I'm going on an all taco diet.
4999 Nerfdude <hydro> every vagina might as well be a penis
4998 spif <frisv> Gdi I just burned my weiners
4997 _Deity <frisv> i'm gonna put so much lettuce on your hot dog
4996 DeSJ2017 <f1ngertoes> I like to fuck ladies
4995 DeliriumTremens <NefariousAMG> I put in like 8 things last week.
4994 k27463 <introspectr> why is frisv suddenly the smug asshole? and how can i take the title from him?
4993 DeliriumTremens <mdchap01> holy shit I need that in my mouth
4992 nerd|work <||cw> bk's gonna give us 5 inches
4991 Merlin00 <mdchap01> We all know lebron now that we saw his dick on national television
4990 nerd|skewl <bk> TIL nerd|skewl wants channing tatum bad
4989 k27463 <anotherbofh> yeah... it's the same gender, but now I'll have two dicks
4988 Merlin00 <bbbeluga> k27463: my answer for everything you say is going to be get a different job
4987 nerddtvg <||cw> add flames, lose pubes
4986 _thelaw <misspwn> i vape dicks
4985 bk <k27463> my organ buddy is playing organ at that game
4984 NefariousAMG <frisv> it's hard to fart unless i'm standing
4983 spif <frisv> i don't think my sphincter works when i'm horizontal
4982 k27463 <Electropop> ...I mean maybe frisv penis has a lot of cum, and thats what he meant.
4981 ||cw <barro> no. but i also need my butthole enlarged by 10mm.
4979 Nyghtshade <timotab> NefariousAMG: you had an erroneous period
4978 anotherbofh <NefAMG|sing> I have enough porn
4977 timotab <Chewbaccer> It's ok. You can touch it If I ever actually come to a trivia night
4976 Omega037 <Electropop> Im going to shoot her and her hubby in a few weeks.
4975 _Deity <bbbeluga> your bedroom is probably the bestest, eh
4974 k27463 <frisv> get some decent tires for all your prius c burnouts
4973 Merlin00 <NefariousAMG> I guess if I want a relationship, I'm gonna have to pay for it.
4972 _Deity <sushiiii> now i feel really dumb
4971 kerouac <frisv> everyone dies in alton
4969 _Deity <grobend> If I was in a room with _Deity, Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, a gun & 2 bullets, I would shoot _Deity twice
4968 Electropop <kerouac> i got your 4 inches of blowing magic right here
4967 DeSJ2017 <NefariousAMG> it's not gay unless balls are touching
4966 DeSJ2017 <hooblehoff> poop cup them rdm
4965 k27463 <frisv> JOIN BITCHES WHERE BOOBS = MAX_NUM;
4964 _Deity <NefariousAMG> what, I'm too stupid to know that
4963 k27463 <scittles> now i want a tiny umbrella tattoo
4962 frisv <f1ngertoes> pinball. I'm sure it's the finest entertainment in South Roxana next to meth
4961 bk <_thelaw> do you always schedule your sexy times for trivia night?
4960 _Deity <spif> I'm just lazy
4959 funkyb <f2ngertoes> https://scontent ord1 xpa1/v/t1.0 9/10421313_902687133123016_6684118741558593908_n.jpg?oh=89ca9a1eec7250a7f19c685c60db2132&oe=55FB2694
4958 spif <anotherbofh> ...butt stuff?
4957 _Deity <monkers> i wanna see yer trains
4956 k27463 <dolemite7> I'M A PANCAKE FUCKING MASTER
4955 f2ngertoes <bbbeluga> i need some meat
4954 Omega037 <sushi_> id like to have sex with a girl with beef curtains
4953 grobend <sushi_> if you can lose weight so fast why dont you start now? maybe in a few months you could be considered a human being
4952 grobend <Omega037> ?
4951 Omega037 <grobend> DTbot why dont yu suck my cock you fucxking nigger faggot jew pig
4949 sushi_ <_Deity> cmon, show those amazing breasticles off
4948 k27463 <scittles> i was squished in the back of a tiny sedan between two sisters
4947 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> PIZZA'S NOT FOR BREAKFAST! *removes belt*
4946 scittles <frisv> she better like penis trains. daddy ain't raising no lesbian
4945 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> im the only reasonable person here
4944 spif <Nyghtshade> Kate Upton, will you autograph my dick for me?
4943 k27463 <frisv> Nyghtshade are you sure it was your girlfriend and not like... a moldy cantelope
4942 ||cw <frisv> can you handle this much python?
4941 Omega037 <Merlin00> a.k.a. the rape cellar
4940 _Deity <_thelaw> lets ship the body parts to ecuador bit by bit
4939 k27463 <frisv> I like my women how I like my wine: white and cheaper than gas
4938 k27463 <sushiiii> _Deity: you should live in my closet. ill take you out and play with you sometimes. then put you away.
4937 _Deity <frisv> if you dont i will
4936 rdm <f2ngertoes> as a straight gay man you learn the art of discretion quickly
4935 _Deity <rdm> my butt doesn't even hurt
4934 k27463 <Electropop> If I ever quit a job I wanna strip my clothes and walk out naked.
4933 k27463 <bk> I think I'd rather read about genocide
4932 k27463 <ThatDeadDude> why does scittles love hubs?
4931 funkyb <NefariousAMG|job> I need to teach a class on how to not to be dumb
4930 k27463 <Merlin00> I feel like I want to give Electropop advice, but I don't know how to tell her in a way that seems reasonable to stop being young and making mistakes
4929 Merlin00 <k27463> that leave more to the imagination
4928 nerd|skewl <dolemite7> one person's gross is another person's breakfast
4927 _Deity <_thelaw> dont let people look at yo boobs!unless you want them to
4926 bk <k27463> we were crammed in the back as it was
4925 _Deity <frisv> i'd eat one
4924 _Deity <||cw> _Deity and xt are the hot ones?
4923 ||cw <Merlin00> I may be able to do both
4922 k27463 <xxxt> sushiii, no, i try to commit a crime per day
4921 frisv <dolemite7> i went to the penguindome at the zoo a few weeks ago and it smelled exactly like the asian supermarkets on olive
4920 k27463 <bk> the only person who _Deity doesn't think sucks is _Deity
4919 k27463 <bk> your mom has an uncontrollable vibrator
4918 Omega037 <Nerfdude> i was watching homoerotic hugfighting
4917 sushi_ <Nyghtshade> who's vag was so long she could suck it.
4916 k27463 <Nyghtshade> Only I have a penis.
4915 spif <Omega037> and my cock aint that big
4914 frisv <rspectr> someone forgot to tell my landlord i stink
4913 k27463 <scittles> they used children to sharpen the police unit
4912 spif <frisv> ... thats like the second straight bungventriloquist in a row
4911 k27463 <Nerfdude> totally worth it, that's a whole day of hitting girls in the face
4910 Omega037 <bbbeluga> haha i read genetically modified orgasms
4909 _Deity <Electropop> yeah Ive been shooting surfers..
4908 dolemite7 <_thelaw> even if you dont require a blended taco. youll get it!
4907 nerd|skewl <brittbot> http //
4906 nerd|skewl <Notbrad> can we take a minute to hate on the blacks?
4905 k27463 <DigiGrl|wrk> NefariousAMG|job: I'm sorry to hear about your resting bitch face.
4904 k27463 <frisv> too many people die in the scottrade center
4903 NefariousAMG|job <k27463> i'm really in the mood
4902 nerd|work <k27463> yeah i'm not the biggest fan of meat
4901 nerd|work <dolemite7> coughing so bad i farted in my cube. had to clear out and lay low for awhile
4900 funkyb <misspwn> i wish i had a script for insulin for mary
4899 _Deity <f1ngertoes> cause I fucked him in the ass and he liked it
4898 k27463 <rikkitikki> I'm basically a grandma sloth
4897 bbbeluga <bk> rikki loves the meat
4896 funkyb <rikkitikki> I should probably go to a doctor again one day
4895 _Deity <Nyghtshade> Where I could excercise draconian authority and make children bow before my Might.
4894 _Deity <sushiiii> i love how this cream comes out of the tube. its just so &. magical
4893 sushi_ <Omega037> sushi_, i clean it sometimes
4892 _Deity <f2ngertoes> 0% rapist
4891 NefariousAMG <monkers> kids are smelly
4890 bk <Omega037> we dont really go into the city
4889 Omega037 <grobend> I DO NOT LIKE NIGGERS.
4888 _Deity <Derfnude> I am here for homoerotic wrestling
4887 Omega037 <sushi_> is it supposed to like.. entice me to go towards the cock?
4886 rikkitikki <hydro> SEE, I PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT WOMEN SAY
4885 _Deity <grobend> Should I masturbate in front of my dad, or nah?
4884 NefariousAMG|job <scittles> so you're just sucking on skittle flavored what exactly?
4883 introspectr3 <NefariousAMG|job> no, but next time I go down, I will for sure.
4882 k27463 <dolemite7> NO, NOW I DO THANKS TO YOU
4881 k27463 <frisv> i'm going to burn down alton if you don't come
4880 bk <bbbeluga> girls are silly, boys are dumb, its really a wonder any of us end up doing it
4879 rdm <k27463> #showerthoughts
4878 _Deity <grobend> I like dick
4877 NefariousAMG <bbbeluga_> GIRLS DONT WANT DICK PICS
4876 Omega037 <secretninjaket> I totally crop dusted my coworker after he was super mean to me
4875 monkers <secretninjaket> I mean I'm a late bloomer and most of you have probably had more than me
4874 Evin <_thelaw> Evin you cunt
4873 spif <GreetingsADM> For boob measurements, you have to put in an emoji
4872 k27463 <GreetingsADM> Man has a dick = TMI
4871 Omega037 <_thelaw> verga? its penis
4870 k27463 <NefariousAMG|job> rdm is a hot mess today
4869 Merlin00 <k27463> i drink too much :\
4868 Omega037 <GreetingsADM> Just be friends with lots of people and masturbate
4867 scittles <secretninjaket> I was tied to trees as a kid, and that's probably why I'm weird.
4866 k27463 <bk> your mom is an american cheese like product
4865 GreetingsADM <misspwn> follow your nose right to my lean pocket
4864 Omega037 <spif> not unless he has a stroke every night
4863 k27463 <Omega037> is provel a GMO?
4862 rdm <k27463> plus i'm moody and weird, like a cat
4861 spif <bbbeluga> put it in my mouth
4860 scittles <k27463> frisv: trains suck
4859 k27463 <sushiiii> this channel never fails to penis.
4858 NefariousAMG <monkers> i like doing housework with Deity
4857 funkyb <monkers> think like... baller monkey
4856 k27463 <GreetingsADM> Spif and Yaquis, sitting in a tree
4855 sushi_ <k27463> choo choo
4854 Omega037 <FalseProphet> quality beats qulility
4853 k27463 <frisv> they see me rollin, they hatin, patrollin they trying to catch me trollin' desj
4852 scittles <k27463> i'm irresistable
4851 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> I'm just going to practice shitting my pants in public and asking minimum wage employees to help clean me up.
4850 k27463 <bbbeluga> couldnt wait to get it in
4849 k27463 <scittles> omg you guys guess what i found at aldi last night
4848 NefariousAMG <k27463> i hate spilling warm things on my bare legs while cooking
4846 spif <bk> too tight for the strapon
4845 nerd|work <bbbeluga> or tiny penis to be that close to the balls
4844 frisv <secretninja> It sounds too delicious for me not to be allergic to it.
4842 _Deity <f1ngertoes> you make me complete
4841 k27463 <frisv> hmm do i pee my pants while bike riding or walk all the way to the bathroom
4840 k27463 <frisv> this might be the end of recreational kickball as we know it
4839 k27463 <bbbeluga> but do you really know this whale?
4838 _Deity <barro> they swallow it every time.. it was easier than I thought it would be
4837 _Deity <frisv> i wonder if any physical media will ever replace cd's for music
4836 bbbeluga <frisv> I would take longer than a full day to masturbate in every bathroom
4835 DeliriumTremens <bbbeluga> umm i just put a piece of tape over mine
4834 frisv <Merlin00> I anticipate pumping about 60 gallons/day
4833 k27463 <frisv> I LOVE FAKE ITALIAN
4832 timotab <ajwalsh44> push to start (pooping)
4831 nerd|gone <frisv> k27463 it sucked. i want my poop back
4830 f2ngertoes <Blastoise> tell that to the garden variety white trash who frequent this channel
4829 k27463 <grobend> There's these "Stop campus violence" posters put up all around my campus and the bitch in the poster is not nearly hot enough to get raped
4828 Electropop <NefariousAMG> Electropop is awesome, don't get me wrong
4827 Electropop <NefariousAMG> me tool.
4826 Omega037 <Blastoise> i've never known jews to be honest
4825 _Deity <sushi_> my fingers pretty much do it on their own
4824 Blastoise <sushi_> you make a good amount of money, but it ain't gonna last with all the little lard asses you produce with your lard ass sperm into your lard ass wife
4823 spif <DeliriumTremens> but my nipples cant melt steel beams
4822 Omega037 <Electropop> I have seen a dick before
4821 Notbrad <NefariousAMG> got it. Normally I don't care if stuff gets grabbed, but when Ktrains posts a link about cooking with semen, there's a danger of embarassment in anything that i say
4819 NefariousAMG <bk> "Everybody needs Jews." k27463
4818 bk <bbbeluga> being dangerous is totally cool you know
4817 Merlin00 <monkers> what can i say, i love pee.
4816 Merlin00 <DigiWrk> HUGE black shlong will stick in my memory forever _
4815 _Deity <spotmonk> I used to wank to USA up all night all the time as a kid
4814 _Deity <frisv> _Deity's cool
4813 DeSJinterwebs <frisv> _Deity is all about the loose skin
4812 _Deity <DeSJinterwebs> defense mechanism ACTIVATE
4811 _Deity <k27463> hey some people want to be assburglars
4810 k27463 <frisv> it was prob Merlin00
4809 _Deity <Merlin00> monkers: if you're only going down like 3" you'll be okay
4808 spif <frisv> plus, i know so much about anuses now
4807 dolemite7 <ajwalsh44> i bet desj has gotten his tongue stuck on a pole
4806 k27463 <frisv> i used to put that on my dating profile you should see the size of what i have in my pants. my colon in huge
4805 ||cw <Nyghtshade> I charge 50 100 bucks.
4804 Omega037 <hawkgpg> i actually grow my own meat
4803 DeSJ2017 <Nyghtshade> fuck me sideways
4802 k27463 <spif> I know your mom
4801 DeSJ20I7 <dolemite7> My Latino pride is offended by your boner.
4800 DeSJ2017 <DeSJ20l7> Merlin00 i want you to put your penis in my mouth and fill my throat with your sweet sweet nectar of the gods
4799 DeSJ2017 <DeSJ20I7> HERE
4798 DeSJ2017 <frisv> on my 22inch monitor it's almost half a penis long
4797 _Deity <Blastoise> mmm long pork
4796 Omega037 <Electropop> I just wish I had more of me.
4795 _Deity <Omega037> just remember that relationships grow where you water them
4794 DeSJ2017 <GreetingsADM> But if you get aids, having sex with a baby will cure you
4793 DeSJ2017 <spotmonk> DON'T TELL ME HOW TO READ THINGS
4792 DeSJ2017 <spotmonk> shakes my gooch
4791 DeSJ2017 <Nyghtshade_> need a dental dam for that shit
4790 DeSJ2017 <bo`> ass to face
4789 DeliriumTremens <spotmonk> but that's when pitch perfect 2 comes out!
4788 spif <dolemite7> Homosexual sex, really not enjoying this too much. Homosexual sex, prison. Homosexual sex, stretchmarks around the mouth area. Oh hi. I'm just flipping through the index of my Queer Handbook. Holy God. I can get a merit badge just for being jizzed up.
4787 DeSJconfused <spotmonk> (?à?)HHHHH
4786 DeSJconfused <dolemite7> A CHICKEN IN EVERY BOT
4785 Omega037 <spotmonk> but I NEED this dick pic now!
4784 dolemite7 <sushi_> who eats warm tuna?
4783 DeSJ20I7 <frisv> i bet it makes your farts smell tropical
4781 spif <dolemite7> also good for greasing each other up
4780 spif <frisv> lubed pancakes
4779 Merlin00 <DeSJ2017> Merlin00 I want to gurgle your balls
4778 spif <frisv> my ass isn't gonna know what hit it
4777 DeliriumTremens <axe9|workin> yeah I just realized I blew my load yesterday. *transfers more in*
4776 Omega037 <DeSJHomework> ... i feel kinda dumb now...
4775 spif <spotmonk> I hope she comes back later. i need someone to harass while i masturbate
4774 timotab <dolemite7> Lock out car thieves by keeping your keys in the freezer
4773 DeSJ2017 <dolemite7> Y'ALL SOME GAY ASS COPS
4772 DeSJ2017 <TheDeity> You are all whores
4771 DeSJ2017 <spif> ain't no party like a vomit party cause a vomit party throw up all night
4770 nerd|work <dolemite7> ???LA COCAÍNA???
4769 _Deity <monkers> oh, well give him my name
4768 DeSJ2017 <hydro> mitochondria are the diarrhea of the cell
4767 DeSJ2017 <demophoon> your mom is one way to protect your nuts
4766 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> Okay, you win DeliriumTremens
4765 DeliriumTremens <rdm> wb :D
4764 xxxt <rdm> no wonder she dumped you
4762 DeSJ2017 <Nyghtshade> Pacific Rimjob?
4761 funkyb <Omega037> like i just finished memorizing the tax code and then cured polio
4760 bk <Electropop> nevermind a sister is doing it
4759 Omega037 <_Deity> where dat nigga monkers be?
4758 DeSJ2017Studying <_Deity> she would wear crazy cocks?
4757 _Deity <DeliriumTremens> i made frozen pancakes cus i was too lazy to make scratch pancakes
4756 sushi__ <xxxt> omega, can you even see yours
4755 Omega037 <xxxt> i dont always pull out in time.
4754 Omega037 <sushi__> NOBODY PEES IN MY BUTT
4753 _Deity <bk> I used a lollipop on your mom
4752 bk <k27463> trains suck
4751 sushiiii <frisv> your mom makes more sounds than any other whale
4750 DeliriumTremens <DeSJ2017> i like being with little kids
4749 DeSJ2017 <DeliriumTremens> the poop or the container
4748 bk <DeliriumTremens> DeSJ2017: if I don't keep her stocked in diamonds and rattlesnakes, then she wont tickle my butthole
4747 spif <bk> and a game being something you do between viewing naked pictures of women
4746 ThatDeadDude <frisv> i like joining tables and writing about their relationships. i'm like a table matchmaker
4745 DeliriumTremens <ThatDeadDude> blowjobs are like tailors' second favourite currency
4744 bk <f1ngertoes> I just put two in my mouth by themselves for some reason. now I'm having trouble swallowing
4743 kerouac <Merlin00> I try to stay on a heavy booze and delicious food diet
4742 bbbeluga <bk> the old eggs might be more experienced, but younger eggs taste better
4741 rdm <frisv> scittles is like a fake orgasm. says she's coming but never does
4740 spif <DeliriumTremens> these pants are making me thirsty
4739 dolemite7 <frisv> the day people rise against moms is the day this country goes to shit
4738 TheDeity <frisv> in soviet russia, mom has you!
4737 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> The barriers to poll entry were too high
4736 DeliriumTremens <frisv> i need a larger, adult one
4735 k27463 <monkers> so we outsourced our riots to Boston?
4734 k27463 <frisv> sweetheart = cousin
4733 DeliriumTremens <frisv> i gotta blow on it and put it in janky sideways just to get it to work
4732 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> The universal theory of frisv and tents states that a frisv at rest neither creates or destroys tents, and all tents and perpetually in one of two states; frisved or not frisved. This is a universal constant.
4731 nerd|work <DeliriumTremens> Some say there's no distinction between where frisv ends and the tent begins.
4730 _Deity <GreetingsADM> like a good six inches
4729 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> I was so happy i didnt know wether to shit or go blind
4728 _Deity <k27463> i am only attractive to overweight black women with multiple children
4727 _Deity <secretninjaket> Maybe it was my face when she had her hand/ arm all up in there. Does this hurt? Other than the fact that your hand is up a finger size hole. No. NOT AT ALL.
4726 bk <El Dubb> my lady bits don't want your sympathy
4725 _Deity <bbbeluga> No, I just don't like tiny holes
4724 _Deity <monkers> yah its massive.
4723 bk <anotherbofh> I... I think I'd be ok with being a dildodragon. Soaring high on my dildowings, destroying the countryside with my dildobreath
4722 rikkitikki <bbbeluga> I think all people are different and that's why we're all great
4721 timotab <anotherbofh> Couldn't be, his ass was like the first place I checked
4720 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> alright off to get volcano supplies
4719 _Deity <f1ngertoes> I am awesome! thank you
4718 _Deity <sushiiii> pm me for address
4717 Blastoise <pikhq> Do you run a bitcoin farm?
4716 Omega037 <pikhq> They're probably genuinely pleased to see a genital issue resulting from use of a legitimate sex toy in a legitimate fashion.
4715 Omega037 <Electropop> is 40 dollars a good price for a vibrator? >>;
4714 anotherbofh <GreetingsADM> Chances are if you can speak to a rabbi about it, you probably don't need to cut off your own arm
4713 Omega037 <rikkitikki> my hooves are split
4712 rikkitikki <Omega037> i used to trust Obama until I realized that his name backwards is Am a Bo
4711 bbbeluga <GreetingsADM> I have, but I prefer the beef
4710 Blastoise <pikhq> Blastoise: I've visited Houston. I melted.
4709 _Deity <Blastoise> does it cook in its own juices or what
4708 rikkitikki <Blastoise> haha there's a bot for every occasion on this irc
4707 scittles <rikkitikki> I'm the only one that matters in here
4706 rikkitikki <misspwn> if there is liquid in there suck the juices out with yo mouth
4705 rikkitikki <frisv> as a rich white male i'm so sick of being oppressed
4704 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> little tiny burgers and shit coming out of his pores
4703 _Deity <rikkitikki> _Deity: I'll have you know, I ate bacon this morning
4702 _Deity <Blastoise_phone> I found Jesus
4701 rikkitikki <scittles> Octopus vs Crab: you won't want to miss this
4700 spif <frisv> i'm a known racist
4699 rikkitikki <scittles> but i can't trim the box down at all. it's longer than i want
4698 timotab <dolemite7> the unsqueezable kimmy scrotum
4697 k27463 <monkers> on a ktrain never comin back, wrong way on a one way track
4696 Nerfdude <k27463> CANT STOP THE PAIN TRAIN
4695 hydro <Omega037> _Deity, nobody wants to make a kid with you
4694 rikkitikki <Blastoise> I had no idea IRC could be so dramatic and cliquey
4693 _Deity <DeliriumTremens> i did accidenally run down some peckers though
4692 rikkitikki <barrotek> 4 poop sessions today!
4691 demophoon <rikkitikki> If liking John Mayer makes me a basic white bitch I don't wanna be anything else
4690 bk <scittles> that's when you start fake gagging
4689 rikkitikki <bk> just floppy dead squirrel
4688 dolemite7 <frisv> what's next? police order human to shit inside dog's house for dog to see what it feels like
4687 bk <rikkitikki> (I'm slow)
4686 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> If my grundle was a skillet, you could cook a dozen eggs at a time on it.
4685 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> all the fat dudes with the neckbeard 'tudes go "MONKERS ROCKS! MONKERS ROCKS!"
4684 rikkitikki <dolemite7> MY FAMILY'S LIVED ON FOOD STAMPS SINCE 19899
4683 rikkitikki <dolemite7> I'M A FUCKING ANGRY ASIAN MAN TOO
4682 rikkitikki <_Deity> I agree and disagree with everything everyone believes in
4681 _Deity <f1ngertoes> mother fucker shit
4680 bk <rikkitikki> "I'm more important to stare at"
4679 timotab <frisv> keep swallowing my testicles
4678 spif <rikkitikki> I should probably stuff it as I go, too, I always forget to do that and it gets lumpy and YES I REALIZE THIS SOUNDS HILARIOUS
4677 monkers <frisv> i assumed cable was like $60 and internet was $40. $142 seems high
4676 rikkitikki <frisv> nothing gets people more excited than food cooked with a truck
4675 dolemite7 <frisv> sometimes i squeeze the bag droppings into my mouth
4674 nerd|work <scittles> 'cause she's a landwhale
4673 _Deity <sushi_> i need someone to peel me :<
4672 rdm <Electropop> I started using last summer, and havent switched. My skin can handle it
4671 bk <rikki|phoney> Itty bitty rikki committee
4670 bk <GreetingsADM> ah, rikki|phoney found the butthole
4669 bk <DeliriumTremens> YOU DID THIS TO ME
4668 k27463 <bk> dolemite7 is a code word for "black"
4667 rikkitikki <hydro> THIS IS MY OPINION
4666 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> frisv is an antiroom
4665 rikkitikki <Merlin00> all these terrible bots are the worst thing since the holocaust/slavery
4664 bk <GreetingsADM> penis has no effect
4663 spif <scittles> sweaty women always smell sort of like skunks to me
4662 spif <rikkitikki> You can buy dates (the fruit) or dates (hookers)
4661 rikkitikki <dolemite7> have you tried spraying your legs down with non stick cooking spray before putting your pants on
4660 k27463 <bbbeluga> I am a semi strong independent lady that don't need no bot's approval
4659 spif <rikkitikki> I successfully changed my pants
4658 spif <_Deity> oooh donkey punches are elite
4657 GreetingsADM <hydro|> i trusted the wrong fart yesterday
4656 spif <fris5> i didn't ask for a penis
4655 spif <scittles> here come the penii
4654 DeliriumTremens <dolemite7> i'm stupid, don't ever listen to me
4653 frisv <DeliriumTremens> Thanks Doebama
4652 DeliriumTremens <frisv> "a wash u study finds deer are more likely to run into slower cars, giving them a greater chance at surviving while still being an asshole nuisance"
4651 timotab <GreetingsADM> calling a semen slurp a taste test is like saying you're planning to eat a baby
4650 DeliriumTremens <frisv> i like my celery how i like my women: wet and from the supermarket
4649 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> mary brought a bag of dildos
4648 Nerfdude <spif> I also nerdjack all the time
4647 k27463 <Derfnude> oh man it's a hole
4646 bk <bbbeluga> I DONT WANT TO FINANCE SHEETS
4645 xxxt <k27463> "you look like a bk but you're always a res0 to me" record this next
4644 k27463 <bbbeluga> duh, i sail all the time. that's how i get to know the whale
4643 Omega037 <NefariousBIG> that's cool. I'm going to purchase a bag of dicks today
4642 nerddtvg <hydro> THE KID POOPED ON THE TOILET TODAY
4641 introspectr <timotab> Joffrey kills dumbledore!
4640 DeliriumTremens <bbbeluga> SMORES AND BALL SHAVING
4639 _Deity <f1ngertoes> my mom used to frequent a gay male stylist
4638 Nerfdude <dolemite7> il SHAVE BIG MONKEY AT MENARD'S kj
4637 funkyb <Nerfdude> i have a buffalo boner
4636 nerd|gone <f1ngertoes> "being a cunt is bad for your health, i'm just trying to smoke a fag"
4635 nerd|gone <Nyghtshade> I'm so hot.
4634 nerd|work <rikki|phoney> remember me as the face of lace
4633 bk <Nerfdude> i heard pruitt igoe was just a test for the eventual controlled demolition of the world trade center
4632 timotab <GreetingsADM> I think mine might be 20"
4631 k27463 <GreetingsADM> I'm getting reincarnated as a dung beetle
4630 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> so they will be like business casual onesies
4629 bbbeluga <frisv> I already mount in shower
4628 k27463 <frisv> Rule #5: there is always an Electropop joke
4627 Omega037 <frisv> Nice. I've done that but want to do others
4626 timotab <k27463> it doesn't even hurt
4625 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> Things that a 6 year old does that are annoying: talking like Jar Jar Binks
4624 DeliriumTremens <GreetingsADM> DeliriumTremens: always depends on which one you get. I was quite pleased by the size
4623 frisv <DeliriumTremens> scittles: did you just say frisv looks like pierce brosnan?
4622 nerd|work <scittles> barfing twinkies in the bathtub
4621 sushi_ <_Deity> i totally read that as "mac died so I wiped out my anus"
4620 sushiiii <f2ngertoes> next german you see with a weapon you rape the dog shit out of him. i don't care if it's a baby with a butter knife in one hand and mama's titty in the other you chop him up
4619 rikkitikki <dolemite7> GET YO TITTIES OUT MAH FACE, KATE UPTON
4618 _Deity <Electropop> I get it for free at my apartment complex.
4617 rikkitikki <bk> it's like 3.5 4"
4616 spif <GreetingsADM> Someone with pendulous breasts
4615 DeliriumTremens <GreetingsADM> Maybe if more women talked with their tits, they wouldn't have to calm them so much.
4614 rikkitikki <dolemite7> what kinda sick fuck are you, frisv??
4613 spif <rdm> 9 if they are midget hookers
4612 dolemite7 <GreetingsADM> That's easily a 2 hooker freezer
4611 frisv <monkers> peep futures are on the decline.
4610 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> i had a really weird dream last night, but the only thing i remember is waking up and saying to myself "that was a really weird dream"
4609 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> the only thing that is truly infinite is your moms waistline
4608 _Deity <Nyghtshade_> I'll download it
4607 rikkitikki <Omega037> kerouac, i dont think there is anyone here who doesnt think im an asshole
4606 _Deity <kerouac> breasts are usually good pounded out, breaded and baked
4605 rikkitikki <hydro> that might explain the penis
4604 rikkitikki <introspectr> if you walk into a pancake house and ask for a waffle, you're asking for trouble
4603 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> Water can weight it down a bit so I usually lean over and squeeze it with a towel to dry it off as best as I can
4602 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> And I like the butts
4601 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> funkyb: my grundle is impenetrable
4600 Nyghtshade <DeliriumTremens> Is that the last 10 minutes of work where you have to shit really bad but you're going to hold it and try to make it home?
4599 DeliriumTremens <Electropop> LIKE ITS A BEAUTIFUL ASS
4598 bk <rikkitikki> I like St. Louis... It's a neat place.
4597 _Deity <rikkitikki> Electropop: I'll do it for free
4596 rikkitikki <Primesauce> Men in the mode of awesome worship Primesauce
4595 rikkitikki <kerouac> i may be high
4594 rikkitikki <kerouac> i LOVE weed
4593 sushi_ <hawkgpg> also, my first time i got off easy
4592 sushi_ <hawkgpg> i think like over half my snaps have been my dick.... to my other guy friends
4591 sushi_ <DeliriumTremens> are we talking about pineapples still or have we started a code convo about butt plugs
4590 DeliriumTremens <_Deity> i did MONKERS
4588 rikkitikki <scittles> there's a dildo in my bucket dear liza dear liza
4586 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> Good lord, TIL I have bowels of steel
4585 nerd|work <bbbeluga> boobs ARE superior
4584 demophoon <rikkitikki> "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"
4583 nerd|gone <Killsudo> I can see your mom in your face
4582 nerd|work <dolemite7> You'd Be Surprised At What You Actually Ate Last Night
4581 nerd|work <scittles> porn needs more hats
4580 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> 37 dicks!
4579 _Deity <Omega037> good thing im obese instead of chubby
4578 spif <rikkitikki> Sometimes you just have a very satisfying shit
4577 rikki|sewwy <monkers> yes to rikki's butt
4576 Nyghtshade <bbbeluga> yeah, if you cant watch porn what's the point
4575 demophoon <rikki|sewwy> Banana twinkies sound fantastic
4574 Nyghtshade <Nerfdude> I like poop
4573 DeSJ2017 <frisv> i need more butt pics
4572 monkers <nerd|work> no quote
4571 nerd|work <frisv> if it's not trending on twitter, it didn't happen
4570 nerd|work <DeliriumTremens> DESJ IS JACK FINKEL IS EINHORN
4569 scittles <brittbot> scittles:
4568 DeSJ2017 <bk> bareback riding?
4567 rikki|sewwy <DeliriumTremens> Uh oh, I feel another bucket of catfish comin' on...
4566 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> right when i wake up i feel fine but wet
4565 nerd|work <rikkitikki> I read that as "turns me on"
4564 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> Have you ever dumped a bucket of catfish into a pond? That's what my poop was just like.
4563 kerouac <misspwn> whatever kerouac you're the real OG
4562 DeSJ2017 <monkers> just dont cross the streams.
4561 _Deity <DeSJ2017> rikki|sewwy i dont even need to see those stats to know that you are the nicest person on here. YOure awesome!!
4560 Merlin00 <bbbeluga> i did enjoy the boobs
4559 DeSJ2017 <GreetingsADM> I have pubes older than that
4558 monkers <dolemite7>
4557 DeSJ2017 <dolemite7> probaby sniffing the cum trees
4556 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> The jizz trees are in full bloom here at work.
4555 spif <rikkitikki> I'm probably the biggest jerk in this room, to be honest
4554 monkers <kerouac> monkers: taht's because your penis is made of gold
4553 rikkitikki <kerouac> this channel is only for people that fuck kerouac
4552 rikki|sewwy <kerouac> i've been a douche for much of my life
4551 bk <scittles> OMG why can't i blue things anymore
4550 DeliriumTremens <scittles> sometimes? They're always hard. ours are separate and it's still hard
4549 funkyb <introspectr3> It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
4548 funkyb <f1ngertoes> I can unclench my butt for a little bit
4547 funkyb <FalseProphet> my girlfriend/girlthing/place I put things
4546 _Deity <Electropop> I do like Tyrese
4545 introspectre <reddit stlouis> I am you
4544 bk <Electropop> oh shit its good friday
4543 Omega037 <Electropop> Chankster my roommate was too scared and I have never done it before so..I had to google howto
4542 spif <bk> yeah, I sell coke
4541 frisv <GreetingsADM> you come in a few seconds after lightning
4540 bk <scittles> hubs has gone to mouth goatee thing
4539 DeliriumTremens <GreetingsADM> got it, timotab farted so loud the window rattled
4538 dolemite7 <frisv> i drank all my peeps milk today ;(
4537 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> the worst part is having to keep your mouth open for so long
4536 rikkitikki <scittles> ugh my mouth is starting to hurt.
4535 dolemite7 <scittles> good jaw workout
4534 bbbeluga <bk> you seem like someone who would be an ass master
4533 nerd|gone <bbbeluga> he's a cool guy that lives in st louis, mister sand in my florida pants
4532 Electropop <Nyghtshade> I haven't desensitized my penis to the point where I need to jerk off with steel wool and have a monkey slap my ass with a barbwire wrapped club to get off yet.
4531 k27463 <rikkitikki> sushii|interneti: get back in my sex dungeon
4530 spif <bk> bk stands for "beer king" clearly
4529 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> "SPEAKING OF BALLS!" rikkitikki 2015
4528 spif <sushi_> they totally do butt stuff
4527 misspwn_ <monkers> im easy.
4526 ajwalsh44 <brittbot>
4525 rikkitikki <bk> I can't believe it's nut butter
4524 monkers <Nyghtshade> faggit
4523 ||cw <scittles> the ol' bus in hole routine
4522 spif <frisv> unzipping is how babies start in the first place
4521 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> Thanks a lot frisv. I fucking trusted you, and now I'm sitting here eating chips and salsa the day AFTER national chip and dip day like some kind of asshole.
4520 k27463 <dolemite7> We're talking about the discreet cloning of eastern european prostitutes on a massive, MASSIVE scale
4519 monkers <_Deity> thanks DTbot
4518 monkers <_Deity> there is no reason to be upset
4517 monkers <TenthTARDIS> And you beat me
4516 monkers <frisv> I can measure lots of things in penis units
4515 k27463 <TenthTARDIS> YOU CAN'T DO THAT
4514 _Deity <TenthTARDIS> I agree with _Deity
4512 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> so there's always butt plug sitting on the counter of the kitchen
4511 _Deity <Omega037> an oil check was shoving your thumb in their ass
4510 introspectr <dolemite7> Shoutout to uteruses, the original 3D printers
4509 _Deity <Nerfdude> I am going to go outside and murder the shit out of my neighbors
4508 _Deity <sushi_> _Deity has a huge cock
4507 _Deity <frisv> My friend passed out now we can't 3 way anymore
4506 monkers <sushiiii> were like fish rescuing superheroes lol
4505 rikkitikki <dolemite7> I AIN'T ASHAMED
4504 _Deity <sushi_> i'm not into black men unless i'm drunk
4503 timotab <bbbeluga> so your grandpa got to feel those!?
4502 Nyghtshade <_Deity> I hope someone comes
4501 bbbeluga <frisv> helicopter is like hula for your penis
4500 _Deity <Merlin00> of course I missed the damn oil bottom because my cash is still settling :(
4499 timotab <bk> I think hydro gave me an STD :(
4498 spif <Merlin00> spif the comedy genius
4497 spif <Merlin00> balls and asshole
4496 Merlin00 <brittbot>
4495 _Deity <rikkitikki> One rikkitikki is enough to blow your mind
4494 rikkitikki <_Deity> I just have low standards when it comes to identical twins that are willing to share me
4493 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> would you eat 10 fart flavored spiders just because they were $1.50?
4492 spif <dolemite7> this place is cursed with urinary problems
4491 Omega037 <anotherbofh> "Industry Leading Frozen Semen Technologies"
4490 bk <rikkitikki> I only have one fan
4489 Nyghtshade <|mErLiN|> it's really fucking wet right now
4488 |mErLiN| <sushi_> ._.
4487 timotab <Electropop> hey..clean balls matter.
4486 Omega037 <misspwn> stick it in her butt and wake her up
4485 bk <rikkitikki> Also those boobs prolly weigh like 5 lb each
4484 timotab <Electropop> I mean..I can send you one with me topless for science
4483 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> you might as well boil barf over an open flame
4482 k27463 <rikkitikki> Join my cult and suck my dick
4481 rikkitikki <bk> hahaha he REALLY wants this hot dog I'm eating
4480 rikkitikki <k27463> not everything in my life is train related
4479 sushi__l <misspwn> or you'll never get to pee in that butt
4478 bbbeluga <barro> preferrably right in the tip of a chubbed out dong.
4477 introspectr5 <Merlin00> the only time people talk religion in here is to belittle others' religious beliefs
4476 DeSJ2017 <dolemite7> an animated gif of a guy fucking another guy in the ass and the fuckee's dick spinning around like a helicopter
4475 scittles <DeSJ2017> oh please, Ive seen people pee in other peoples butts on a couch before at a party, I think I can handle it
4474 DeSJ2017OAFK <dolemite7> burman's be thy name
4473 Omega037 <grobend> niggers
4472 scittles <frisv> no one said lather peanut butter on your crotch and let a dog chew the hairs off
4471 k27463 <frisv> i think scittles has discovered a celebrity jeopardy category. "goats ear train". "i'll take goatse art rain for $200"
4470 k27463 <res0> the giver is my spirit animal
4469 spif <misspwn> oh god the poop is coming back
4468 spif <Nyghtshade> The fear of reprecussions needs to outweight the desire to punch someone in the face.
4467 Omega037 <xxxt> if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
4466 nerd|sportsball <DeliriumTremens> KILL WHITEY
4465 nerd|sportsball <Electropop> I DONT FUCK WITH YOUUUU
4464 nerd|church <bbbeluga> you can do it, put your back into it
4463 nerd|church <aaronn> but... but... im white!
4462 DeliriumTremens <misspwn> well tripe looks like grey spongebob dick
4461 Omega037 <Electropop> how do you even start kinky sex
4460 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> your face looks damned good on you
4459 nerd|gofyourself <bbbeluga> i swear to bob spif, you bring a pie and i will be on your face
4458 nerd|gofyourself <drdasos> I'd love to rid the world of all the whites
4457 DeliriumTremens <axe9|work> I want to put more into it
4456 bbbeluga <frisv> yeah get something stiff to stick through that hole ;)
4455 GreetingsADM <rikkitikki> like, if I ever cosplay someone that isn't 12
4454 rikkitikki <frisv> Fool I am a cracka
4453 ktrains <kitkatkaytee> Now I smell like I worked at 5 guys
4452 sushiiii <scittles> christian science
4451 ktrains <frisv> ktrains is his nick he uses so we can grab his ass
4450 spif <secretninjaket> heels help with the booty shakin though
4449 sushiiii <frisv> aldi has great prices on titty sprinkles
4448 spif <sushiiii> the penis thing again? you guysssss.
4447 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> introspectr3: you still gonna keep pooping now that you're a professional turd?
4446 rikkitikki <drdasos> I have a PhD in studying dat ass
4445 memmek2k <rikkitikki> Electropop: warning, this may turn into a birthday orgy
4444 Merlin00 <axe9|work> Merlin00 got me pegged.
4443 spotmonk <bbbeluga> come if you can, if you can't that is okay too. I just wanna have a night of fun.
4442 frisv <bbbeluga> i needed at least double that
4441 funkyb <misspwn> good i was just gona bring condoms
4440 _Deity <crevecoeurchick> It's penis. Stop sugar coating the penis.
4439 nerddtvg <willisnutz43> sucked anymore dicks lately?
4438 nerddtvg <spotmonk> the video I shot with your mom involved a train
4437 introspectr <baslisks|work> if he went any deeper he'd be ramming the uterus of my mind
4436 introspectr <kerouac> nerddtvg: yeah , for she had to have sex with you twice to get it
4435 sushiiii <Omega037> i would absolutely fail as a father otherwise
4434 spif <_Deity> enough dick blood*
4433 Omega037 <k27463> misspwn am i a sperglord?
4432 Omega037 <DeliriumTremens> your mom is the Orly of french vaginas
4431 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> i wonder if Nyghtshade ever broke both of his arms
4430 _Deity <willisnutz43> you're a peice of shit, goodnight.
4429 deity|phone <willisnutz43> no, but there's a need to hope you suffer before you die if you drive like an idiot.
4428 rikki|afk <MadTony71> well I'm glad you guys ar making 'new' people welcomed, rofl, and by that I mean yer not.. rofl
4427 Merlin00 <crevecoeurchick> Yes, i will do nudes.
4426 _Deity <crevecoeurchick> Can i have the item first before the head?
4425 funkyb <kitkatkaytee> We're all technically eskimo brothers. Minus the sex. And substitute it for facebook friendship with monkers.
4424 _Deity <crevecoeurchick> I dont even need the monies.
4423 demophoon <rikkitikki> I want my buttplug as elegant as my outfit
4422 _Deity <MadTony71> I've come close a few times, but eventually I'm going to get 100% fed up with the rat race and disappear into the weeds never to be seen again...
4421 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> your mom's related
4420 bbbeluga <scittles> i like hello kitty so i'm pretty much expert in all things japanese
4419 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> DT wa kawaii desu = DT is cute
4418 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> what colored dress is Leonard Nimoy going to wear to his Llama themed funeral being streamed live after the conference on Net Neutrality?
4417 Omega037 <_Deity> they have 15 year old girl prostitutes also
4416 _Deity <Omega037> thats why you gotta have like 5 guys on the line
4415 Omega037 <kitkatkaytee> What's your name jailbait?
4414 Omega037 <rikkitikki> RIP llama_beans' bowels
4413 _Deity <frisv> I'll be right behind you res0
4412 _Deity <DeliriumTremens> frisv smells like turds
4411 Electropop <DeliriumTremens> kitkatkaytee: it's a known fact that chinese food tastes 3x worse when you have to eat it with silverware
4410 dolemite7 <misspwn> i just shampooed the rug
4409 Nerfdude <willisnutz43> DeliriumTremens be postin' n00ds for d00ds that only the pedos would view also
4408 de|it|e <res0> I'll give you an inch around 2am
4407 res0 <bbbeluga> YOU WOULD ENJOY IT IF THEY ARE OLD
4406 spif <memmek2k> Yup, cuz male sexuality is completely uncontrollable and it's completely on women to make sure they're not too provacative
4405 spif <frisv> I would totally not put a penis in jennn
4404 kitkatkaytee <Primesauce> No, because squirting implies that the woman enjoyed it. I don't want anyone to have fun but me.
4403 rikkitikki <memmek2k> a hemipenis if you will
4402 k27463 <frisv> you're not showing off your penis enough
4401 rikkitikki <de_it_e> I fuck me all the time even though im too hot for me
4400 spif <rikkitikki> Slappin' all them taints
4399 spif <bbbeluga> clearly i enjoy snacking on ballsax
4398 Nyghtshade <deity_> I totes love the fatties.
4397 rikkitikki <frisv> i wouldnt even need your dick after all that
4396 kitkatkaytee <rikkitikki> Why did no one grab that
4394 k27463 <kitkatkaytee> Dick pics are best pics.
4393 k27463 <rikkitikki> Everyone wants a know it all when she has an ass that doesn't quit
4392 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> I'm basically the Dr. Phil of this channel.
4391 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> hopefully i dont turn into a pigfucker
4390 Nerfdude <res0> I am a pretty princess.
4389 rikkitikki <_Deity> i mean, i may be good, but i am usually drunk when its happening
4388 Omega037 <misspwn> i get the squirts daily
4387 nerddtvg <nerddtug> not all of us can be as cool and sexy as you :(
4386 rikkitikki <memmek2k> rikkitikki: I like fish dicks.
4385 TenthTARDIS <GreetingsADM> You should play with more boobs, they're fun
4384 nerd|work <frisv> can confirm, am older brother and ridiculously hetero
4383 nerd|work <bbbeluga> Sorry guys, im gay now.
4382 nerd|work <bbbeluga> I have no brothers so I can't be blamed for turning them gay!
4381 rikkitikki <GreetingsADM> You're not Mormon unless you attend a Utah Jazz game
4380 k27463 <Electropop> masturbate.
4379 GreetingsADM <spif> well captain planet does turn people into trees
4378 spif <GreetingsADM> a planet where it never reaches 4:20
4377 TenthTARDIS <_Deity> kerouac, let me know when you go to asia... i would like to bone a native
4376 rikkitikki <res0> WHERE IN THE WORLD IS RIKKI SAN DIEGO
4375 spif <kerouac> now you'll never see my 1/2 inch peen
4374 rikkitikki <Electropop> I smell so damn good
4373 rikkitikki <kitkatkaytee> rikkitikki is creepy, that's why we keep her here.
4372 _Deity <kerouac> i want to stick my toungue in that yummy cheese
4371 nerddtvg <GreetingsADM> Turd Burglar is among my favorite insults
4370 bbbeluga <kerouac> glad to hear my penis is still an option
4369 _Deity <kitkatkaytee> that im best gay of the day
4368 rikki|afk <DeliriumTremens> awww sleet sleet sleet sleet
4367 spif <bbbeluga> that's just a light spank really
4366 rikkitikki <memmek2k> romance with me is always a jolly good show
4365 res0 <rikkitikki> sounds like a wet drone
4364 DeliriumTremens <frisv> i love nuts
4363 k27463 <frisv> all my weight is in my junk
4362 nerd|work <frisv> your mom has a red button
4361 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> I'm changing my name to Handfist McSnatch
4360 k27463 <bbbeluga> i feel like it is still hard
4359 res0 <frisv> The best part about gay porn is that there is no smell
4358 rikkitikki <frisv> man, necks are awesome
4357 Omega037 <res0> a bigger, blacker dick cake
4356 res0 <misspwn> mm dark meat
4355 k27463 <dolemite7> misspwn's mom is hot
4354 Electropop <frisv> "welcome to michigan. fuck michigan"
4353 rikkitikki <frisv> can i pledge 6 inches of my dick to slap across her face?
4352 Omega037 <Electropop> Is it hard?
4351 nerd|gone <rikkitikki> I find it pleasurable
4350 nerd|gone <rikkitikki> "Oh, is this about myself? Sweet."
4349 GreetingsADM <scittles> axe9|work: she's legit psycho, but not in the obvious ways where people feel sorry for you
4348 nerd|work <frisv> CAUSE YOUR JUNK IS INACTIVE
4347 _Deity <bbbeluga> What tickles my blow hole is a great subtitle
4346 Omega037 <_Deity> your butt gets pumped
4345 Omega037 <bbbeluga> i love your wiener, llama_beans
4344 rikkitikki <Electropop> look younger rikki
4343 Electropop <GreetingsADM> so, plenty of places to bury the bodies
4342 nerddtvg <rikkitikki> If I had a cock I'd totally buy that
4341 nerddtvg <k27463> i still suck
4340 Omega037 <_Deity> yu gotta pee on an underaged girl
4339 _Deity <Merlin00> everyone is DTF when _Deity is involved
4338 spif <frisv> maybe i'll just kiss a burrito and get a free evin
4337 introspectr3 <bbbeluga> booo orcas
4336 k27463 <frisv> Electropop i hope you're just going on dates for the free meals
4335 DeliriumTremens <frisv> excited for chubbies tonight
4334 frisv <Nerfdude> Netscape says I need a plugin to see this content
4333 Electropop <sushiiii> i shit on my desk daily. its good for the soul
4332 k27463 <dolemite7> "How much can't could a white girl can't if a white girl literally could not even?"
4331 Nerfdude <Omega037> aopjfep give me GREEN ewqifpjeqwp !!!!! yaya :):):(
4330 spif <Nyghtshade> The dog wants your butthole.
4329 kitkatkaytee <GreetingsADM> though you typically don't have to soak a penis in water for a week to get it to grow to its fullest size
4328 ||cw <GreetingsADM> My soup pot would pirrouette on the flat tope
4327 Omega037 <misspwn> i'm half tempted to make a CL post to find some lady friends
4326 grobend <GreetingsADM> He's saying no, but really he wants it
4325 spif <GreetingsADM> if butts had nipples, then we'd have somethign to talk about
4324 spif <rikkitikki> You can penetrate an ass
4323 spif <GreetingsADM> Just make sure you get in the box before the can, the other way is unhygenic
4322 rikkitikki <frisv> it must be weird to have a guy cum inside you
4321 _Deity <frisv> F it i'm getting a donut and not telling anybody
4320 res0 <misspwn> cucumbers are great for that too
4319 k27463 <misspwn> world needs more misspwn
4318 res0 <misspwn> i make finger goal and look through just fine
4317 Omega037 <llama_beans> licking my pants
4316 spif <scittles> i've got a hankerin for fun dip
4315 spif <spotmonk> my name is Gene and I'm totally a male prostitute
4314 spif <scittles> "if i could live on any planet it'd be uranus"
4313 GreetingsADM <frisv> i dont care about paying but i try to make the girl feel a little guilty so they'll make it up
4312 whiteruski <Nerfdude> My hair clogged the toilet :/
4311 k27463 <res0> I read that as "Pornography meeting"
4310 spif <whiteruski> your mom's pussy is so dry that the crabs carry canteens
4309 nerddtvg <Nerfdude> It's all fisting and snapbacks
4308 nerddtvg <res0> that was quick
4307 _Deity <monkers> i'll lick a girls ass too i dont give a fuuuck.
4306 Omega037 <misspwn> is there anything you don't do, other than anal?
4305 spif <Electropop> How do I make it stop? Find someone to randomly suck on them?
4304 res0 <bbbeluga> and im not sensitive i can take things
4303 spif <scittles> poop is out of fashion?
4302 spif <scittles> then it sounds like you just need to let your nipples flow free
4301 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> Would you rather poop one horse sized poop, or a hundred duck sized poops?
4300 k27463 <frisv> will her poop be larger than a duck?
4299 spif <GreetingsADM> People do pegging all the time on the tables at Cracker Barrel
4298 k27463 <dolemite7> I WILL SHIT ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
4297 spif <Primesauce> Ladies love a bedazzled cock
4296 bbbeluga <spotmonk> becca is excited that his penis doesn't work
4295 bbbeluga <spif> lol
4294 spif <scittles> i'm going to drink booze tonight and have crazy sex just to spite them, if anyone has any marijuanas they can bring me i'll take that too
4293 timotab <axe9|work> I remember my first one. it was pretty fun.
4292 Nerfdude <Killsudo> listening to an animal cry in pain from a rubber band on their nuts is just upsetting when it's for no reason
4291 TheDeity <misspwn> llama_beans, this weekend we might be doing girl things if you are into that stuff
4290 spif <bbbeluga> but then the moaning got more excited than painful
4289 nerd|skewl <TwoWorlds> oh, okay, kinda like when the female corn is on her period
4288 spif <frisv> maybe he will electropop your cherry
4287 k27463 <dolemite7> thank you and here's my ip address
4286 introspectr3 <frisv> I gave your mom an error 413 last night
4285 bbbeluga <introspectr3> Tits are the Alpha and the Omega, the First and Last, the Beginning and the End.
4284 res0 <llama_beans> ah tacos
4283 DeliriumTremens <axe9|work> my balls hurt today for some reason
4282 k27463 <bbbeluga> how many inches did you get ;)
4281 nerddtvg <res0> bbbeluga is a secret racist
4280 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> my cream was delicious, thanks for asking res0
4279 nerddtvg <Omega037> man, i gotta poop
4278 nerddtvg <DeliriumTremens> it's poop all the way down, boys!
4277 timotab <bbbeluga> separate tubs seems to make it harder to do it
4276 timotab <dolemite7> I PAID FOR A LADY, NOT CORY AND TREVOR
4275 dolemite7 <misspwn> always falling out my pocket
4274 k27463 <spif> bbbeluga: I'M SORRY
4273 memmek2k <rikkitikki> I'll show ya my kinda panties Electropop
4272 happyincolor <rikkitikki> I like my clothes to support human suffering
4271 dolemite7 <rikkitikki> DeliriumTremens: excuse me, I wear period accurate crotchless bloomers
4270 DeliriumTremens <Electropop> JUST FUCK BIEBER
4269 rikkitikki <_Deity> people will never lose the desire to learn new ways to fuck
4268 rikkitikki <frisv> train porn will be the new thing in 2015
4267 k27463 <Electropop> Sounds hard..
4266 nerd|work <DeliriumTremens> or that smell when you fart under the covers after eating white castle and it slowly creeps from under the covers right into your face
4265 funkyb <ThatDeadDude> I guess more cunt than poon
4264 happyincolor <spotmonk> I think it's a fickle mofo
4263 timotab <happyincolor> we really want to come this year
4262 rikkitikki <DLbot> misspwn's boobs are perky appleballoons.
4261 Electropop <misspwn> toot toot is the new zoom zoom
4260 ||cw <Electropop> My tits are amazing.
4259 introspectr <Primesauce> I don't think we've met. Hi, I'm Primesauce. I'm not going to change who I am or what I do.
4258 rikkitikki <GreetingsADM> how big is he?
4257 Deity_ <monkers> yes free flights for everyone
4256 Electropop <frisv> news from CMU this morning, a toilet overflows in an apartment and a resident died. it all started when the deceased roommate took a corgi sized shit
4255 DeliriumTremens <Zeryl> don't make me blow your man
4254 k27463 <res0> rikki pays ME for sex
4253 rikki|phoney <res0> rikki is such a whore
4252 misspwn_ <res0> these hos won't keep off mah dick
4251 k27463 <grobend> Anyone here into buttplugs?
4250 Nerfdude <bbbeluga> omega how many times do we have to ask you not to talk about your wife and her baby making or her boobs or her parts
4249 spif <Barro50> boned it raw
4248 spif <Barro50> what happened to the good old days of grabbin' the girl by the tit tay and saying "Let's go, woman, we have work to do"?
4247 misspwn <DeliriumTremens> i can eat jalapenos again today, my pucker portal has recovered
4246 Deity_ <llama_beans> unless it also teleports magically through my phone to my mouth
4245 timotab <llama_beans> just go rub one out and relax fellas
4244 nicomachus <GreetingsADM> Liberal Christians love them some Sufjan
4243 spif <GreetingsADM> "We enjoy regular heterosexual lovemaking"
4242 bbbeluga <introspectr3> its 9am, i think ill go gorge some rump roast
4241 k27463 <GreetingsADM> Is a restraining order a form of rejectiong?
4240 res0 <spotmonk> on days that you aren't gay of the day do you crave more or less cock?
4239 res0 <Sabriel> spotmonk: I crave more cock
4238 TheDeity <monkers> so after my mom dies im going to kill myself
4237 Deity_ <grobend> I'm trying to score some LSD
4236 nerddtvg <misspwn> salt lickaaaaaaaa
4235 res0 <bbbeluga> do you want a poofy one misspwn
4234 spif <spotmonk> my freaky testicles are nobody's business DLbot
4233 Omega037 <Deity_> prison is for people that want to get raped
4232 Omega037 <Nerfdude> Every time you binge eat, cum on your face
4231 Deity_ <frisv> no one uses their smartphone to browse the internet
4230 timotab <frisv> i have a booger i just can't reach
4229 k27463 <frisv> the problem with real life is that there are no grabs
4228 timotab <frisv> i must be sniffing your brain fart
4227 whiteruski <Nyghtshade> Watchmen, without the giant blue floppy penis.
4226 _Deity <whiteruski> i'll give you some of my fat _Deity
4225 _Deity <Electropop> Id bang her.
4223 bbbeluga <dolemite7> i know someone else with a white sauce aversion...
4222 DeliriumTremens <misspwn_> i gues not really pooping if i was just shooting water out my anus
4221 bbbeluga <DeliriumTremens> or i can hand sand to completion
4220 hawkgpg <frisv> i'm sure if you got drunk right before giving birth, it wouldnt affect the baby
4219 k27463 <bbbeluga> so i should right the words on my boobs?
4218 Electropop <DeliriumTremens> i dont have 8 nipples
4217 k27463 <dolemite7> At the rate I'm going, I'm gonna be giving handies behind the New Life Evangelical Center in 2 years!
4216 rikkitikki <Nerfdude> Whatever I'll be in the front car eating babies
4215 spif <frisv> Truly though, aside from furiously is there any other way to masturbate?
4214 k27463 <frisv> What about rule 34 Rikki pics?
4213 k27463 <Nerfdude> Irc... Irc never changes
4212 _Deity <Electropop> I can think of the biggest one Nerfdude
4211 Electropop <Nerfdude> Paul walker was the man and I miss him ever dae
4210 k27463 <Electropop> I want to fuck The Rock, with his big ass tattoos and his adorable smile, and his muscles...
4209 k27463 <Electropop> My roommates boyfriend drank my milk
4208 _Deity <Electropop> will you suck my blood?
4207 Electropop <_Deity> well we know what kind of porn you sick fucks watch
4206 _Deity <rikkitikki> I don't know nothin
4205 _Deity <frisv> 4 nerds just came in kimcheese
4204 timotab <Merlin00> I think this is the first thing timotab has said I agree on
4203 Omega037 <jgrant> Omega037: No wonder people hate the Jews, if you're the /Gold/ standard.
4202 k27463 <Omega037> talk about poop or suffer the consequences
4201 k27463 <misspwn_> i've pooped in public places
4200 k27463 <frisv> according to my wellness survey i have high stress AND THIS ISNT HELPING
4199 spif <jgrant> I mean the annoyance is, have a certified full blown mental breakdown that negatively effected me for a year; 70 pounds of weight gain in 5 month, mental health not great, and then I get shit for sucking. I know I suck, it's taken me literally a year not to have 0 self esteem and them people are "razzing me" no, I've been berated by you Omega037 for now 5+ months over my mental health.
4198 k27463 <DeSJ2017> oh jeez. they're getting longer
4197 spif <Omega037> then again, im also just a dick
4196 k27463 <jgrant> Well, how queer.
4195 DeSJ2017 <frisv> clitorious bastards
4194 Omega037 <jgrant> frisv Mainly because I've been framed as a villain here, to a pretty large degree. So most anything I do that's not a big deal, people will blow up to be huge. Then when I calmly respond, people think I'm all defensive and tell me to "calm down!"/
4193 k27463 <frisv> my e penis is so small though ;(
4192 k27463 <axe9|work> misspwn_ That's a penis
4191 k27463 <Omega037> so, about DeliriumTremens's poop
4190 rikkitikki <frisv> blacks dont want to be too far from africa
4189 spif <Nicomachus> Can you sell white infants on the black market?
4188 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> What about K Cups that can then be reused as a tampon?
4187 spif <dolemite7> digiornosexuals
4186 k27463 <Electropop> for the record: I am wearing underwear right now.
4185 _Deity <bbbeluga> yeah yeah, men are superior
4184 rikkitikki <spif> I love you rikkitikki
4183 rikkitikki <spif> I don't know anything
4182 dolemite7 <axe9|work> I'm... I'm really cursing in these videos too much to use them as instructional videos.....
4181 Nerfdude <jgrant> Subtitle is tentatively, "a gay romp into computational thought".
4180 spif <jgrant> Sorry, wiping on numpad...
4179 _Deity <jgrant> I fucking hate cooking and will eat near any and all meat.
4178 Deity_ <jgrant> Brb, night sausage attempt 2.
4177 spif <res0> power of my farts
4176 Deity_ <Omega037> my son needs to stop pooping in the tub
4175 spif <DeliriumTremens> wild jew sex?
4174 DeSJ2017 <_Deity> teachers are getting hornier and hornier every yea
4173 Nyghtshade <_Deity> its actually more like || instead of \/
4172 _Deity <hydr0> as long as nobody is banging kids on here i think they're just regular ol' americans
4171 spif <llama_beans> its been a long day with my legos and whatnot
4170 spif <res0> surprisingly little humping involved
4169 res0 <k27463> the hardest part is making it that big
4168 spif <GreetingsADM> If it's large enough, and I press hard enough I can
4167 spif <bbbeluga> But you can't fit you face in between one boob
4166 introspectr3 <secretninjaket> I get distracted by weird thoughts when watching some porn. like I hope that dude didn't eat Mexican for her sake..
4165 Electropop <secretninjaket> I read that as Sluts and got really excited about that sort of show
4164 spif <hydro|> i have more meaningful interactions with DTbot than i do most confirmed humans
4163 DeSJ2017 <hydro|> where are my pants?
4162 k27463 <bbbeluga> my mom is closed on monday
4161 spif <bbbeluga> i live in sin all the time
4160 k27463 <grobend> I was just penis
4159 timotab <axe9|work> Merlin00 I'll upload duck video to private youtube
4158 dolemite7 <Electropop> How do you put it in?
4157 ||cw <DeliriumTremens> i dont have a stub handy
4156 bbbeluga <misspwn> wan get swole wtih me bb?
4155 _Deity <misspwn_> i'll borrow their donkey
4154 Omega037 <whiteruski> your mouth says no but your butt says yes
4153 DeSJ2017 <_Deity> no vchip in me
4152 timotab <Electropop> God..he was so gentle.
4151 DeSJ2017 <_Deity> cup da bawls
4150 _Deity <misspwn_> i'm quick witted it's okay if you aren't
4149 whiteruski <_Deity> if i had to pay 5 cents to see them I would want my nickelback
4148 DeSJ2017 <_Deity> it was the fucking yum
4147 _Deity <Electropop> Sorry I am PMSing hardcore
4146 _Deity <frisv> Yeah I wish I was in high school these days with all the teacher on student sex going on
4145 Deity_ <Notbrad> peace nigs
4144 spif <frisv> thats ironic cause big dicks never quit
4143 frisv <mccafe> i cant deneigh that
4142 spif <bbbeluga> i'll keep you in mind when i hear about an amber alert
4141 spif <spotmonk> all the times I've wanked off thinking about her she's been pretty good
4140 spif <bbbeluga> and I am fantastic in the sack so clearly it is all true
4139 timotab <bbbeluga> we all agree, you should not be in here during school hours. Because we all believe our solid education got us where we are today. Wealthy, healthy, employed, and fantastic in the sack.
4138 GRABY <misspwn> lies
4137 GRABY <ajwalsh44> lol
4136 GRABY <DLbot> outm first said "yees!" on 2015 01 14 13:50:32.
4135 spif <frisv> "girls pussy" seems obvious. like cheese quesadilla
4134 DeSJ2017 <dolemite7> well, does your mouth or butthole feel weird this morning?
4133 skizermetimbers <Nerfdude> He just whipped out a little tooth crowbar and went to town
4132 GreetingsADM <Nerfdude> I promise it's not a dick this time
4131 spif <Omega037> people blamed us, but let me tell you, if Monsanto was behind it they would all be fucking gone by now
4130 DeSJ2017 <DeliriumTremens> its coming from INSIDE THE PHONE INSIDE OF FRISVS ANUS
4129 DeSJ2017 <anotherbofh> my anus decided it needed its own account
4128 spif <frisv> My left ball is gigantic compared to my right
4127 DeSJ2017 <hawkgpg> i read that as wank first,lol
4126 DeSJ2017 <frisv> I like my joes how I like my hoes, brown and extra sloppy
4125 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> I'm such a shitlord.
4124 memmek2k <_Deity> but if shes hot and you eat her ass you pretty much are guaranteed a sloppy blowjob
4123 _Deity <GreetingsADM> [12:38] <_Deity> im going out to eat girl ass after work
4122 frisv <spif> just this craving for fresh milk
4121 DeSJ2017 <bbbeluga> having nipples and having boobs are very very different
4120 DeSJ2017 <frisv> bbbeluga has underage boobs
4119 spif <GreetingsADM> together, my nipples are 64 years old
4118 DeSJ2017 <frisv> these days everything is grabable
4117 DeSJ2017 <frisv> my balls combined age is almost 60
4116 DeSJ2017 <bbbeluga> if they were just two orbs of fat, they wouldn't make me so happy
4115 DeSJ2017 <Nyghtshade> I'm a tax professional.
4114 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> keep up with the fiber and you'll shit an entire wicker swingset
4113 timotab <Omega037> its prob best not to get me started on Japan
4112 spif <res0> secretninjaket has two massive talents
4111 DeSJ2017 <secretninjaket> I'm rather good at not puking during road trips now
4109 Nerfdude <spif> gamecube burned your house down?
4108 DeSJ2017 <_Deity> and you will get a kickback from pornhub
4107 spif <bbbeluga> you mean fisty ;)
4106 spif <rikkitikki> And I don't even have a dick
4105 _Deity <frisky> I can pop my dick like I can pop my knuckles
4104 spif <_Deity> SDS Snapped dick syndrom
4103 spif <rikkitikki> I've never had a dude snap his dick on me
4102 spif <Nerfdude> I've snapped my dick, that's a thing
4101 spif <Nyghtshade> Took me forever to restrain my mad humping.
4100 spif <_Deity> snapped your dick?
4099 spif <Nyghtshade> Like... I snapped my dick multiple times when I was 16
4098 DeSJ2017 <_Deity> the best birth control ever is oral sex
4097 rikkitikki <frisky> I so wish I could punch a girl in the face
4096 spif <Nyghtshade> Like... if a chick punches me in the face... Like... I have every right to cold cock her right in the jaw.
4095 frisky <Nyghtshade> I know what pregnancy is like.
4094 Nyghtshade <rikkitikki> Aw, boohoo, you couldn't get rejected by women there
4093 spif <Nerfdude> Hey 15 year old look at my dick http //
4092 res0 <Electropop> I wanna win just for a dildo...
4091 spif <secretninjaket> That's why I call all my boyfriends daddy, obviously
4090 _Deity <secretninjaket> Dad dicks are always huge
4089 spif <Electropop> How does a freckle get on the dick?
4088 rikkitikki <memmek2k> normal state for a dick is kinda wrinkly
4087 memmek2k <Nerfdude> My dong is smooth even without ironing
4086 spif <secretninjaket> who'd want wrinkley dick pics anyway
4085 spif <Electropop> Im just a 21 year old girl..
4084 spif <Electropop> so my tanning lotion is frozen solid
4083 spif <Nyghtshade> We could go Black Mirror on this.... Live stream the conversation and we'll let mob rule determine what you say.
4082 TenthTARDIS <_Deity> that was your one and only delquote ever for life Nyghtshade
4081 spif <Electropop> Im not wearing underwear~!
4080 GreetingsADM <Nyghtshade> I like potato soup.
4079 spif <Nyghtshade> I feel like the ass and mouth have to come into play somewhere along the line.
4078 nerd|chores <misspwn> i can confirm though no boner problems here
4077 nerd|chores <Nyghtshade> Not ripping at the skin throbbing and bulging... but those half assed ones, you struggle to get up when you're drunk.
4076 GreetingsADM <Nyghtshade> Nobody robs my boner.
4075 spif <rikkitikki> Am I a potato of the OreIda Nation? I think so.
4074 Electropop <spif> Nyghtshade: time flies when you're having a terrorist takeover of a region of the world
4073 spif <Nyghtshade> Like... is there a floppy flesh extension between your legs?
4072 DeSJ2017 <Nyghtshade> So a Ford dealership is routinely fucking my parents up the ass with Diagnosis charges for their ford Focus.
4071 k27463 <rikkitikki> don't stop < that's what your mom said last night
4070 k27463 <spif> nobody fucks uncles quite like you
4069 spif <bbbeluga> Bump and grind it
4068 rikkitikki <GreetingsADM> have you tried putting your ear up to your cat's urethra?
4067 DeSJ2017 <DeliriumTremens> places the malformed scrotum in his scrot kiln
4066 k27463 <||cw> scrotumsmith? like, hand crafts nutsacks?
4065 DeSJ2017 <DeliriumTremens> i figured you twerked at it and gota freemovie
4064 _Deity <rikkitikki> I have no preference on the size
4063 rikkitikki <_Deity> it can be tiny if you want, but ill definitely pay you
4062 _Deity <DeSJ2017> I'm pretty wide eyed during the day but the afternoon man... thats when it gets weird
4061 _Deity <rikkitikki> Calm yoself
4060 spif <frisv> we're all smoking whale
4059 _Deity <frisv> _Deity's only badge is in vadge
4058 spif <_Deity> I thought it was funny because I just learned at that time that superman says to slap a jap
4057 spif <bbbeluga> Big Beautiful Spif
4056 _Deity <bbbeluga> there are 6 different kinds of tea bags available to me at work
4055 k27463 <frisv> i try to live my life based on the conclusions of !8ball
4054 spif <GreetingsADM> If they want to go somewhere where their feelings are cherished, they should go to tumblr
4053 spif <GreetingsADM> High schoolers are just fresh meat here
4052 bbbeluga <frisv> i'm good at plugging holes
4051 k27463 <nerd|work> idiots.
4050 spif <Chewbaccer> The dead don't resist
4049 bbbeluga <DeliriumTremens> why is my dad the best person to ask about oxygenated sea monkey water?
4048 Nerfdude <DeliriumTremens> and this evening has peed out of her box twice
4047 bbbeluga <El Dubb> only the tastiest meats go in my mouth
4046 rikkitikki <res0> rikki's pretty hot for a 12 year old
4045 Omega037 <rikkitikki> I don't have the proportions of a midget
4044 Pb_ft <||cw> compilers have low standards
4043 k27463 <frisv> i wouldn't come here if it weren't for DLbot
4042 Omega037 <_Deity> shit im half inclined to hire someone to hold my cock anyway
4041 dolemite7 <bbbeluga> i made my own body butter
4040 spif <bbbeluga> men dont leak tears over typos
4039 k27463 <res0> Chank and res0 can't stop fighting about your mom.
4038 DeliriumTremens <Notbrad> your cock is immersive
4037 _Deity <hydro|> plenty of loose binders in the CWE
4036 res0 <Notbrad> my partner was like 7 inches taller than me so i felt like i had to reach really far
4035 spif <hydro|> finally I'm pooping
4034 dolemite7 <GreetingsADM> They're the ones that shave the meat in front of you
4033 _Deity <Nyghtshade> Funny thing, I could go to prison for telling you I'm certified by the government.
4032 spif <Nyghtshade> The pain was all dick.
4031 rikkitikki <dolemite7> i think i would've stuffed something in my ass during all that, distract myself
4030 funkyb <misspwn> smell not inhale, worst scent ever too
4029 k27463 <secretninjaket_> Oh no! My secret has been revealed! woe is me!!!!
4028 spif <secretninjaket_> Well I have boobs as big as my face. That's not scary at all!
4027 _Deity <spotmonk> I'd buy some romance from you Electropop
4026 spif <Omega037> god, why do i have to poop so much
4025 scittles <frisv> alton is the place to be
4024 rikki|afk <GreetingsADM> If you wear a hijab/burqua, you can poop anywhere
4023 spif <_Deity> and just put a picture of my balls on tinder and see what happens
4022 _Deity <hawkgpg> i better make that girls twitter tinder trolling
4021 spif <Merlin00> I guess dudes send messages on there and jerk off
4020 introspectr3 <Nyghtshade> Fuck my dates are all screwed.
4019 spif <Electropop> he just petted me like a dog.
4018 spif <grobend> I wish we were still allowed to eat our young
4017 _Deity <res0> hyth is the sound a gay snake makes
4016 res0 <Electropop> I can't even find my bra let alone a place in STL
4015 Electropop <frisv> I want to be a backup dancer on the hammer time music video
4014 res0 <Electropop> Do you like shit bleeding?
4013 res0 <Electropop> Can someone bless my womb?
4012 anotherbofh <Electropop> jesus I don't remember them sucking so much.
4011 anotherbofh <spif> I like meat
4010 spotmonk <Electropoop> Lol my Breasts hold sadness and despair.
4009 k27463 <Merlin00> they look pretty much the same size to me
4008 _Deity <DeliriumTremens> MISSPWN FARTED
4007 spif <Evin> 1. I wish I had an iron man sweater and 2. Funeral.
4006 nerddtvg <hydro|> have to remove the vestiges of British fisting and squirting
4005 Pb_ft <res0> a good way to make sure people don't take you seriously is referring to people as "chimps"
4004 res0 <frisv> i have so many things that become erect
4003 Chank <bbbelugaphone> You heard wrong. Boobs are fun!
4002 _Deity <DeliriumTremens> I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THIS
4001 spif <Nerfdude> It's like the mos eisley cantina with boobs and vagina
4000 DeliriumTremens <Electropop> I do res0 with my fists
3999 rdm <Electropop> It's long and complicated and just a pain
3998 Omega037 <misspwn> orfice party
3997 Omega037 <DeliriumTremens> look, cat, you want your vag to stop hurting or not?
3995 whiteruski <_Deity> "Yeah baby, ill defrag that drive" "You like it when i grep | that ass"
3994 k27463 <Omega037> what sex do you have to change to for rikki to be happy?
3993 spif <bbbeluga> "let the creep flow through you"
3992 spif <misspwn> sira just means i hate fun
3991 Electropop <grobend> Black people shouldn't be allowed to get married
3990 k27463 <GreetingsADM> I imagine there would be a cream pie somewhere around there
3988 res0 <rikkitikki> People with genitals
3987 _Deity <hawkgpg> the crack fox was my first drag show!
3986 frisv <Evin> It is S&T, there's tons of women, but not that many.
3985 Omega037 <bbbeluga> I'm Carrie the redheaded conifer
3984 Omega037 <Nyghtshade> I should murder my family.
3983 Omega037 <Nyghtshade> My penis works!
3982 Omega037 <_Deity> there is nothing remotely troll about comparing my shit to opinions
3981 Notbrad <_Deity> i forget people that dont really do anything entertaining or have at least a little character
3980 _Deity <Nyghtshade> That came out of my dick
3979 _Deity <frisv> pull it out Nyghtshade !
3978 GreetingsADM <bbbeluga> hun, if we wanted to hook you up with expensive drugs, you would have to be more likeable first
3977 spif <Nerfdude> I'm going to marry a ferrari mounted fleshlight
3976 Electropop <hawkgpg> i use my penis for jello shots
3975 spif <Electropop> and the DJ put on single ladies..and my grandma got on the table and did the dance
3974 DeityKringle <Electropop> grandma and I will get some
3973 Nerfdude <Omega037> Electropop, once you take your first cum bath, you will understand it all
3972 Omega037 <DeityKringle> oral sex is indeed sodomy
3971 spif <ajwalsh44> where can i get a hot weina
3970 spif <dolemite7> GETCHA HOT JUICY WEINAS
3969 Omega037 <hawkgpg> i think at this point, it's now just tradition to burn down a QT whenever someone gets shot
3968 anotherbofh <Omega037> this wouldnt have happened to you Nyghtshade if you loved Jesus more
3967 spif <bbbeluga> sometimes its just hard, guys
3966 frisv <spindleblood> I just need a fucking machine shop
3965 spif <frisv> plus every bathroom visit comes with free masturbation
3964 rikkitikki <res0> El Dubb will pilot you through the turbulence of your first time
3963 _Deity <rikkitikki> Cuz I wasn't sure if people wanted to grab that
3962 rdm <kerouac> uncut is like natures french tickler
3961 Omega037 <rikkitikki> Again, I'm not an expert on these things since I don't generally do butt stuff
3960 spif <Electropop> Having a string in your dick deserves some ice cream.
3959 spif <Nyghtshade> Lol I have string hanging out of my dick. My whole purpose for being here is for people to tease me.
3957 rikkitikki <Electropop> So..does it like dangle?
3956 Electropop <Nyghtshade> SO I have a blue string hanging out of my dick guys.
3955 rikkitikki <spif> I don't know everyone
3954 HoneyBadja <frisv> if glazed sugar is causing dick problems, maybe you should ask your doctor about xarelto
3953 res0 <scittles> you can turn around in my driveway and shove it through the mail slot
3952 nerddtvg <Omega037> "hey baby, u been pregnant yet? *wink*"
3951 spif <Electropop> I learned a lot about drugs over the summer! 8D
3950 spif <Evin> The Holocaust never happened!
3949 spif <Electropop> I am not a butthole
3948 _Deity <spif> or a cousin love
3947 bbbeluga <spif> I love you bbbeluga
3946 ||cw <Evin> Sometimes you just want to cut your face up and then vacuum off the skin flaps.
3945 k27463 <bbbeluga> do you even internet?
3944 spif <bbbeluga> oh man, i bet squatting with balls is more complicated
3943 nerd|work <anotherbofh> The first time's always special
3942 Merlin00 <spotmonk> I bet bbbeluga smells like vanilla and pussy juice
3941 frisv <Electropop> I THOUGHT I GOT A 69!!!
3940 nerd|work <scittles> way better than gonorrhea day
3939 spotmonk <GreetingsADM> Now that I think about it, I'm not sure where my Nuts is
3938 spif <_Deity> if you shit something out of your vagina you would claim it too
3937 spif <misspwn> what if i sneeze and poop my pants
3936 timotab <frisv> yeah my meatloaf is smashed down like dough, maybe an inch thick
3935 bbbeluga <frisv> i know as much about paralegals as i do tampons
3933 k27463 <frisv> you can also wear the hat when you shave your pubes
3932 rikkitikki <dolemite7> RAZM FLAZM JIZM JAZM
3931 rikki|afk <DeliriumTremens> that stuff is like wiping with angels wings
3930 Merlin00 <DeliriumTremens> because i like my butt
3929 nerd|work <frisv> i was amazed barbara walters was still alive
3928 spif <bbbeluga> what is the penis game from my childhood that im supposed to remember fondly?
3927 nerddtvg <introspectr3> its cool though, when you have as few brain cells as i assume you must have, you gotta moderate
3926 _Deity <Nyghtshade> I can see how people would get hooked on Heroin.
3925 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> shepards hooks belong outside of the dick
3924 spif <xxxt> i keep my pubes in a nice little happy trail so the women can find my micropenis
3923 spif <xxxt> it probably tastes like unwashed lumbersexual
3922 Omega037 <rikkitikki> I AM FILLED WITH BABIES
3921 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> SUCK MY DICK DELL
3920 spif <Electropop> I have to have a big breast to accomplish that
3919 DeliriumTremens <scittles> i have never been or had a hummdinger
3918 Electropop <frisv> if my penis ever fell off, i'd be a lesbian
3917 spif <frisv> i dont think you pooped in my dream
3916 spif <bbbeluga> i wonder what pooping on a space boat was like
3915 k27463 <frisv> Then I can look at her butt while she is mixing things
3914 k27463 <frisv> go to alton square. it's the square beyond compare
3913 k27463 <scittles> SAILBOT
3912 spif <scittles> DUDE right?? mine smell worse freshly shaven too
3911 spif <frisv> no more 69 fucks
3910 GreetingsADM <Electropop> I want a banana now.
3909 res0 <scittles> restocking the bananas?
3908 k27463 <frisv> i prefer vaginal impaling
3907 k27463 <dolemite7> RUNNING A TRAIN ON k27463
3906 Merlin00 <DLbot> axe9|work has said the phrase "fuck work" 0 times.
3905 dolemite7 <frisv> whats the hot new thing this year? elbows in vaginas?
3904 Omega037 <DeliriumTremens> but i do think they were rubbing their nipples
3903 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> Nicki Minaj's ass bends time.
3902 rikkitikki <axe9|work> ASIANS DON'T HAVE MUCH BODY HAIR
3901 DeliriumTremens <Nyghtshade> And my dicks farted twice now from the air trapped in my urinary system.
3900 nerd|skewl <Electropop> Looks like my ass is going back to AT&T on a plan
3899 nerd|skewl <Nerfdude> I plan to buy a sex bot and lots of neat shoes for myself
3898 _Deity <kerouac> we have a creampie named after us
3897 _Deity <fowl> all scientists want to do is create monsters of unspeakable horrors
3896 _Deity <Nerfdude> Every time I shave with an electric I get severe razor burn
3895 _Deity <xxxt> i overtrained this whole week and my body is on the verge of collapsing and shutdown
3893 funkyb <xxxt> her pussy looks like something youd see on the scrap floor at a pig slaughter farm
3892 _Deity <xxxt> my sperm turns from a liquid to plasma after being passed thru a red hot chicks ass.
3891 Omega037 <_Deity> i can tell you the strain from smell
3890 spif <DeliriumTremens> It's like you're watching people bang through a window
3889 spif <DeliriumTremens> that porn is HD as fuck
3888 timotab <res0> bbbeluga: that will require a special sword holder
3887 dolemite7 <bbbeluga> probably because im used to typing penis and so much
3886 k27463 <bbbeluga> cone boobies
3885 _Deity <frisv> I wish i still had one
3884 spif <introspectr3> fuckable is as fuckable does
3883 Killsudo <SantaDeity> Subaru*
3882 Electropop <hawkgpg> Colorado: the land of weed and Subaras
3881 nerd|work <spif> how is intarnat formed?
3879 rikkitikki <frisv> oh jeez i'm farting again
3878 res0 <frisv> i feel like jerry seinfeld would say something like "if you're eating pasta in the future, why do they call it pasta? they should call it futura"
3877 octalsrc <introspect4> God is a bunch of neurons!
3876 spif <frisv> My thighs are bulging with anticipation
3875 Nerfdude <bbbeluga> i'm the worst
3874 spif <frisv> Basically talk about balls or female parts and you'll get grabbed. Its easy for women.
3873 frisv <secretninjaket> there rolls are huge, like I can barely fit them in my mouth
3872 bbbeluga <frisv> I'm obsessed with pornography
3871 spif <secretninjaket> like I contribute besides providing the boobs
3870 k27463 <ajwalsh44> there's a buttplug for that
3869 spif <scittles> too many complaints of dick in the box
3868 spif <master_poop> i like them chewy for my poop
3867 rikkitikki <spif> I'd just like to find a girl
3866 k27463 <Evin> Keep your periods under control.
3865 SantaDeity <Omega037> ive never actually had sex with an asian person
3864 Nerfdude <funkyb> I can see it now "Here lies some dude....he had a hot wife. Too bad about the hammers."
3863 introspectr3 <SantaDeity> introspectr3: you just got an invite to the hunger games if i ever do want to kill someone
3862 Deity|notwork <bbbeluga> Deity|notwork, calm down silly
3861 bbbeluga <spif> creeper
3860 spif <secretninjaket> but i'm only a situational slut so there's that
3859 spif <secretninjaket> hey now. pussies can take a pounding, don't be fooled, fool
3858 k27463 <Deity|notwork> i am the dick... so that makes everyone else a pussy or asshole
3857 k27463 <spif> no sex til your mom
3856 spif <secretninjaket> bill gates is working on a silicone fancy condom which i'm hella excited for
3855 Omega037 <bbbeluga> I do love transgenic insertion
3854 spif <Nerfdude> anonymous = dicks
3853 spif <Nerfdude> I'm just saying I'd feel like bbbeluga feels all the time because of her gingerness
3852 Nerfdude <misspwn> i like dix
3851 timotab <Omega037> she also has a septum piercing, which is kinda meh
3850 _Deity <Nerfdude> SOMEONE CUT MY FORRDKIN OFF
3849 _Deity <Electropop> I can craft a mean mother fucking cooler yah'lls
3848 introspectr <Omega037> her penis?
3847 _Deity <hawkgpg> anotherbofh i've got a green man morphsuit!
3846 _Deity <anotherbofh> not taking it though... just knowing it's around
3845 DeliriumTremens <hawkgpg> like, i can take a button up top and tie it in that school girl fashion. but i got nothing to do for bottoms
3844 nerddtvg <_Deity> testes testes 1 2 3
3843 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> sometimes i feel like my boob bounce to the phrase "bippity boopity boop"
3842 nerddtvg <Electropop> My breasts hold sadness, and despair.
3841 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> i use boobs to hold many things
3840 nerddtvg <secretninjaket> I still want to see a helicopter dick...
3839 nerddtvg <Electropop> are dicks fun?
3838 nerddtvg <secretninjaket> nerddtvg, stop grabbing me prevert
3837 nerddtvg <secretninjaket> i would have a quote about big dick problems
3836 nerddtvg <secretninjaket> someone on bdp just referred to his dick as the great equalizer. lmao
3835 Omega037 <grobend> I'm a moron
3834 spif <grobend> Was I even drunk when I showed you guys my penis?
3833 nerd|work <DeliriumTremens> TIL nerd|work is a pot brownie.
3832 _Deity <grobend> Let's start lynching them again.
3831 k27463 <anotherbofh> Erroneous, we're planning a do it in the butt meetup
3830 k27463 <grobend> Let's assassinate Nixon.
3829 _Deity <grobend> Daryl Parks is one ugly nigger.
3828 anotherbofh <grobend> How do you know how long my dick is just from that picture?
3827 timotab <Electropop> timotab is a fantastic man
3826 Pb_ft <Nyghtshade> You'd be a "bitch ass nigga" to be afraid of some "honkey in camo"
3825 _Deity_ <forest_> you guys are so cool
3824 timotab <DeliriumTremens> its so weird to hear a 5 year old say 'Seperatists'
3823 funkyb|dusty <nerd|work> better if I said "finger"?
3822 k27463 <frisv> apparently size does matter
3821 k27463 <res0> white pickup turning around in my driveway
3820 res0 <Nyghtshade> 21 24 inches is actually the size I'm looking for. any larger, and it won't fit underneath the hutch of my current desk.
3819 funkyb|dusty <nerd|crusty> an okay orgy is better than no orgy at all!
3818 nerd|crusty <Electropop> my upstairs neighbors having a mid afternoon sex session
3817 Omega037 <DeliriumTremens> #occupytaint
3816 Nerfdude <pikhq_> Cop meets boy, cop shoots boy, cop walks, everything is now on fire.
3815 DLbot <hawkgpg> i hope this doesn't affect trivia.....
3814 k27463 <Nerfdude> They finally got all those hot n readys they couldn't afford
3813 rikki|riotty <Nerfdude> But seriously, I was eating a "triple layer nachos" and drinking an orange juice and it just kind of hit me that I'm eating peasant gruel in a living 1984
3812 rikki|riotty <Nerfdude> You use two seashells to scoop out your butt
3811 Deity_ <rikkitikki> Extra crispy little caesar's
3810 Deity_ <Nyghtshade> If I didn't have a job and didn't care about my future I'd be murdering people right now.
3809 rikkitikki <Nerfdude> I've made interracial love, the blacks pick up on that somehow
3808 rikkitikki <ajwalsh44> baja sauce + cum
3807 Electropop <scittles> Happy bday res0... Celebrate with looting
3806 TenthTARDIS <misspwn> my balls are big enough
3805 k27463 <misspwn> how about you grab my nutsack instead TenthTARDIS
3804 FalseProphet <TurkeyDeity> if he instigated the attack then fuck him i hope he goes to prison and gets raped by every inmate where he goes
3803 k27463 <dolemite7> THANKS DARREN WILSON
3802 nerd|work <GreetingsADM> oh God, I feel like I've done something horrible if I got a LOL from grobend
3801 nerd|work <GreetingsADM> Prevent unwanted pregnancies Keep it in the O
3800 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> Does your sister in law have a handlebar mustache and a fixie too?
3799 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> I'm a Big Mac Protector
3798 k27463 <frisv> zebra cake monday, cause even though the protestors are white, they're black on the inside
3797 k27463 <frisv> saint louis underground train, otherwise known as the SLUT
3796 k27463 <timotab> your mom was fun while she lasted
3795 bbbeluga <scittles> love hours make his fingers not function
3794 timotab <DeliriumTremens> He'll just take all their heads and arms off anyway
3793 k27463 <frisv> your mom has some big hangars
3792 Omega037 <_Deity> i support nazism and slavery
3791 nerddtvg <introspectr3> hey im about to light the typical irc fatty afire
3790 Omega037 <Merlin00> no amount of batwinging is going to make shaving balls a thing
3789 Omega037 <bbbeluga> Oh god, don't let agree to a guy who asks you if he can batwing your face
3788 DeliriumTremens <misspwn> what, you've never dipped your balls in a cup
3787 introspectr3 <misspwn> you don't want to nick your eggs
3786 timotab <Nerfdude> I don't do anything strenuous in the jeanz
3785 Omega037 <Nerfdude> My tractor beam peen is stronger than my smelly pants
3783 k27463 <tadni> TurkeyDeity: Too bad you aren't a cock, I would eat ya.
3782 frisv <scittles> black oppression http //
3781 k27463 <grobend> It's like all the lowest IQ groups of people are converging in ferguson!
3780 k27463 <frisv> or the trains! SAVE THE TRAINS!
3779 k27463 <Chank> is your bae turtling?
3778 GreetingsADM <scittles> good thing i'm in alton where everything is bad and cheap
3777 timotab <frisv> pretty big. jammed with meat
3776 Omega037 <willisnutz43> who is jizzing in tube socks now?
3775 Pb_ft <rikkitikki> Pb_ft remember that time I met you for like five seconds
3774 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> you guys seem to really want erectile dysfunction badly
3773 Pb_ft <_Deity> everyone loves my balls
3772 Omega037 <_Deity> tell him $20 and a bj
3771 res0 <rikkitikki> I'll squirrel it up for you baby
3770 Evin <Electropop> I cried while I killed them
3769 k27463 <res0> POKEFEST 2014 featuring RES0 and RIKKITIKKI
3768 timotab <Electropop> She is pretty but she can suck sometimes.
3767 timotab <DeliriumTremens> modx makes me want to slam my dick in a dresser drawer
3766 anotherbofh <kitkatkaytee> I think I'll stick to being a housenotwife,
3765 hawkgpg <anotherbofh> my mom walked in on me once... she was too embarassed to do anything but turn around. Later she acted all disappointed, but I think she was secretly glad I wasn't gay
3764 hawkgpg <Notbrad> a neckbeard fedora walks by and WHOOPS VAGINA
3763 DeliriumTremens <Nerfdude> So it's really easy to be a pedophile at anime conventions? Noted
3762 timotab <spotmonk> also, I always read your name as Electropoop
3761 timotab <frisv> finally i can buy a 55 gallon drum of lube
3760 DeliriumTremens <dolemite7> my friend's uncle once drank enough wild irish rose to think he could fly and jumped out a third story window
3759 spif <DeliriumTremens> i hope i'm not blacking out and killing a bunch of people then coming back to work
3758 spif <DeliriumTremens> unless like, autononmous blowjob bots came up out of the pavement as you drove past
3757 dolemite7 <scittles> it's all in the grip
3756 spif <rikkitikki> how have I not explored this corner of porn before
3755 spif <spotmonk> lesbian porn
3754 bbbeluga <frisv> "i've never had fatherwood this big before"
3753 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> I'm going to take your vegan lasagna to Ferguson just so someone will burn it.
3752 res0 <DeliriumTremens> We could rasturbate it and make a wall to wall cubicle wrap of my taint
3751 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> This whole conversation could have easily been avoided if you just would have said "Sorry, I should have tagged it. I'll go kill myself now."
3750 Notbrad <Nerfdude> I'm gonna turn that shit to poop
3749 Merlin00 <Nerfdude> Rad, imma put that shit in my face
3748 bbbeluga <frisv> I like my tables how I like my 3 way orgies: 4 legs and lots of wood
3747 Nerfdude <bbbeluga> did you see all of the balls i was holding!?
3746 DeliriumTremens <bbbeluga> my favorite part was getting to cup all the balls in my hands
3745 timotab <DeliriumTremens> but instead it just feels like someone shit in my mouth and pushed me down the stairs
3744 anotherbofh <Electropop> My coworker tried to teach me how to moan today at work.
3743 DeliriumTremens <timotab> We had french toast for breakfast, but where's the snow and riots?! I feel hard done by!
3742 Omega037 <introspectr> tell your mom ill come look at porn with her :)
3741 DeliriumTremens <scittles> DeliriumTremens i have 3 boxes. i wouldn't say overflowing
3740 timotab <DeliriumTremens> i'm a regular housewife
3739 k27463 <frisv> i still feel like i don't know the limitations of my poop sizes
3738 k27463 <tadni> I was a very big, baby faced fucker.
3737 nerd|gone <DeliriumTremens> Today on "dolemite7 goes full grobend"
3736 bbbeluga <frisv> he could take a pretty girthy cock
3735 frisv <DeliriumTremens> my ass is lonely now
3734 timotab <rikkitikki> when I think of DeliriumTremens I think of shit
3733 rikkitikki <scittles> i too am confused by just how gay Evin is for the record
3732 nerd|work <scittles> welp i guess we know what happened to his penis
3731 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> "The guy standing over there has a 15" dick, therefore by extension so do I"
3730 res0 <k27463> the kids like long trains
3729 spif <Merlin00> for naked boobs
3728 _Deity <Notbrad> i want to knock Omega037 up
3727 _Deity <spif> it's always about to get weird
3726 _Deity <Evin> I feel like she could win that game holding a 2 of clubs, a baseball card, the card with instructions on how to play, a stamp and a piece of cardboard.
3725 k27463 <frisv> i have some really short chubbies... my mom got them for me... they're basically ass shorts for men...
3724 res0 <bbbeluga> whale whale whale
3723 Merlin00 <dolemite7> Merlin00 has said the phrase "uNF" 69 times.
3722 frisv <DLbot> Obviously, I'm not doing something right.
3721 _Deity_ <hawkgpg> i went dumpster diving at lindenwood and got 2 new pairs of shoes. Yes. they were new.
3720 timotab <Electropop> Send me a live chicken. I know how to kill it
3719 Chank <frisv> strap it to your hips
3718 k27463 <frisv> 2 holes are better than one
3717 DeliriumTremens <bbbeluga> like your mom is so fat two whales tried to make her into a mom sandwich
3716 dolemite7 <frisv> all the darn neighborhood kids ejaculating in outdoor trash cans
3715 DeliriumTremens <scittles> that is quite the pile of meat tho
3714 funkyb <frisv> I would be at the same level of arousement if you sent me a dick pic
3713 bbbeluga <introspectr> ya, just hearing of people who receive near sexual plessure from something i just happen to do frequently...
3712 Omega037 <misspwn> pb ft peanut butter facetits
3711 k27463 <misspwn> oh i meant we all pile on her
3710 res0 <rikkitikki> the stuff that comes out of girls
3709 rikkitikki <axe9|work> y'all need jesus
3708 res0 <rikkitikki> Those are fun to play with :D
3707 Omega037 <xxxt> i want jessica rabbit to sit on my face
3706 tadni <Omega037> seems like a pretty big assumption that she would be into that
3705 Omega037 <tadni> My "sister", is what I call my blanket forts. So when people ask we what I'm doing down there, I say "leave me alone, I'm enjoying myself in my sister"
3704 tadni <Omega037> i sometimes misread tadni as little bitch
3703 tadni <Omega037> Electropoop, tadni's penis is like one of those fuzzy caterpillars
3702 Omega037 <tadni> So I can hang you by the fucking neck.
3701 DeliriumTremens <misspwn> it will be in 30seconds when i'm done
3700 Omega037 <misspwn> we can make big cocks together
3699 Nerfdude <timotab> if you want something XXX rated, what about that one with your mom in it?
3698 rikkitikki <xxxt> these carrots taste like bugs bunnys asshole
3697 k27463 <misspwn> god misspwn stop having a crush on bbbeluga so much
3696 Nerfdude <Omega037> see, in a situation like this you could say "man, i love the way a pearl necklace feels on my chest"
3695 Nerfdude <misspwn> Electropoop, then on date 3 if things are going good, let him pee in your butt, but not before that or he won't respect you
3694 nerd|gone <xxxt> sure, trannies, whatever
3693 k27463 <tadni> misspwn: I LOVE the dark meat.
3692 timotab <DeliriumTremens> the one i have is falling apart
3691 res0 <frisv> oh man i could've had an electro poop for real if i moved those electric physical therapy pads to my anus
3690 k27463 <scittles> are you a bookmark? because i want you in between my sheets
3689 k27463 <tadni> I'm just a caramel apple, stuck in a bear's body.
3688 rikkitikki <anotherbofh> tadni, a philosopher you are not
3687 rikkitikki <Queen_Laqueefah> one can not simply grab a grab of a grab if a grab could grab two grabs at once
3686 tadni <k27463> BRAAAAINS?
3685 k27463 <Queen_Laqueefah> what, a strong black independent woman like myself cannot enjoy a chilled grape beverage?
3684 k27463 <tadni> _Deity Not when I hold a pillow over their dumb fucking faces.
3683 anotherbofh <misspwn> WE HAVE THE SAME BUTTS
3682 k27463 <rikkitikki> my booty too big
3681 bbbeluga <frisv> I like my women how I like my Frisbees, hard and with big lips
3680 DeliriumTremens <frisv> Straight from the Wabash valley to my mouth
3679 Omega037 <Nerfdude> Yeah I also hate minorities and the gays now
3678 rikkitikki <doctorsound> How gay do you want it?
3677 k27463 <frisv> is missouri a gay state?
3676 spif <frisv> oh man i forgot i stole some baby's candy
3675 funkyb <||cw> brown tone? more like a butt fucking hobby lobby
3674 xxxt <tadni> Fat sleezes operate entirely within a cupcake based economy.
3673 bbbeluga <tadni> bbbeluga: I ONLY EAT COCK, PERIODS.
3672 spif <_Deity> sourtap, is that what they call an uncleansed trim job?
3671 Omega037 <Electropoop> Im an idiot.
3670 res0 <misspwn> i kinda regret eating hot dogs
3669 timotab <res0> you just have to shave his yak
3668 Omega037 <Nerfdude> I dated a girl who slept on a futon mattress in the middle of a living room full of pet birds
3667 timotab <Omega037> Deity, you are weird and i mean that in the worst possible way
3666 k27463 <tadni> It's gotten better/worse since I got on all those meds for bipolar, but I used to be able to sweat and go in underwear in the snow for like an hour.
3665 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> Jesus christ guys, we don't call him "One Piss Tadni" for nothing'...
3664 Nerfdude <tadni> k27463: I only go to Forest Park 3 times a week, I have maybe peed there 7 times, 3 have been in the woods, twice I "nearly" got caught.
3663 k27463 <hawkgpg> hold on...... is forest park a national park?
3662 k27463 <tadni> I could not imagine in any sane world, where peeing the woods of a national park not exposing yourself to anyone is more of a crime than having sex in a national park, in a parking lot, if you get caught.
3661 res0 <k27463> dolemite7 i only do it when tadni's there
3660 k27463 <dolemite7> what kinda magical penis do you have than you can clear your urethra by rubbing the tip on the bottle
3659 k27463 <hawkgpg> yeah, if i was caught it'd be public indecency. if tadni was caught he'd have to file as a sex offender
3658 k27463 <Nerfdude> Sex in forest park feels somehow less depraved than peeing all over everyone else's good time
3657 scarecrowdeity <misspwn> swap my butt spit
3656 nerd|work <bbbeluga> lol my britches are pretty dreamy
3655 xxxt <tadni`> Okay, going to shit and fap, bbl.
3654 Nerfdude <misspwn> it's just like sucking out of a hose so why not
3652 rikkitikki <frisv> you all smell bad
3651 rikkitikki <Evin> I cover myself in beer regularly.
3650 rikkitikki <Evin> talking about triggering people is my trigger, you shitlord.
3649 spif <rikkitikki> I think big boob gals will be fine
3648 DeliriumTremens <scittles> ok time for soup in my dark hidey hole
3647 DeliriumTremens <spotmonk> I could take mark ruffalo seriously deep in my ass
3646 misspwn <tadni`> PumpkinDeity: If she's actually interested in me, she HAS to be a weirdo.
3645 res0 <DeliriumTremens> but you love cream pies!
3644 frisv <bbbeluga> strokes are hard sometimes
3643 k27463 <frisv> hmmm i found a stroke weight and changed it and now it's a little different
3642 misspwn <frisv> THE STROKES ARE TOO GIRTHY
3641 bbbeluga <frisv> i need to reduce the width of the strokes
3640 _Deity <xxxt> [23:50] <_Deity> if i had taken what i can get all the time id be flooded with fat girls and ugly broads
3639 Nerfdude <_Deity> its all like || instead of {}
3638 rikkitikki <Nerfdude> so flaccid right now
3637 rikkitikki <Primesauce> I'm entirely made of fat and acne.
3636 Omega037 <bbbeluga> She hooked up with me then stole my heart and then it died because it was no longer in my body.
3635 spif <frisv> pleasing our own peckers
3634 spif <dolemite7> pulsating oily obese penises
3633 spif <frisv> poor old overworked penis
3632 dolemite7 <frisv> you use other fingers?
3631 bbbeluga <timotab> so you have to extract the snot by some other means
3630 timotab <Electropoop> Well yeah wipe it off..thats just common sense.
3629 rikkitikki <Evin> sometimes you gotta put meat on your meat.
3628 k27463 <frisv> baby, get me a mcrib and i'll take you back to m'crib
3627 k27463 <frisv> i do it sometimes to find midgets and 6'3 former european basketball players for future intramural considerations
3626 dolemite7 <scittles> it's the most gristly piece of meat i've ever had
3625 bbbeluga <DeliriumTremens> There's your problem, you didn't milk up your penis pipe before trying to gulp the pie down
3624 spif <frisv> longest ass wipe in history
3623 spif <Nyghtshade> Ass sweat and goopy ass piled up midday.
3622 spif <frisv> i stopped dropping things when i became an adult.. which many argue hasnt happened yet
3621 spif <pikhq> I swear, I only suck cock on days of the week that end in y!
3620 nerd|work <frisv> lesson learned, don't get near bbbeluga's blowhole during whale trivia
3619 nerd|work <Evin> bbbeluga i like tasty meatsnacks
3618 res0 <DeliriumTremens> I agree with Primesauce on something. Mark the occasion in the books.
3617 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> I'm just gonna stop shitting in public. It's all too much work.
3616 GreetingsADM <Notbrad> sex is ok i guess
3615 spif <GreetingsADM> Puppetry of the Penis
3614 poisomike87 <dolemite7> i been seein double A batteries shootin out urethras since y'all was drankin similac
3613 nerddtvg <secretninjaket> nah pussies can take a pounding
3612 spif <hawkgpg> when i was in high school, i had friends at all girl catholic schools. they said every month was no shave november
3611 nerddtvg <Evin> My lady name is tina.
3610 nerddtvg <Omega037> electropop, nerd is a 47 year old house wife who chain smokes marlboros and wears hot pants
3609 nerddtvg <bbbeluga>