ID Grabbed by Quote :
3592 anotherbofh <frisv> Maybe blowjobs cause ebola
3591 spif <tadni> Joking aside, it is really dumb -- they're just two orbs of fat.
3590 spif <frisv> I hope they are also pro dick cash then
3589 spif <tadni> I wish I didn't care about boobs; I'm an "adult" male, how gay is that?
3588 spif <frisv> GDI I've been grabbed like 38 times today
3587 spif <tadni> People just shouldn't wear clothes.
3586 spif <frisv> Women should just wear jean overalls
3585 spif <res0> buying KY Jelly?
3584 dolemite7 <frisv> I'm never eating one of those balls again
3583 spif <GreetingsADM> I wash my titties more than I wash my jeans, for sure
3582 spif <frisv> i would think the average titty is cleaner than the average pocket
3581 secretninjaket <frisv> situations that could get sticky is my forte
3580 spif <frisv> capslock can be scrambled to make slapcock
3579 k27463 <spif> HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY
3578 spif <dolemite7> Everytime his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel
3577 spif <frisv> forget the bun, just use bacon
3576 k27463 <spif> sliced cheese? what is this, socialism?
3575 k27463 <spif> no donut
3574 spif <dolemite7> it's better to grab something you HAVE done, rather than grab something you HAVEN'T done.
3573 k27463 <spif> my bad experiences and negative feelings and obsessions haunt me
3572 bbbeluga <introspectr> lol can we get some scat too?
3571 GreetingsADM <frisv> like when I say I'm bisexual, it means I have sex with every other gender
3570 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> There's an underground communications network of IT vendors that they use to keep in-jokes running on clients. I just know it.
3569 k27463 <kerouac> it's one thing to pay spifs mom for sex
3568 k27463 <res0> so long and thanks for all the boners
3567 k27463 <frisv> but thanks for the boner
3566 rikkitikki <GreetingsADM> I wonder how they determined nipple size
3565 rikkitikki <frisv> if that were true, i would be putting my penne in your mostaccioli right now
3564 res0 <secretninjaket> like fb needs to stay out of my vagina, just saying
3563 spif <Nerfdude> A robot arm is actively spraying my butthole at this very second
3562 Omega037 <timotab> you should have used lube
3561 res0 <Omega037> i feel like a fat man stuck in a slightly fatter man's body
3560 res0 <xxxt> pb_ft, to be fair, its hard to tell if the person is jaundice when theyre already yellow.
3559 bbbeluga <kerouac> but now you got me thinking about sausage
3558 bbbeluga <kerouac> i just cleaned that rack until it was spotless
3557 res0 <bbbeluga> girls want to feel sexy. if you want to get them to hire you, promise them sex
3556 rikkitikki <dolemite7> "leather cheerio" :(
3555 spif <rikkitikki> I just had the most amazing sex ever (
3554 spif <frisv> people are too grab happy in here
3553 spif <scittles> well i was going to help you out and grab you and quit but not anymore
3552 spif <Evin> it's like reverse rape.
3551 redfenix <scittles> | (" á")| (M%M‹)
3550 dolemite7 <frisv> all I see in that photo is evin's crotch
3549 redfenix <scittles> conservative manic pixie dream girl nudist????
3548 Omega037 <misspwn> click my cock
3547 xxxt <Omega037> crepes
3546 Omega037 <res0> I think I might've just called you a black slut
3545 k27463 <willisnutz43> you know what? if i ever met you in real life Omega037, i would probably just deliver a fucking haymaker in your fucking face just because you're such an asshole
3544 Omega037 <kerouac> yeah, misspwn fuck both
3543 k27463 <dolemite7> I NEED A CROTCH BEAR
3542 k27463 <scittles> i'm super bitter about it
3541 rikkitikki <frisv> rikki is so smart
3540 k27463 <rikkitikki> just put nutmeg on your dick
3539 redfenix <spif> .
3538 spif <frisv> sorry i couldn't prounounce condom correctly with a condom in my mouth
3537 k27463 <dolemite7> HEY, THIS ISN'T #BUZZFEED-STLOUIS
3536 spif <scittles> omm nom nom com dom
3535 k27463 <frisv> who sucks dick with a comdom on
3534 res0 <scittles> the best thing about making it ourselves is we can make it ANY SIZE WE WANT
3533 nerddtvg <res0> bbbeluga does indeed have a great set of quotes
3532 k27463 <Evin> TIL rikkitikki is a former drug runner
3531 DeliriumTremens <k27463> for some reason young girls liked riding it
3530 spif <rikkitikki> am I in a threesome technically
3529 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> Sometimes I wish I could reply to an email with a foot that jumps out of the monitor and kicks the recipient in the dick
3528 Omega037 <bbbeluga> pegged you for younger
3527 rikkitikki <Hatsrodamus> you all are a bunch of weirdos
3526 bbbeluga <xxxt> because im Hatstrodamus
3525 spif <GreetingsADM> Some people like it so big that they can't fit their hand around it
3524 DeliriumTremens <frisv> ugh i spilled all this oil all over myself
3523 nerd|work <DeliriumTremens> jeez rdm, you wiped your butt with that guys lips
3522 Nerfdude <bbbeluga> chicken titties actually
3521 spif <dolemite7> ý<ˆD\ˆ=‰ HARDER BETTER FASTER WONGER ý<ˆD\ˆ=‰
3520 nerd|work <GreetingsADM> his daughter was destined to twerk
3519 spif <kitkatkaytee> I was covered in vomit. :(
3518 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> You can do anything through the hole in the sheet.
3517 dolemite7 <misspwn> awww i used to have that same coffee table
3516 res0 <misspwn_> WHITE POWER
3515 Notbrad <kerouac> place i go to sells "fresh poultry- live killed" panties
3514 k27463 <scittles> i was just going to park on the street, walk to res0's driveway, and do some spin moves
3513 spif <scittles> his wand was engorged and throbbing
3512 spif <frisv> all we ever did at lemmons was touch each others butts
3511 k27463 <rikkitikki> res0 I write erotic friend fiction about it
3510 k27463 <Evin> I'm very talented at jamming things into my mouth until everyone is uncomfortable.
3509 scittles <Evin> If I can fit two elk balls into my mouth, imagine how many marshmallows I could fit.
3508 rikkitikki <res0> rikkitikki "so glad those black people are dead!"
3507 scittles <frisv> I hate things that other people do that don't affect me in the slightest
3506 dolemite7 <res0> that'd be deliriumtremendous of him
3505 spif <HoneyBadja> you know, you google "cane with jewel" in it and butt plugs come up
3504 spif <rikkitikki> hey, but I can't eat myself (
3503 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens_> i will crap down the neck of my desktop when i get home
3502 k27463 <HoneyBadja> fart
3501 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> I have been pooping the same turd nonstop for over a decade.
3500 DeliriumTremens <scittles> misspwn why are your bowels so loose
3499 frisv <GreetingsADM> Hand Up, don't Choo
3498 spif <frisv> now that I did all this internet searching for cubs lingerie, other websites think I want to buy more
3497 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> but i brought home more yogurt!
3496 Nyghtshade <funkyb> OH FUCK
3495 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> because misspwn all about that them wipes bout them wipes no hemmorohids
3494 DeliriumTremens <spotmonk> that stream is freakin sweet dolemite7
3493 DeliriumTremens <GreetingsADM> It was a bit slippery
3492 spif <Evin> wait, jews aren't wizards?
3491 spif <GreetingsADM> Forgive us for assuming this is the jew who cried wolf
3490 spif <bbbeluga> i wanted so bad to be a fly girl when i was a kiddo
3489 rikkitikki <xxxt> i hate food actually it all tastes like shit
3488 rikkitikki <frisv> bring your own child porn?
3487 k27463 <frisv> we wont stop until we quote scittles saying cock penetration 10 times
3486 k27463 <scittles> cock penetration
3485 spif <res0> I'm gonna piss on you.
3484 nerd|work <spotmonk> I wanna fuck that guy right in the pussy
3483 res0 <frisv> stop dressing like that and i wont have to rape you so much
3482 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> i wish i was made out of egg foo young so i could eat myself
3481 spif <scittles> hes going to be like "uh..." and i'll know exactly where he's going w/ it
3480 spif <scittles> cock penetration?
3479 spif <frisv> I usually get free balls because mine go down the shaft so quickly
3478 frisv <DeliriumTremens> She spreads her legs and it's like a Pterodactyl taking flight.
3477 spif <SmegmaTaxi> im bleeding over here i cant get it out
3476 rikkitikki <frisv> damnit now I have to poop right before my meeting
3475 rikkitikki <misspwn> i've already pooped so much today i can't handle any more spicy poops
3474 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> so hard
3473 bbbeluga <dolemite7> i just had a cinnamon sticky bun that cracked open like a pair of tearaway pants
3472 res0 <dolemite7> how you'll put someone's genitals in your mouth but you won't eat the brown parts of the banana
3471 DeliriumTremens <Evin> I might let some of you molest me, but probably not timotab.
3470 timotab <Evin> welp, now I've been thoroughly molested.
3469 timotab <Evin> LEARN HOW TO SUCK MY DICK
3468 res0 <rikkitikki> I have a question regarding smegma
3467 rikkitikki <bbbeluga> a girl had sparkly fancy stuff on the butt pockets of her jeans and she caught me looking at it and called me a lesbian really loudly and stormed off.
3466 dummey <StosselJohn> "I want to deglove your hand and use it as my personal sex totem"
3465 bofh|work <misspwn_> i'll feed u my meat
3464 funkyb <misspwn_> yeh i like your deck
3463 Nerfdude <anotherbofh> You don't wink that butthole until you're ready to use it
3462 k27463 <Primesauce> This is basically me masturbating in a public forum. Baby.
3461 k27463 <tadni> I ain't gonna argue with a mofo that didn't even fucking ever take and/or pass a stats class.
3460 k27463 <misspwn_> i cannot computer
3459 k27463 <Omega037> there you go
3458 Omega037 <spotmonk> wait til you see my dick!
3457 introspectr5 <bbbeluga_> MOTHERFUCKER I SHOULDNT KNOW THIS MUCH SHIT ABOUT A DICKHOLE
3456 Omega037 <bbbeluga_> so? my job doesnt include wood working but I can build you a table that you could fuck a fat lady on. my job doesnt include cooking but I can make a hell of a meal.
3455 spif <k27463> can a whale even be a slut
3454 bbbeluga <frisv> when they're held for the pleasure they're the balls that I like best
3453 dolemite7 <Chank> i think you're supposed to pee on it
3452 DeliriumTremens <axe9|work> DeliriumTremens: A hula girl figurine with a grass skirt, and realistic labia
3451 spif <res0> tampons are remote mind control devices
3450 spif <frisv> you can almost spell "no pants" by rearranging tampons
3449 spif <DeliriumTremens> Much like the Wild Tampon Wildebeest that roams the inner vaginal plains, the puppet too has strings, though used for a very different purpose.
3448 GreetingsADM <frisv> everyone's moving to fenton. it's the alton of st louis
3447 frisv <scittles> i want a really big one
3446 spif <frisv> I need it to shoot my sisters
3445 rikkitikki <frisv> most anime characters would be fine in the boob department
3444 bbbeluga <dolemitex> it's like a tickle gun
3443 nerd|work <Notbrad> im never the gay :(
3442 nerd|work <DeliriumTremens> mmmm mug of roasted butthole
3441 Notbrad <bbbeluga> im overflowing with integers
3440 tadni <Omega037> delete that, its stupid
3439 tadni <Omega037> tadni...
3438 Omega037 <tadni> yizarg: I'll let you butter my fly.
3437 nerddtvg <misspwn_> dem thong swiffers
3436 nerddtvg <GreetingsADM> oh shit, asian attorney is taking on a retired musician and a social media manager
3435 nerddtvg <GreetingsADM> oh good, it comes in a thong
3434 secretninjaket <frisv> i would definitely allow people to shoot that into my mouth
3433 timotab <bbbeluga> would that be blowjob business instead of murder
3432 funkyb <secretninjaket> https://i.imgur.com/0BfeIOj.jpg
3431 rikkitikki <Nerfdude> i like gutter porn
3430 rikkitikki <GreetingsADM> "Who cares" is the troll mating call
3429 bbbeluga <Nerfdude> i can't just double down on wieners and not feel something
3428 nerfdude <bbbeluga> He'll show up in 5 years with that photo and do an ama
3427 Evin <Nerfdude> i want to stick my tongue in one of these holes really, really bad
3426 DeliriumTremens <alsoNerfdude> where's this load going trainman
3425 tadni_ <rikkitikki> ohgod
3424 rikkitikki <k27463> traaaaaaaaaains
3423 rikkitikki <misspwn> eh could have told her to swallow liek a champ
3422 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> but she measured the swelling and it was 14cmx10cm
3421 k27463 <Evin> wait, jews can beat women?
3420 DeliriumTremens <honeybadja> not there, i choke on small objects ;D
3419 res0 <||cw> if you don't need a shower after, you're doing it wrong
3418 k27463 <spotmonk> rikkitikki's birth control option is to threaten statutory rape
3417 k27463 <rikkitikki> WHY WON'T YOU JUST LOVE MEEEEE
3416 k27463 <res0> she's like the female version of "jizz in my pants"
3415 k27463 <res0> rikki and snail trails go hand in hand
3414 k27463 <rikkitikki> WELCOME TO #REDDIT STLOUIS
3413 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> I BETTER GET ON IT
3412 k27463 <scittles> isn't everything better w/ a sex partner
3411 res0 <rikki|phoney> Robot human love is forbidden DLbot
3410 rikki|phoney <frisv> i now need to go to a state line so that my dick can be spanning two states
3409 rikki|phoney <res0> rikki is rikki surprise surprise
3408 spif <frisv> yep.. i'm gonna get DP'ed in about an hour
3407 Omega037 <axe9|work> I donno, I feel like Saint Louis is missing a giant phallus to go with our gaping vagina
3406 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> and by pile of shit i mean 'i dont know how to use this'
3405 k27463 <zeryl> I don't have a clue, I don't check out my mom's rack
3404 res0 <frisv> if i keep my gatling gun of semen flowing?
3403 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> flappy beaver paddle tits
3402 DeliriumTremens <frisv> eh I ate half of these nasty jizz carrots thats good enough
3401 rikki|phoney <DeliriumTremens> Barreling on stage, a stream of hot brown chicory leaking out of his pant leg
3400 rikki|phoney <DeliriumTremens> 'Welcome to Windows Shart, a new innovation in front end skidmark technology!"
3399 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> I don't shit in your coffee cup and tell you it's coffee, so don't do the same to me.
3398 misspwn <DeliriumTremens> Nestle your phone betwixt your ass cheeks and set that mother to Haiti in vibration settings. You'll wake up, get a prostate exam, and not wake the baby all in one go.
3397 res0 <k27463> it's so hard
3396 dolemite7 <frisv> AND OF COURSE dont google image search japanese vacuum sealed bag
3395 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> The garlic sauce in this Simply Asia dish is black and tarry, like a dying alcoholic barfed on my noodles.
3394 monkerpaws <res0> [09 48 00] < bah> What's the latest feature to be added to DLbot? misspwn.
3393 DeliriumTremens <misspwn> but she was totally eating brown cat nuggets
3392 k27463 <DeliriumTremens> i have no eggs
3391 DeliriumTremens <GreetingsADM> They always put the pressure on the middle, not on the place below the button
3390 res0 <secretninjaket> monkers: go do something anatomically unlikely to yourself
3389 res0 <GreetingsADM> As usual, just move your fingers around until you hear the right sounds
3388 res0 <bbbeluga> I dont even know where to put my fingers
3387 spif <frisv> wow theres a big different between a girl in missionary and a girl in a missionary
3386 res0 <frisv> everybody is a poop machine
3385 dolemite7 <scittles> it got all over my pants
3384 nerd|sheep <zeryl> Was gonna give you my meat, but nevermind now.
3383 k27463 <frisv> if my dick stayed the same size all day i'd call the doctor
3382 Evin <misspwn> such a long hump
3381 k27463 <misspwn> Evin, i only need .25 inches anyway
3380 spif <Evin> Just because I like virgins and blood doesn't mean I like virgin bloody marys.
3379 funkyb <frisv> i hope I die in alton
3378 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> Alton, IL: St. Louis 2.0
3377 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> Haunted by the ghosts of clunkers and dunkers
3376 res0 <misspwn> i got a surprise in my butthole for you
3375 Omega037 <frisv> if i ever lost my testicles i'd replace them with old mouse balls
3374 misspwn_ <DeliriumTremens> fuck that my chode is enormous
3373 DeliriumTremens <misspwn_> xxxt: if you open and relax your throat you can eat more than anyone
3372 bofh|work <res0> what can brown do for your bullet wounds?
3371 monkers <misspwn_> it doesn't effect me so i don't care
3370 rikkitikki <zeryl> IT LIKED ME AND THE PETTING!
3369 dolemite7 <rikkitikki> YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME BY MY WALK YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME BY MY TACO
3368 nerddtvg <willisnutz43> misspwn_ and i had a good talk last night, and she convinced me to stop trolling the channel
3367 Omega037 <bbbeluga> i guess if it was long enough you could do some bondage stuff with your own hair
3366 funkyb <Omega037> i had to spend like 5 minutes getting cat hair and stickies out of his penis and balls
3365 misspwn_ <res0> I'm a prostitute
3364 res0 <DLbot> misspwn is an unfortunate dischargewagon.
3363 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> Do japanese women really have those high pitched voices or is that something they do for TV?
3362 timotab <kerouac> i think i'm responsible for a hindu schism
3361 DeliriumTremens <misspwn> also, i'd just pull out my dick
3360 k27463 <misspwn> i've actually gotten better about entering prematurely
3359 k27463 <res0> all rikki thinks about is what's in her box
3358 Evin <misspwn> rikkitikki, i'll get it on my butt
3357 rikkitikki <scittles> ugh i've been grabbed too many times today
3356 rikkitikki <scittles> and i want it in my face all the time
3355 nerd|work <Evin> Maybe some day I'll power wash my colon and see what stumbles out.
3354 timotab <rikkitikki> and yeah I poop like every 2 3 days, too
3353 k27463 <frisv> say poop, get grabbed
3352 rikkitikki <frisv> jeez this is the great poop grab of sept 18th
3351 k27463 <res0> rikki's a poop grabber
3350 timotab <rikkitikki> grabbin poop, smokin spiders
3349 Evin <frisv> don't grab my poop! gross!
3348 rikkitikki <frisv> I have to poop so bad
3347 nerd|work <tadni> scittles: I am a molester. There's a code in place.
3346 spif <frisv> most sex stuff gets grabbed
3345 spif <scittles> people only grab me when i say pee stuff or sex stuff
3344 Nerfdude <res0> masturbation is always pretty calming
3343 Nerfdude <res0> breast pockets for keeping breasts
3342 Nerfdude <funkyb> i dunno, i'd wager on average guilty feet have more rhythm than innocent feet do. just a guess.
3341 spif <GreetingsADm> Chief Titty Officer
3340 spif <res0> rikki's got a pork butt
3339 spif <GreetingsADM> I'm comfortable in my manhood with or without testicles
3338 rikkitikki <kerouac> i turn myself down for sex most nights
3337 dolemite7 <GreetingsADM> Pickle juice is in the fridge
3336 Evin <bbbeluga> sometimes i can handle more
3335 funkyb <Nerfdude> i saw a thing about how when whales bang they like, have a third dude show up to hold them together
3334 Omega037 <xxxt> what is up with these women with tattoos around their anus
3333 timotab <Omega037> i just poop in the river now
3332 nerddtvg <dolemite7> jack my dick with rented hands
3331 timotab <dolemite7> HORSE COCK
3330 timotab <Nyghtshade> Like seriously. He had a massive cock.
3329 Omega037 <introspectr17> degenerative disease is all well and fine, but do they smell like rikki|phoney?
3328 res0 <secretninjaket> ugh... my fart wafted from under the covers. gross
3327 res0 <k27463> i never knew there were so many women with arms bigger than my thighs
3326 dolemite7 <Merlin00> that is 100% unrelated to two unrelated gay guys fucking in a tent in my yard
3325 Omega037 <misspwn> me chinese me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke Omega037
3324 spif <Notbrad> yeah im actually just gonna kill everyone in the field
3323 nerd|work <DeliriumTremens> amg i'm a girl
3322 funkyb <Nerfdude> war never changes
3321 Chank <misspwn> gota pick up paycheck from strip club
3320 spif <scittles> time to stab some kid's ears
3319 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> Is your mom a trucker?
3318 dolemite7 <frisv> if everyone had falcons we could pit them against each other and almost have real pokemon battles
3317 Omega037 <willisnutz43> it's like trying to have sex with a ghost
3316 res0 <DeliriumTremens> I don't want a pharmaceutical boner. I want a boner made from love.
3315 misspwn <dolemite7> don't sploosh
3314 timotab <DeliriumTremens> they they dont call me wet leg jason for nothing
3313 zeryl <res0> rikkitikki's smokin' hot body pillow
3312 funkyb <tadni_> LET ME, FUCK YOU.
3311 Omega037 <spotmonk> I'd let them all run a train on my ass
3310 rikki|phoney <Evin> I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FLOG OFF
3309 res0 <misspwn> RIKKI STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF THIS IS GOD SPEAKING
3308 Evin <DeliriumTremens> the kids can watch a pixar movie while the parents cram eachothers turdcutters
3307 Omega037 <misspwn> i like money, specifically paper money that comes from a strippers ass
3306 bbbeluga <GreetingsLappy> You don't have to do anything, you just have to lay there and take it
3305 DeliriumTremens <tadni_> nerf|zzzz: I can only cram for two hours and then I need to take the test right after.
3304 nerf|gone <misspwn> tell them to stop having anal, problem solved
3303 nerf|gone <misspwn> it's one thing if he goes to a strip club and washes off the glitter. putting his dick on a dirty window is asking for a bad time
3302 rikkitikki <nerfdude> drawn girls > *
3301 rikkitikki <memmek2k> nothin' wrong with a little butthole cleaning
3300 rikkitikki <Omega037> yeah, my wives vagina is gonna have an echo by the time we are done
3299 rikkitikki <misspwn> penis ring
3298 nerddtvg <introspectr3> so many pretty ladies frolicking about the park today
3297 Omega037 <tadni_> Omega037: I ONLY POKE MEN.
3296 scittles <GreetingsADM> A neckbeard goes deeper than the neck
3295 res0 <misspwn> WHY U NO SEND ME N00DZ
3294 funkyb <misspwn> i don't even know what is real
3293 funkyb <Nerfdude> best i can tell it's a bunch of snake oil that joe rogan jacks off to, some of it seems interesting
3292 Nerfdude <bbbeldrunka> be prepared for some awkward boners
3291 funkyb <DLbot> I'm a white trash psychoclown. (o5p,)
3290 nerd|gone <res0> spif collects people in his freezer
3289 nerddtvg <frisv> if I put a bowtie on my noodle i'd call it bill nye
3288 funkyb <bbbeluga> its okay sluttface, we still like you
3287 spif <k27463> because theres very little belugas and a lot of porn
3286 DeliriumTremens <Evin> if I sat there laughing and scratching myself people would just presume I was a dev.
3285 res0 <rikki|worky> ANAL HIPSTER
3284 funkyb <Lapper> Mostly blowing dudes.
3283 dolemite7 <funkyb> just let meat soak in warm butter while working.
3282 Nerfdude <harrisonn> the only reason skype exists is for simulated intercourse
3281 Nerfdude <harrisonn> it's like looking through a one way mirror with your hand wrapped around your dong, slouched in your chair
3280 nerddtvg <Nerfdude> blonde pubes when he's threatened
3279 nerd|gone <Evin> your taint is only 2.5mm? you poor man.
3278 nerd|gone <DeliriumTremens> every inch of me is perfect from my grundle to my butt
3277 nerddtvg <Omega037> it gets enlarged if you are sick
3276 nerd|gone <k27463> hmmmm i thought i had to go to a gay bar to find this amount of dick
3275 Omega037 <misspwn_> you can pee in my butt later then
3274 res0 <DeliriumTremens> YOU JUST MOWED MY SOUL AND SHOT A ROCK INTO THE FRENCH DOORS OF MY HEART
3273 GreetingsADM <scittles> you bunch seem like a bunch of trolls who come here to get a rise out of people
3272 Omega037 <secretninjaket> except for the one where he got addicted to fart gambling that one was too weird to be scary
3271 DeliriumTremens <bbbeluga> tight trench
3270 Omega037 <grobend> I came for the titties
3269 bbbeluga <GreetingsADM> Got my mind on my penis and my penis on my mind
3268 Omega037 <k27463> Omega037 I also like Nickelback
3267 Omega037 <tadni> grobend: Don't trust the Jew menace. It's a scheme.
3266 bbbeluga <Nyghtshade> Yea, but I'm the sappy type that actually enjoys doing the cuddle after sex crap.
3265 Nerfdude <misspwn> he'd be the most sensitive kid on the block
3264 doctorsound <rikkitikki> I can't stand all that grease drippin on my fingers D:
3263 rikkitikki <Primesauce> 1/1 Primesauces don't give any fucks, yo.
3262 timotab <tadni> Woah, so sore waking up.
3261 timotab <Greetings|Work> It's so happy to be out of your rectum
3260 timotab <scittles> that poop pillow is adorbs
3259 rikki|worky <doctorsound> Chank: Nah, I only do cocaine off of hooker's asses, like a real man.
3258 ||cw <Greetings|Work> not birthing a child big, but big
3257 Chank <misspwn> nothing is breaking for me yet except my vagina
3256 frisv <bbbeluga> i basically had a sloppy d with out the bun last night for dinner
3255 timotab <DeliriumTremens> louder than your mom on a tuesday in december
3254 timotab <DeliriumTremens> #NotAllNipples
3253 frisv <res0> your mom is a boning machine
3252 Pb_ft <Evin> frisv: I like my women how I like my servers; stored off site in cool, dark rooms.
3251 spif <scittles> the queefing trash can
3250 Pb_ft <bofh|work> Greetings|Work, have you tried unexpectedly toggling the power mode to operational revision standby?
3249 dolemite7 <misspwn> i'm so used to being a strong black independent woman
3248 Nerfdude <misspwn> every one knows eating steak on a date means you're gona get to pee in a girls butt
3247 DeliriumTremens <Omega037> ill show you a picture of me bald in private
3246 nerd|work <Omega037> btw, i basically look like uncle fester bald
3245 DeliriumTremens <funkyb> oh it's not hard
3244 funkyb <Nerfdude> And perioded all over our good time
3243 Greetings|Work <frisv> i found out the hard way that you do not sleep in c strings
3242 nerd|work <misspwn> so much poop
3241 dolemite7 <Greetings|Work> No horse picture is complete without horse cock
3240 ||cw <Omega037> i think my grandma gave it to my dad, who gave it to my wife, who gave it to me
3239 nerddtvg <willisnutz43> mighty rapists in a contest to rape as many women as possible
3238 nerddtvg <HoneyBadja> gotta lock that out, squeeze the bootay
3237 GreetingsADM <bbbeluga> i only fuck boys with good communication skills
3236 nerd|work <misspwn> because all i have to do is flash my boobs
3235 nerddtvg <misspwn> well then we willplay it by ear to around that time i spose, i gotta get back to my group orgy
3234 nerddtvg <rikki|phoney> the joy I'd get from that is knowing I helped a lonely nerd, nerddtvg
3233 nerddtvg <rikki|phoney> sometimes I imagine being a hooker for lonely nerds
3232 Pb_ft <harrisonn> nikki minaj's butt is gross
3231 nerd|work <grobend> I feel a dick pic night tonight
3230 nerd|work <||cw> does feeling a picture of a dick give the same feeling as a real one? I woulnd't know
3229 DeliriumTremens <dolemite7> ever seen someone shoot AA batteries out of their peehole
3228 funkyb <misspwn> i should just open with " i suck a lot of dick"
3227 nerd|work <axe9|work> so I think when girls realized they were staring down the barrel of 2.5 kids with someone that works in the service industry, the nerdy computer guy started looking appealing
3226 misspwn <DeliriumTremens> and heres misspwn drinking MD 20/20 from a french press, eating chips out of the trash
3225 bbbeluga <doctorsound> Just tie it off with your dick, duh!
3224 timotab <Greetings|Work> doctorsound: but it keeps falling out
3223 res0 <frisv> if I donated a testicle to a dog, could that dog impregnate a human?
3222 TenthTARDIS <Nyghtshade> Libido is reaally taking precedence right now.
3221 funkyb <zeryl> fuck alex jones
3220 funkyb <spif> I like a woman who knows how to work a tool
3219 funbeluga <Nyghtshade> If I look at your meat one more time...
3218 DeliriumTremens <funbeluga> im lickin the icing out of my last one
3217 res0 <bbbeluga> girls have two sides to cuddle
3216 DeliriumTremens <GreetingsADM> Cuddle Party 2 Electric Snuggaloo
3215 Merlin00 <spif> 14:24 < Merlin00> grobend: don't worry the bus doesn't run to crestwood
3214 bbbeluga <Evin> Sometimes I ejaculate prematurely, and I refer to rule #4.
3213 Omega037 <willisnutz43> yes i have loads of crack
3212 funkyb <res0> grobend is like Nyghtshade and monkers had a baby
3211 introspectr5 <bbbeluga> all the right junk in all the right places
3210 doctorsound <dolemite7> you're whiter than 12 pairs of sperrys
3209 misspwn <DeliriumTremens> The rioters are angry at the cops because the cops are wearing riot gear because of the rioters who are angry because the cops are wearing riot gear because of the rioters who are angry at the cops for wearing riot gear
3208 axe9|work <rikki|worky> and eat his heart to gain his power of attraction
3207 spif <frisv> I got free gelato the other day because their credit card system was down. I tell everyone I looted them
3206 zeryl <res0> man crush monday
3205 zeryl <res0> widebore is the only way funkyb can be satisfied
3204 nerd|gone <funkyb> I'm having fun with my new toys
3203 nerddtvg <zeryl> or even big bang beluga
3202 nerd|gone <bbbeluga> hello bbbeluga
3201 spif <jess_92> i looted the whole mall
3200 funkyb <soupmeister> I'll fuck you until you're pregnant too.
3199 Omega037 <Nyghtshade> bbbeluga did you show any your bbblowhole?
3198 doctorsound <WorkingCRC> I found used panties for $15 earlier.
3197 dolemite7 <grobend> "LETS KILL WHITE PEOPLE"
3196 memmek2k <axe9|work> look at my weird ramen....
3195 memmek2k <rikki|worky> stop that
3194 HoneyBadja <misspwn> that place just didn't sit with my butthole
3193 spif <GreetingsADM> It takes men a long time to figure out that they need to finger the tick
3192 doctorsound <misspwn> and i'm not too good for canned cheez wiz
3191 res0 <Omega037> i need a big john, maybe with some tech
3190 Omega037 <grobend> My balls smell so bad right now
3189 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> because I didn't put out in a timely fashion
3188 nerddtvg <Nyghtshade> I prefer ISIS
3187 res0 <secretninjaket> I know how to handle my own goddamn tits omega!
3186 doctorsound <Primesauce> If you aren't wearing a bowtie and a labcoat, you're not a scientist.
3185 doctorsound <Omega037> isnt Lyft that service that matches rapists with victims?
3184 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> i tend to just interject things about boobs, i know i could do better.
3183 Omega037 <bbbeluga> everyone loves the D
3182 doctorsound <ThatDeadDude> diddily doodily those vaginas
3181 spif <frisv> don't ignore nutache
3180 nerd|work <Greetings|Work> It's weird, someone must have kicked me in the nuts last night when I wasn't paying attention ( frisv )
3179 spif <Greetings|Work> Is it possible for a hangover headache to move to your testicles?
3178 dolemite7 <frisv> i assume all 3d printers print guns and dildos
3177 dolemite7 <Greetings|Work> "You may also like "Doc Johnsons Vac U Lock Knuckle Up"
3176 bbbeluga <dolemite7> although, i thought up "Texas Chodehouse" yesterday
3175 Greetings|Work <bbbeluga> how did no one grab clam choder?
3174 res0 <rikkitikki> My finger got excited there
3173 Chank <bbbeluga> nah, im a minute lady
3172 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> Bring me your butthurt, your crybags, your wimps.
3171 doctorsound <spotmonk> IF YOU LIKE NIGGAS AND KNEECAPPIN
3170 timotab <scittles> pee on it
3169 Omega037 <misspwn> i am an eyebrow nazi
3168 bbbeluga <El Dubb> I remember those little jugs. Not fond memories
3167 timotab <bbbeluga> go meat!
3166 spif <Evin> LIKE SEX WITH TREES
3165 nerd|skewl <bbbeluga> oh! can you and evin ride the bull at the same time?
3164 timotab <DeliriumTremens> You gonna show me your thrust angle?
3163 spif <scittles> i sometimes forget that humans are born with the inability to poop in a potty.
3162 funkyb <HoneyBadja> I'm pay by the piddle
3161 timotab <res0> really only saw one boob in the wild though
3160 timotab <jess_92> my ability is to slip in and out unnoticed
3159 spif <Greetings|Work> It made me realize how much our riverfront is like a vulva
3158 Greetings|Work <Killsudo> fuck jesus, he does not deliver new content
3157 spif <Greetings|Work> Praise Jesus, there's going to be an Entourage movie
3156 doctorsound <Nyghtshade> I don't like tasting poverty while I eat it....
3155 spif <Evin> so it explodes white goop in my mouth when I bite into it.
3154 doctorsound <scittles> it was super traumatizing because i puked in my sleep so I woke up in a bed of vomit
3153 Nyghtshade <misspwn> we will 69 forever apparently
3152 BadCRC <bbbeluga> I've never knitted a muffler
3151 rikkitikki <harrisonn> fapping is good for the soul
3150 spif <Omega037> trust me, i never think
3149 Omega037 <DeliriumTremens> Mr. Puzzles Neverending Rape Wagon
3148 Omega037 <doctorsound> bbbeluga: We totally should get a shit for entangled|home
3147 bbbeluga <GreetingsADM> It's a good thing all my stuff is stored in the butt
3146 doctorsound <GreetingsADM> shitting bricked phones
3145 timotab <GreetingsADM> still the thought of a giant penis hanging over a king
3144 spif <res0> my brain is broken
3143 res0 <bbbeluga> to be fair, we were living in florida and the bushes run rampant in those parts
3142 rikkitikki <GreetingsADM> I do miss having a physical button though
3141 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> I WAS NOT EATING ICE CREAM ON THE SHITTER
3140 nerddtvg <Omega037> res0 just fertilized nerd with his seed
3139 timotab <bbbeluga> they came! geeez
3138 nerd|meeting <bbbeluga> CIDR, i know how to motorboat ;)
3137 spif <Evin> No, you can't make eye contact during butt sex.
3136 GreetingsADM <Notbrad> i dunno man you cant compete with anecdotal evidence
3135 misspwn <res0> we'll bang, ok
3134 spif <bbbeluga> am i going to be passed around? I'm not sure I'm okay with that
3133 Omega037 <res0> bbbeluga's all about the breasts
3132 tadni <bbbeluga> lol its always boring until you find poop
3131 spif <rikki|sewwhat> Magic powers? Better hide! Lesbian incest? No problemo
3130 spif <rikki|sewwhat> (shhh guys, maybe she'll drink so much she won't notice my molestations)
3129 TenthTARDIS <lacrimosus_> "will god make my dad buy me 200$ worth of d&d stuff? I'm taking up witchcraft!"
3128 spif <lacrimosus_> I see how it is. you do butt stuff for him
3127 spif <frisv> i want my lunch to last forever. regurgitation is crossing my mind
3126 doctorsound <introspectr5> i installed a script for irssi called UPDIKE that responds to /ctcp UPDIKE with an ASCII penis whose size is determined by system uptime on your mom
3125 TenthTARDIS <Omega037> stop recording me, this is america
3124 TenthTARDIS <Omega037> it's called a contraction...ask your mother about them
3123 TenthTARDIS <Omega037> well, it seemed like a good idea at the time
3122 Omega037 <TenthTARDIS> note to self: don't listen to Nyghtshade
3121 TenthTARDIS <spif> it's more fun when you have free bacon
3120 spif <frisv> everyone is bi for a price
3119 spif <doctorsound> Given St. Louis' high rates of Chlamydia, you're probably right.
3118 spif <Evin> Sometimes you just have to wear the underwear knowing there's a man right on your ass.
3117 spif <GreetingsADM> I totally grok disney underwear
3116 bbbeluga <Sonny> its not what you know its who you blow...
3115 Evin <Greetings|Work> and I would like to tramatize my child with large mammals
3114 nerddtvg <frisv> 2:30 in the afternoon. time for a nap? no sir it's time for your SEX ROBOT
3113 spif <scittles> i bet i could thigh squish a marshmallow
3112 doctorsound <Greetings|Work> his is much nicer and wider
3111 timotab <res0> had to do one slight tweak
3110 Omega037 <misspwn> i made a doodie
3109 Omega037 <GreetingsADM> Holy sparks! A negro!
3108 Nyghtshade <Omega037> IRC is like real time reddit
3107 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> leak upwards
3106 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> these lumps are not for grabbing
3105 timotab <bbbeluga> timotab! THERE IS AN EMBARGO ON GRABBING ME
3104 timotab <bbbeluga> but guys, its a beautiful place to bang
3103 rikkitikki <tadni> rikkitikki: ... I'm gonna have to eat you out, now, you know that, right?
3102 doctorsound <bbbeluga> misspwn, i loved your hotdog octopuses
3101 doctorsound <dolemite7> going to Dobbs to get your car worked on is like taking your computer to Office Depot for a tune up
3100 nerd|gone <Primesauce> Anyone that disagrees with the Oxford comma is a terrible human being
3099 rikkitikki <tadni> Someone, eat me out.
3098 dolemite7 <Omega037> yeah, i wanted kids too, which is why im moving to St Charles Co
3097 spif <Omega037> eh, dry anal isnt really fun for anyone
3096 res0 <Omega037> dont slam your clam on crazy
3095 bbbeluga <Greetings|Work> I want to wrap my hand around a noodler
3094 bbbeluga <doctorsound> I've got a nice pleated butthole
3093 Nyghtshade <tadni_> Until I she her, honest to dog, making out with some chick and actually enjoying it ... I'm not buying it.
3091 doctorsound <tadni > Fresh Prince of my Loins.
3090 doctorsound <Raucous> There's only gonna be seven planets left after I reck uranus.
3089 monkers <Nyghtshade> The amount of erections I've seen in locker room showers...
3088 funkyb <misspwn> fuck yo couch
3087 Omega037 <tadni> monkers: You will find, I have many holes.
3086 timotab <Primesauce> I WANNA KISS YOU EVERY MINUTE EVERY HOUR EVERY DAY
3085 nerddtvg <tadni> Man, I'm so innocent. All my cock talk is/are about fights.
3084 nerddtvg <tadni> nerddtvg: Bitches be Craftin. Bitches be Lovecraftian.
3083 nerd|skewl <bbbeluga> i hardly grab people
3082 Omega037 <DeliriumTremens> no water sports
3081 spif <Evin> Just imagine Jeff Daniels. Subtract 30 years and 50 lbs.
3080 spif <Evin> I only relate to people who are dead inside.
3079 timotab <harrisonn> it feels like a big hole in my toolbox
3078 nerd|gone <DeliriumTremens> scittles What I provide here is a service. It's a service not everyone can relate to or accept easily. But it's a service, none the less, that brigthens the room with a sickly shade of barf.
3077 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> I bought a gun. It's name is Daisy. It fires cat vomit directly into my slippers.
3076 TenthTARDIS <introspectr5> i call shenanigans
3075 funkyb <nerd|work> TenthTARDIS: back in those days there was a bot called redditalien. it was a good bot. a friendly bot. thenit turned on us. used by the the moderators of the #reddit channels (freenode sub delegates moderation for groups), it reported our topic changes, kick bans, ops, deops, all the good in the world. it ruined what we knew as #reddit stlouis and gave us the abomination we have today. RIP #reddit stlouis 2011
3074 doctorsound <xxxt> the police are just a bunch of haters
3073 axe9|work <monkers> yah its kinda nice being a SINK
3072 spif <frisv> we are now free to visit other places that serve foamy beer
3071 spif <monkers> minus the ballsack
3070 nerd|work <doctorsound> Chank: You're a sick fuck.
3069 Omega037 <frisv> Axe9 is a vibrator
3068 Evin <scittles> i've heard too much about your penis in the last 5 min
3067 rikkitikki <monkers> my skin color matches my penis for once ... sort of exciting.
3066 spif <monkers> you're all a bunch of niggers.
3065 spif <scittles> man. I love a country where we'd gamble $50 to see if we could eat 5 lbs of meat.
3064 spif <HoneyBadja> Santa will melt your faces off with metal!
3063 Chank <Greetings|Work> Her lips were very nice looking just not all that functional
3062 nerddtvg <res0> nerddtvg is my favorite nerddtvg
3061 spif <Evin> I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.
3060 spif <Evin> And by that he means he dislikes boobs his own age.
3059 monkers <doctorsound> Hitler did nothing wrong.
3058 DeliriumTremens <frisv> i'm definitely racist
3057 DeliriumTremens <bbbeluga> i have 2 tattoos already, i dont need one on my butthole.
3056 spif <axe9|work> I do my best analysis while shitting actually
3055 spif <bbbeluga> we all know how i feel about bones in my meat. :\
3054 bbbeluga <axe9|work> I feel like lunchboobies would be enjoyable
3053 bbbeluga <GreetingsADM> My word hole is going to be so sore in the morning
3052 spif <bbbeluga> he gives me his meat and then leaves. typical.
3051 spif <GreetingsADM> She likes her meat stuffed in a warm pocket
3050 nerd|work <monkers> would you, could you, circle jerk in a box, would you could you circle jerk with a fox?
3049 nerd|work <misspwn> i can circlejerk all day
3048 tadni <bbbeluga> nograb
3047 spif <bbbeluga> its totally a power, im a cheap date.
3046 secretninjaket <GreetingsADM> the combination of jiggle and punch is mesmerizing
3045 spif <misspwn> all in moderation, except crack
3044 spif <bbbeluga> guys, its the birthday of our great country. calm the fucking freedom down.
3043 spif <bbbeluga> too much porn makes the core hot
3042 DeliriumTremens <doctorsound> Yeah, laws are for faggots.
3041 spif <Omega037> minus getting picked on at school for having horns and shit
3040 spif <dolemite7> can we go back to replacing movie titles with boobs
3039 Pb_ft <baslisks|work> get some jean co jeans and do pot under the bleachers too
3038 timotab <bbbeluga> yeah i just spoon it into my mouth
3037 spif <bbbeluga> i think that is about pubes
3036 spif <scittles> "67 fluffy divas"
3035 spif <tadni> spif: Don't know. They talk constantly online though and they "ship" her and this girl on tumblr. And the said it's cannon now or something.
3034 rikki|PDX <bbbeluga> i would eat that.
3033 spif <res0> what a dumb quote
3032 ||cw <HoneyBadja> drink 'till i'm sterile
3031 Omega037 <misspwn> entangledphoton, when my butthole stops clenching and spewing water, i'll grill some and report back
3030 entangledphoton <frisv> Why would anyone do anything in Missouri with Alton and Roxana so close.
3029 bbbeluga <secretninjaket> I have the resources for a pony party
3028 spif <Killsudo> even the dive bars survive on coke, blowjobs, and hard cash
3027 dolemite7 <bbbeluga> its terrifying inside it. There is a strap to put on your chin and its basically a padded helmet and it smells
3026 misspwn <spif> I have no class
3025 DeliriumTremens <bbbeluga> sitting on it was enough for me.
3024 spif <greetings|work> Do you wnat the taste of pickles without all that annoying chewing?
3023 spif <misspwn> see we do our own abortions it's cool
3022 Nyghtshade <Evin> you realize sunglasses don't conceal the fact that your neck is turned 135 degrees, right?
3021 Omega037 <Evin> For some reason my nipples are rock hard right now.
3020 Omega037 <bbbeluga> are you suggesting she let someone pee in her butt?
3019 spif <nerd|work> still doing boobs?
3018 DeliriumTremens <dolemite7> I NEED AN ENDORSEMENT FOR MY TELEDILDONICS EXPERIENCE
3017 spif <Nyghtshade> The Titty Farted.
3016 spif <monkers> ya just gotta circle jerk everything that comes yer way
3015 spif <frisv> yes there could be double beards
3014 spif <dolemite7> she's got a body like a crap filled sock
3013 dolemite7 <axe9|work> ball shaving?
3012 frisv <scittles> because pubes go better w/ bacon!
3011 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> clown pockets?
3010 spif <axe9|work> It makes me have the weirdest poops.. and I don't even drink that much
3009 nerd|work <timotab> I'm not coming
3008 nerd|work <bbbeluga> timotab we are going to tap dat ass
3007 Nyghtshade <TenthTARDIS> Wait, why was that quote worthy?! I've had many other better quotes!
3006 secretninjaket <TenthTARDIS> It's always fun when you have free rein
3005 bbbeluga <secretninjaket> I was a french horse once
3004 spif <bbbeluga> i want it to be known that i was not trying to sex these young men.
3003 spif <bbbeluga> "My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today"
3002 Omega037 <monkers> Omega037 you're a dickhead.
3001 funkyb <soupmeister> Oh yes. I claimed my territory. note to guys: if you really like a girl, piss on her lawn. It will eatablish dominance.
3000 spif <kitkatkaytee> Stop grabbing me.
2999 funkyb <kitkatkaytee> You are gorgeous. i still think soupy is gorgeous er
2998 funkyb <spotmonk> well... if it's fucks you're looking for, I deal them out indiscriminately
2997 spif <spotmonk> I'm imagining a monster with like 80 penises all over him who can't get an erection on a single one
2996 Nyghtshade <spotmonk> I just want to blow a giant load on her tits
2995 bgresham <frisv> can you grab yourself?
2994 spif <frisv> just quote dtbot then grab yourself
2993 spif <frisv> i'm watching videos of scantily clad women doing hockey stops now
2992 Nyghtshade <HoneyBadja> i thought she was nuts, then i grabbed her once and all squish, kinda gross
2991 Pb_ft <greetings|work> Don't blame Political Correctness for an expectation that you be nice to people.
2990 Pb_ft <doctorsound> Could God make a burrito so fattening that even he can't move?
2989 redfenix <doctorsound> Fucknig OSHA trying to ruin our fun.
2988 dolemite7 <scittles> then magically pull the bone out
2987 doctorsound <dolemite7> omfg, i love the qt buffalo chicken dicks
2986 timotab <greetings|work> bbbeluga is in a good mood, time for blow jobs
2985 timotab <bbbeluga> ohhhh yeah thats the part we should have cut off
2984 GreetingsADM <bbbeluga> how many of you have awkward semis?
2983 GreetingsADM <HoneyBadja> i'd always come for Evin deepthroating things
2982 funkyb <greetings|work> I want to eliminate the whites
2981 rikki|PNW <doctorsound> Fucking hipsters trying to cop my style.
2980 honeybadja <axe9|work> I'm a fucking idiot
2979 doctorsound <GreetingsADM> Napolean Dynomite is the poutine of movies
2978 timotab <redfenix> I carried that uncomfortable hunk of metal in my ass for .. some amount of years
2977 DeliriumTremens <bbbeluga> I missed boobs and vaginas!
2976 spif <HoneyBadja> bewb, bewbies, etc.
2975 spif <HoneyBadja> vaginas. why?
2974 ||cw <HoneyBadja> those kind have the V that you don't have to worry about holding it at the correct angle so you can just slide it back and forth
2973 HoneyBadja <bbbeluga> stop linking pictures of meat. its too early to get me all hungry and mouth watery.
2972 spif <rikki|PDX> Lol wait you guys don't fling poo?
2970 spif <ep|home> McDonald's makes my poop hurt
2969 spif <ep|home> I am watching Disney musical songs and it is giving me vodka ads
2968 nerd|sick <bbbeluga> i have gremlins in my head
2967 nerd|sick <res0> I am quite hot
2966 spif <Evin> the difference between a pool inflatable and a sex doll is simply shape.
2965 spif <scittles> pool fuckings man
2964 res0 <secretninjaket> mmmmm dick
2963 bbbeluga <spif> ok if no one else comes I'll just play by myself
2962 fresham <dolemite7> maybe it's a sex goblin with a carnival penis
2961 nerd|sick <scittles> lolz my printer says there's a jam in the rear door ( a° \– a°)
2960 Evin <scittles> pee on him
2959 nerd|sick <res0> this is quantum fucking we're talking about.
2958 nerd|sick <frisv> i just realized that i think theres a way for two guys to penetrate each other at the same time
2957 Pb_ft <res0> I've successfully woken up every time I've stopped sleeping.
2956 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> The cult of the gaping vagina.
2955 Notbrad <spif> daily doodles and the new one is a lot of a bit of work on the other use the new year to be a bit and I have any attachments is the way of the way
2954 Nyghtshade <frisv> We all have orgasm devices. Some are humans
2953 spif <frisv> But dick's can move in the same way dildos can
2952 spif <bbbeluga> no they can lol nevermind all of this. my parts dont move in the ways that machine did. its not the same. it was a joke to begin with and this has gone horribly wrong.
2951 timotab <bbbeluga> i have needs
2950 spif <frisv> Hands have been around longer than dildos
2949 HoneyBadja <bbbeluga> now i know how guys feel about dildos
2948 Evin <rikki|phoney> my blood is just too good
2947 spif <Nyghtshade> A few gorgeous ladies is totally worth a bunch of wrinkly ones.
2946 Omega037 <tadni> misspwn: I'm SO into poop.
2945 nerd|work <frisv> till marshmallow drips off my balls
2944 rikkitikki <scittles> take a shave, have a smore, shave some more
2943 ||cw <Evin> A little tossed salad in the shower, I mean you should always wash your salad anyway.
2942 doctorsound <greetings|work> Those uppidy white people of the Oneida Nation
2941 rikkitikki <||cw> though it's big enough that you can mitigate that
2940 HoneyBadja <rikki|phoney> who cares about pee control
2939 lacrimosus <GreetingsADM> Mac and cheese is the opiate of the people
2938 spif <doctorsound> Nothing like pulling a 6" squiggily one out between some chocolate and marshmellow.
2937 doctorsound <frisv> trim down (there) for what
2936 spif <Evin> and once or twice a year buttstuff?
2935 Omega037 <scittles> prolly monkey cock pics
2934 ||cw <Evin> nuts are good. by themselves.
2933 secretninjaket <Evin> That line is called the taint.
2932 doctorsound <misspwn> tadni, i look like a female neck beard
2931 DeliriumTremens <scittles> this is worse than when that guy kept entering and leaving
2930 Nyghtshade <misspwn> i'm down for meat ups
2929 spif <Evin> Well, some people can suck my dick.
2928 rikki|phoney <Evin> I'm socially awesome.
2927 GreetingsADM <spif> small talk is the cancer killing lacrimosus' America
2926 rikki|phoney <Nyghtshade> Triangles are spooky.
2925 nerddtvg <spotmonk> yeah... that needed grabbed. I was about to
2924 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> i guess i could play some holes, but not every weekend. it gets boring.
2923 rikki|phoney <Nyghtshade> And then your eyes get kind of glossy when it hits hard enough.
2922 spif <DeliriumTremens> step 1) drink 10 beers, step 2) french braid
2921 funkyb <rikki|phoney> bingle bangle bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to gooo
2920 spif <bbbeluga> if you like doing it in the butt, do it. If you don't then don't.
2919 GreetingsADM <bbbeluga> but it doesnt really matter unless someone is asking to do you in the butt, and i don't think anyone is offering
2918 spif <Omega037> as in happy to be pounded in the ass by another guy
2917 Omega037 <tadni|allahbaa> rikki|phoney: Have you seen my boner?
2916 Omega037 <tadni|allahbam> Omega037: I'm a racist ... and a stalker!
2915 funkyb <monkers> and i havent had a prostate exam in quite some time
2914 memmek2k <Omega037> dont argue with me, im right
2913 gandarf <Omega037> its more the size issue
2912 rikkitikki <scittles> i'm not sure my fingers fit there either. honestly haven't tried.
2911 rikkitikki <greetings|work> If you don't want a horse cock you do
2910 spif <misspwn> my penis wrinkles from cold water
2909 rikkitikki <ThatDeadDude> I find it hard to let people in
2908 Pb_ft <memmek2k> I BET SHE HAS SOME JEWISH IN HER
2907 Pb_ft <doctorsound> The way white people is...
2906 fresham <Evin> you should never forget the o.
2905 Nyghtshade <rikkitikki> I'm too busy getting on it
2904 doctorsound <tadni> Give me some of that cock.
2903 ||cw <HoneyBadja> i prefer pulled monkey :P
2902 res0 <rikkitikki> I used my more expensive one and it worked way better
2901 res0 <rikkitikki> And my more expensive one I wasn't using cuz it's way bigger
2900 ||cw <Evin> genital up.
2899 tadni <Evin> Your mom is a bony prominence with no cushion.
2898 tadni <Camerongoogly> They can look funny, but that doesn't mean anything about function
2897 spif <Evin> Wrong penis secretion.
2896 spif <secretninjaket> I was referencing the role of pineapple in the taste of semen
2895 nerd|sick <Omega037> like guy on guy
2894 Omega037 <nerd|sick> don't care, I got it
2893 nerd|sick <tadni> Omega037 Same with homos.
2892 spif <Omega037> you know that chickens poop and lay eggs from the same hole, right?
2891 nerd|sick <GreetingsADM> I hope she comes back with some penis shaped Tchotchkes
2890 nerd|sick <bbbeluga> nerd|sick, the only escorting is done by the police officer students i have
2889 monkers <spif> monkers nou
2888 spif <secretninjaket> I just get to excited when I see a grabable
2887 spif <Evin> fine, I'll just stick to butt stuff.
2886 spif <rikkitikki> I can't help it, I like robot ass
2885 spif <dolemite7> put his genitals in your mouth, check. put his mouthcleaner in your mouth... NO
2884 dolemite7 <doctorsound> How can you get blumpkins if you're affraid to shit with teh other one in the room?
2883 rikkitikki <introspectr5> i can't believe in any religion that doesn't have MILF's
2882 bbbeluga <Omega037> my douchiness was a much bigger obsticle
2881 tadni <Evin> Rikkitikki hates my blonde hair and 8 inch penis.
2880 spif <misspwn> wife experience is where i sit for couple hrs watching dr phil, then clean and cook you dinner and then leave you with blue balls
2879 spif <misspwn> i told you wife experience includes no sex so you might as well get a maid costume
2878 tadni <res0> I knew someone would grab that too P
2877 tadni <res0> I knew rikki would grab it.
2876 rikki|phoney <res0> "too long to explain" also applies to my dick
2875 bbbeluga <GreetingsADM> I forgot about the penis
2874 introspectr3 <bbbeluga> damn it feels good to be a gangsta
2873 bbbeluga <spif> I missed the money shot
2872 res0 <GreetingsADM> bag of dicks is one of my favorite nouns
2871 GreetingsADM <spif> I disowned my family for being jerks
2870 Nyghtshade <Evin> Don't tell her i said she's a dude.
2869 dolemite7 <misspwn> suck it like a hose?
2868 Omega037 <bbbeluga> optimism comes out of my blow hole.
2867 GreetingsADM <kitkatkaytee> It's okay, my cunt is used to it.
2866 res0 <GreetingsADM> I like my women like I like my coffee, picked out of the feces of a medium sized feline
2865 spif <Pb_ft> err the forcing, not the fapist dictatorship
2864 doctorsound <ThatDeadDude> We should put abortion drugs in the water supply
2863 DeliriumTremens <bbbeluga> oh gosh they have wood
2862 bbbeluga <frisv> but escaping an 8 point hole was tough to do
2861 rikkitikki <Chank1> PULL OUT THE WASHBOARD AND GET TO WORK WOMAN
2860 doctorsound <rikkitikki> the way white people is
2859 rikkitikki <spif> because I'm 12
2858 rikkitikki <memmek2k> TAKE US EVERYWHERE WITH YOU
2857 timotab <doctorsound> I would peg memmek2k
2856 Nyghtshade <spotmonk> my wiener works as a thermometer, but you just put things in and I say "oh, yeah, that's hot"
2855 spif <Evin> you people have the memories of goldfish
2854 timotab <jennn> Not only I am really married it's also a monogamous relationship. God, I think the joke's on me not everybody else.
2853 GreetingsADM <tadni|cananada> secretninjaket: I'm making a chart with boob size to age.
2852 GreetingsADM <secretninjaket> > 10lbs of boobs pressing against my lungs
2851 Omega037 <lacrimosus> Primesauce has the lowest hanging fruit.
2850 Omega037 <Primesauce> Yeah, you should ALWAYS wear a condom when with your sister.
2849 nerddtvg <introspectr5> oh my god bbbeluga! codex slept with wheaton....
2848 bbbeluga <monkers> hey did you guys hear biebers new single?
2847 Evin <memmek2k> so that when you push with a finger or two it cracks
2846 ThatDeadDude <jennn> You're gonna have to work on thinking more dick if you want to stick around.
2845 DeliriumTremens <Evin> I'm fat.
2844 rikkitikki <axe9|work> Another day, another clusterfuck
2843 spif <nicomachus> clearly I actually AM a US senator...?
2842 Notbrad <Omega037> ah, nothing like a shower to clean the baby puke out of your hair
2841 rikkitikki <Nyghtshade> Show me the color of your urination.
2840 Evin <wiggly> no incest pls
2839 rikkitikki <Greetings|work> Sleepy boner?
2838 rikkitikki <doctorsound> And your panties, like cheesecloth, squeeze all the juice out?
2837 doctorsound <ihcu> i wish i could have my period in a purse
2836 rikkitikki <frisv> why am I always gay in dreams
2835 spif <monkers> a scrub is a man who cant get no love from me.
2834 nerd|work <GreetingsADM> You don't consider a mustache, a Mustache considers you
2833 spif <misspwn> whatever i'm gona smoke crack and watch gossip girl
2832 Chank <nerd|work> That's because Andrew is a shitty name.
2831 Omega037 <tadni|canada> rikkitikki: You bring the 3 pack of periods, and I'll bring the grab bag of comas.
2830 bbbeluga <secretninjaket> the rolls are gigantic
2829 Omega037 <Primesauce> Our love transcends dongles
2828 timotab <bbbeluga> boobs in all shapes and sizes
2827 rikkitikki <Merlin00> Im notnthay drunk
2826 Omega037 <DeliriumTremens> *clap clap clap clap* DEEP IN THE VAAAAG OF YOUR MOM
2825 lacrimosus <introspectr5> GRUMBLE GRUMBLE evin is inferior GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
2824 nerddtvg <rikki|phoney> Evin but aren't dicks also for suckers
2823 rikki|phoney <bbbeluga> but you cant help the buldge
2822 nerddtvg <GreetingsADM> I feel like it was bigger
2821 rikkitikki <GreetingsADM> My first Real Doll"
2820 nerddtvg <tadni> rikkitikki Teach me how to drive Vag.
2819 nerddtvg <tadni> rikkitikki: My Little Horny.
2818 DeliriumTremens <Evin> For whom the butt fucks
2817 misspwn <Monkeypaws> love talkin penis
2816 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> THIS IS GOING TO BE THE WORST SHIT EVER
2815 Nyghtshade <Omega037> rikki is as smooth as a baby's placenta
2814 axe9|work <Nyghtshade> The other one is where you end up needing to jerk off with barbed wire while a monkey paddles you with a rake.
2813 timotab <nerd|gone> maybe an inch shorter? it's pretty long right now
2812 axe9|work <El Dubb> it only happened once, and then never again. I assume that I shat out the cancer
2811 rikkitikki <HoneyBadja> you're all just afraid of the all mighty uterus
2810 rikkitikki <El Dubb> the cuter the girls, the greater the obligation
2809 doctorsound <GreetingsADM> Each dad joke is a beatiful snowflake
2808 axe9|work <ihcu> my vote is intl house of cocks and undergarments
2807 Evin <axe9|work> Though.. it is nice to squirt tailgaiters...
2806 nerd|work <Evin> I grill things so hard.
2805 nerd|work <res0> riKKKitiKKKi
2804 spif <bbbeluga> i dont really know if i want to think of my brats as skin flutes of pork
2803 secretninjaket <doctorsound> I bet they squeeled like little bitches
2802 rikki|phoney <El Dubb> My Magic Man is lonely, and he needs a friend
2801 rikkitikki <Primesauce> Penis in butt is natural and pure
2800 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> always waiting for your meat to warm up.
2799 bbbeluga <Primesauce> I'm always making it rain my fluids
2798 secretninjaket <Primesauce> secretninjaket, THOSE aren't the holes I'm talking about!
2797 spif <secretninjaket> haven't tried any rape role plays...
2796 poisomike87 <lacrimosus> and usually your belly and vag are stretched out.
2795 funkyb <doctorsound> She's gonna get wrecked by some balls alright.
2794 Omega037 <secretninjaket> I'd like to grab your grabables )
2793 Omega037 <Primesauce> That's why I'm so offensive.
2792 timotab <res0> orgasm
2791 SirWigglet <secretninjaket> oh i have genitals.
2790 timotab <SirWigglet> So how much penis touching is going on in these conversations?
2789 dolemite7 <res0> I make whale parts for the American working man, because that's what I am, and that's who I care about.
2788 res0 <tadni> I would do it with him, but we tried once and even with the complete lack of skill on my end, I was so much bigger than him, it was no effort..
2787 Nyghtshade <res0> vagina swimming pool
2786 timotab <bbbeluga> apparently llama eyes look like really floppy vaginas
2785 Omega037 <lacrimosus> timotab is an avalon slut
2784 timotab <SWOLE> i dont think i got off
2783 timotab <dolemite7> it can be discouraging, though, especially if it's weaker than they're expecting and they're really far between.
2782 timotab <||cw> I'd also like to give it a .5 1" lift in the rear :)
2781 rikkitikki <HoneyBadja> oh you boys and playing with your sticks
2780 HoneyBadja <Nyghtshade> There was like a Cm and a half scratch on my dick... and it just slowly oozed blood.
2779 nerd|work <dolemite7> Tonight on Newschannel 5... Rabid prostitutes biting the penis heads off of unsuspecting johns, and what the police plan to do about it
2778 doctorsound <DLbot> BECAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' IDIOT
2777 timotab <GreetingsADM> No butts, just a sex therapist talking about it
2776 GreetingsADM <introspectr5> long and painful or just long?
2775 misspwn <DeliriumTremens> my god that baby looks jewish
2774 Omega037 <misspwn> i don't want you intimidated by my large weiner
2773 Omega037 <misspwn> res0, you gona stay out of my underwear drawer right
2772 rikkitikki <spotmonk> I want to rape Nyghtshade's wife!
2771 ||cw <kitkatkaytee> Or they honk at me because I cant cross the street.
2770 timotab <axe9|work> Would be funny to put the device in a machine with a dildo, so when it connected BAM!
2769 spif <ihcun> whatever I'm cool, just wait and see
2768 timotab <Omega037> timotab is right
2767 Omega037 <res0> your pinkies fuck mothers?
2766 timotab <bbbeluga> how did you know i like goats?  _ 
2765 bbbeluga <Omega037> needs more blowhole
2764 timotab <bbbeluga> well im all yours now El Dubb
2763 timotab <bbbeluga> you dont look like you are bout to stick your hand in someones butt at all...
2762 timotab <doctorsound> The sooner you accept it, the sooner we can blame more things on you.
2761 rikkitikki <misspwn> bitch just eat the meat
2760 rikkitikki <tadni> Draw taints?
2759 nerd|work <rikkitikki> nerd|work: is a bot
2758 doctorsound <res0> misspwn: are you anal about your beads?
2757 spif <misspwn> i wish i had a full beard
2756 Omega037 <misspwn> yeah Omega037 you ruin everything
2755 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> and i figured fuck it, she can have a fart jar
2754 timotab <res0> rikki is hardly what I'd call "advanced"
2753 Omega037 <misspwn> he's a tiny fucker
2752 Omega037 <spotmonk> when I scroll reddit and I see bbbeluga has been grabbed I do see it's usually timotab grabbing her
2751 rikkitikki <bbbeluga> well, yes. especially if there is a penis inside it
2750 rikki|phoney <doctorsound> I'mma fuck that lawnmower real good
2749 rikki|phoney <Merlin00> the best handjobs are the ones where they use their mouth
2748 Omega037 <rikkitikki> CALM YO TITTIES
2747 Omega037 <rikkitikki> Al Gore with infinite butts?
2746 Omega037 <||cw2> Hairy Moobs would make a good band name
2745 rikkitikki <bbbeluga> one day i'll get married and pop out baby whales
2744 timotab <rikkitikki> (I can go all day here)
2743 timotab <doctorsound> Evin, I'll give you a mouthful.
2742 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!" *crunch* *ker sploosh* *sigh* "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"
2741 spotmonk <memmek2k> axe9|home: nice, I'd love to see it sometime
2740 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> Your momma so ugly, Australia banned her sale to minors.
2739 spif <Evin> because you can't eat the same animal twice, unless you again eat poop
2738 spif <rikkitikki> More like, if I fuck men AND women and you only fuck women...
2737 rikkitikki <Evin> I am middle class black people.
2736 Evin <lacrimosus> even i could eat 9
2735 timotab <bbbeluga> that would be toooo long
2734 res0 <bbbeluga> i guess it sounds dirty because we are talking about meat
2733 res0 <bbbeluga> there are so many things i want to try though!
2732 timotab <res0> "Sorry I ruined your vagina. Here are some flowers."
2731 timotab <res0> you probably have a clogged hose
2730 doctorsound <slothmonk> it gives me all the suck I could ask for and more
2729 rikkitikki <doctorsound> As men grow older we find hair places that wasn't before, and lose hair places it was.
2728 nerd|work <misspwn> i don't always eat spaghetti but when i do, it's moms spaghetti in my pocket
2727 doctorsound <monkers> Nyghtshade im not going to defend the NSA, but the TSA seems like a damned good idea to me that has been implemented fairly well.
2726 timotab <Chank> the attack on your mom was more successful than I even fathomed.
2725 doctorsound <rikkitikki> I like to build up a little
2724 timotab <bbbeluga> IM A DICK
2723 rikkitikki <doctorsound> Cat's are *so* hot.
2722 spif <doctorsound> I mean, her and dickbutt have moved in, so that's like x1000 times faster than the last one.
2721 spif <doctorsound> I mean, it's the reddit group, when *aren't* we talking about blowjobs and orgies.
2720 rikkitikki <doctorsound> Soup juice is what soupmeister and I have to clean up afterwards.
2719 Nyghtshade <ggrant> Nyghtshade: For you, I can be anything baby. ;^)
2718 timotab <Evin> If rikki|phoney looks like she is 12, i might be a pedo.
2717 rikki|phoney <Evin> Don't break rikki, we need her for things.
2716 timotab <DeliriumTremens> Charter has a much smaller penis, so when they bend me over and fuck me in the ass, it's not as painful.
2715 res0 <bbbeluga> but fucking a banana also made me laugh so
2714 spotmonk <bbbeluga> its like an amazing banana
2713 DeliriumTremens <doctorsound> I bet he gives some wicked blowjobs.
2712 ||cw <frisv> that's the last time you'll fuck me, tony danza!
2711 misspwn_ <DeliriumTremens> The bedroom smelled like a bowl of rancid tuna, and I slept in there anyway.
2710 rikkitikki <dolemite7> HAM ROLLS
2709 rikkitikki <doctorsound> DOUBLE DOWN ON THAT BITCH
2708 monkers <res0> you could just quit your job and join us
2707 rikkitikki <axe9|workin> frisv: I'm a boobchaser
2706 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> who's getting the D and where can I get the D
2705 Merlin00 <misspwn_> happy for a D
2704 rikkitikki <Merlin00> what kind of life am I living
2703 DeliriumTremens <dolemite7> CRY FUCK, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF #REDDIT STLOUIS
2702 res0 <Camerongoogly> I R Cunty
2701 funkyb <misspwn> DeliriumTremens, if you bleach your butthole , it'll be the most romantic gesture i know
2700 rikkitikki <gandarf> Blumpkins for everyone!
2699 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> there's a lot of penises chasing you
2698 PajamaLamb <Chank> you're all idiots
2697 bbbeluga_ <Camerongoogly> Omigawd yes... My erection can only get so high
2696 dolemite7 <Camerongoogly> You can rest a big gulp on my ass
2695 rikki|phoney <doctorsound> How am I supposed to grab misspwn's chesticles now?
2694 Omega037 <Nyghtshade> I have a massive hardon for Urban Sprawl.
2693 doctorsound <dolemite7> *I* support pony fuckers!
2692 rikkitikki <Merlin00> I'm an asshole
2691 nerd|work <doctorsound> If you're going to go around calling your poops rambone, I expect them to be as wide around as my fist, and 14" long.
2690 rikkitikki <Merlin00> I get along with everyone (mostly)
2689 rikkitikki <bgresham> IT BETTER BE THE BIGGEST POOP EVER.
2688 monkers <misspwn> i had to use his big noggin to block the sun going down at red robin last night
2687 dolemite7 <timotab> come 'n' 'ave a go if you think yer 'ard enough!
2686 timotab <bbbeluga_> clenching is key
2685 timotab <DeliriumTremens> I would go swimming in a pool filled with RR Burnin Love burgers and campfire sauce.
2684 Nyghtshade <bgresham> I'll lube Nyghtshade's keyboard
2683 nerd|skewl <bbbeluga> i can spot a dogs ass
2682 rikkitikki <monkers> ya'll niggas are uncouth.
2681 rikkitikki <Nyghtshade> Crap just slides off of it in the presence of hot water.
2680 rikkitikki <axe9|workin> monkers: I just use my penis.
2679 res0 <Notbrad> thats a really attractive meat
2678 nerddtvg <Nyghtshade> My wood is fucking stunning
2677 nerddtvg <Evin> bbbeluga gets really excited about wood.
2676 Nyghtshade <jennn> Also, if a guy is going down on me I feel like it should be okay for him to look at my vagina.
2675 Merlin00 <monkers> im always down for penis chat.
2674 ||cw <jennn> I will drop you with love and kindness motherfucker!
2673 doctorsound <monkers> you're asian, shut up
2672 timotab <jennn> The crust is the best part.
2671 doctorsound <jennn> My ass alone weighs 94/95
2670 rikkitikki <doctorsound> I find the best way to troll is from the center.
2669 rikkitikki <ajwalsh44> adolf lyftler
2668 dolemite7 <Notbrad> big beautiful trannies
2667 Chank <doctorsound> I'm a doctor, I know how these things work.
2666 doctorsound <||cw> you can't spell analysis without anal.
2665 doctorsound <bbbeluga> at least i'm not crunchy
2664 DeliriumTremens <dolemite7> THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH COCKS STUFFED IN THEIR MOUTHS AT THIS VERY MOMENT FOR A ROOF OVER THEIR HEAD
2663 nerd|gone <Omega037> cw2's birth name was wb2
2662 Evin <nerddtvg> also, you missed a d
2661 nerddtvg <res0> you're not being creepy, you're taking the conversation in a direction that absolutely no one wants it to go
2660 dolemite7 <misspwn> i would ride in it just because of the mustache
2659 nerd|training <DrDinosaur> I think lyft drivers should have no fewer than 3 DUIs.
2658 Chank <DeliriumTremens> well ya put enough koi in a pond, they gon' fuck
2657 DeliriumTremens <dolemite7> there is a MASSIVE TITTY ON MY FACEBOOK FEED
2656 rikkitikki <doctorsound> Our politics keep me warm in the winter.
2655 rikkitikki <Evin> That place goes through people faster than my penis.
2654 Evin <Merlin00> rich people are bad, poor people are awesome
2653 doctorsound <Monkerbot> Poor people need to shut the fuck up too.
2652 Chank <nerd|training> I need booze.
2651 memmek2k <rikkitikki> Suddenly you all seem 10x hotter
2650 RikkiTheReal <bgresham> https //www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4
2649 rikkitikki <RikkiTheReal> NOT ENOUGH RIKKIS
2648 CitizenK_ <rikkitikki> Ú(ᅠʠÚ)
2647 TheRealRikki <rikkitiki> I'm going for the 8.5 year old look with lots of flounce
2646 HoneyBadja <doctorsound> But I WANT PINK
2645 introspectr7 <bbbeluga> im not sure shes completely wet
2644 timotab <doctorsound> I love berrating your tight butthole Omega037
2643 Merlin00 <Monkers> now i remember why i dont come here
2642 memmek2k <rikkitikki> How come your shirts are still on
2641 doctorsound <baslisks> it is the cheapest easiest way to get anal
2640 doctorsound <baslisks|work> you don't want no girl with bad teeth sucking your dick
2639 rikki|phoney <Nyghtshade> My stellar facial hair reminds me everyday that I am a man not a boy.
2638 timotab <rikki|phoney> also nerd|phone thanks for the pineapples
2637 dolemite7 <baslisks|work> masturbating
2636 Chankster^ <dolemite7> damn it feels good to be a chankster
2635 timotab <dolemite7> There is human poop hidden in a Superman lunchbox somewhere along Hwy 40. The timer starts NOW
2634 Omega037 <bbbeluga> i am one of those girls that has dated many bearded men
2633 timotab <nerd|phone2> We've already cocered boobs and penises. Cricut and restaurants.
2632 introspectr7 <spotmonk> I'll take your mom to the matresses
2631 nerd|phone <spotmonk> I have a science survey for the ladies
2630 rikki|worky <baslisks|work> bear fucking
2629 nerd|work <doctorsound> Oh, the ravioli was delicious, and now my farts are making me hungry.
2628 timotab <bbbeluga> then i am an asshat
2627 rikkitikki <Evin> I calm rikkitikki down with penis.
2626 Evin <frisv> apparently you need to work on your grabbing
2625 frisv <rikkitikki> damn frisv I was gonna grab that XD
2624 rikkitikki <tele_> i'm fucking sexy as fuck
2623 dolemite7 <tele_> but like pink in the middle
2622 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> i think you mean dicking
2621 rikki|phoney <ThatDeadDude> although of course, one cannot survive on one's own breastmilk
2620 rikki|phoney <Evin> Man, i'm so offended. Look at how offended i am.
2619 rikki|phoney <dolemite7> if you don't like black people, then no, it's not a safe area.
2618 rikki|phoney <HoneyBadja> it's like 3" thick
2616 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> You like sleeping in pee? Cus thats how you wind up sleeping in pee.
2615 rikkitikki <misspwn> and i'll slap you with a slice of bolonga
2614 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> I have a husky Chank
2613 spif <dolemite7> you want work or insert rows into your spankbank
2612 timotab <baslisks|work> I may have had the same woman
2611 ||cw <CaptainTacoSauce> She did say it, but not in the way that she'll actually follow through.
2610 spif <DeliriumTremens> every man for himself, suckers
2609 Notbrad <DLbot> Notbrads balls are filthy sploogetaxis.
2608 nerd|phone <bbbeluga> but.... poop on your phone
2607 bbbeluga <nerd|phone> I don't want shit on my phone
2606 timotab <||cw> alt.binaries.erotica.highheels.sheep ?
2605 nerd|work <doctorsound> It's not like we strive for high quality your mom jokes around here.
2604 spif <Omega037> is google a pokemon?
2603 spif <||cw2> I just wait for it show up on facebook
2602 timotab <DeliriumTremens> but i think its a bit of a stretch
2601 DeliriumTremens <misspwn> karen is too busy sucking my dick
2600 ||cw <res0> I have a stroke sometimes, but only if I'm lonely
2599 doctorsound <Omega037> and she doesnt think me drinking her milk is funny
2598 Notbrad <res0> so I guess you'll get a keep rikki weird bumper sticker on your ass.
2597 rikkitikki <res0> KEEP RIKKI WEIRD
2596 res0 <misspwn> Omega037, i can't wait till you hit this
2595 timotab <DeliriumTremens> jesus it looks like they lopped a horses dick off onto your plate
2594 timotab <funkyb> but i've been using it more so might as well tweak it
2593 timotab <||cw> I don't have a blow up matress though
2592 timotab <doctorsound> Centipedes? In *my* vagina?
2591 rikkitikki <Omega037> i like the teeth
2590 timotab <rikkitikki> timotab you look very adorable <3
2589 Evin <rikkitikki> misspwn me, Evin and bbbeluga are gonna have a spanking threesome
2588 Nyghtshade <Evin> So unless you get a hall pass to go on some sort of cock safari, you ain't seeing.
2587 rikkitikki <Nyghtshade> I smoked a single cigarette and watched porn before I was 18, I was pretty hardcore.
2586 Omega037 <introspectr7> save some, i'll need some when i get off
2585 timotab <||cw> so thick, so tender
2584 rikkitikki <Chank> 15 52 < Chank> GAMING IN THE STREETS
2583 rikkitikki <doctorsound> Well, alpacas have better wool...
2582 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> man i havent sharted in like 10 years
2581 timotab <nerd|phone2> But remember, I'm fat and I know it
2580 spotmonk <bbbeluga> THERE ARE MANY STICKS IN MANY PLACES
2579 timotab <DeliriumTremens> taint weak, balls are sweaty, pubes like grub worms, moms spaghetti
2578 timotab <bbbeluga> I can't help it DeliriumTremens, you are so sparkly
2577 ||cw <dolemite7> it'll keep the cum out of her eyes
2576 dolemite7 <misspwn> i like porno
2575 nerd|work <timotab> maybe rikki|worky likes getting wet
2574 ||cw <bbbeluga> So I'm gonna just get back to work. Financial aid packages are more entertaining than arguing about electronics.
2573 timotab <DeliriumTremens> ORDER IN THE SKIES, YOU ARE BEING HELD IN CONTEMPT OF GRAVITY
2572 res0 <misspwn> that's why we pay victoria secret to partially keep our secrets
2571 timotab <baristaTam> now suck my cock!
2570 timotab <rikki|phoney> let's get back to talking about Evin's above average cock
2569 DeliriumTremens <res0> except you would get swallowed up in mine because you're tiny.
2568 Omega037 <DeliriumTremens> blown out buttholes anonymous
2567 res0 <rikkitikki> I'm cool
2566 timotab <DeliriumTremens> dolemite7: i bet you rubbed one out to Bordello on my BBS, didn't you
2565 ThatDeadDude <dolemite7> not only am i proud to admit i am one of the few guys who actually have jacked it to ascii pron, but my conquests also include the princess from faxanadu, priscilla from wall street kid, a couple strip poker games for the C=64 i cant recall the name of, and the animated version of janine melnitz from the real ghostbusters
2564 res0 <misspwn> mmm bananananannaas
2563 funkyb <dolemite7> i got 15 pokemans yesterday
2562 timotab <res0> but it's highly unlikely that nerd|work is Chankster^'s mother
2561 Chank <axe9|irssi> Yeah... maybe I'm just an idiot or something _
2560 rikki|phoney <Omega037> my wife is willing sometimes
2559 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> You would think playing transformers and making gun noises would get old. But you would be wrong.
2558 Omega037 <res0> I'm both a vageater and a pussysucker
2557 timotab <bbbeluga> i do like happy endings
2556 timotab <bbbeluga> you might get rid of your cough by eating a girl laced with nyquil...
2555 timotab <bbbeluga> fine, just get a pump for them blow them up a bit.
2554 nerddtvg <dolemite7> nerd and timo are on a grabbing spree
2553 timotab <bbbeluga> i wouldnt let you not get in silly
2552 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> i motorboated a girl
2551 timotab <bbbeluga> nothing says I love you like a video with out pants
2550 timotab <bbbeluga> i thought i already declared my love for rikkitikki
2549 nerddtvg <dolemite7> i want an okcupid for goats
2548 nerddtvg <misspwn> RecursiveChaos, has convinced me to get this goat stimulator package
2547 rikki|worky <bbbeluga> Penises have mouths? I have so much to learn. No wonder I'm single.
2546 RecursiveChaos <funkyb> the 2nd crack whore was what did it.
2545 nerd|work <kessme> well then you just took the abuse like a champ
2544 res0 <bbbeluga> if it is black, that might be a problem.
2543 RecursiveChaos <Omega037> my point is that there are girls who like fedoras and neckbeards
2542 unflipper <Nyghtshade> Unflipper has the borderline sentience of a mentally handicapped 2 year old
2541 Nyghtshade <HoneyBadja> shit is normally brown
2540 spif <res0> misspnw, rikkitikki, and a turkey baster
2539 timotab <res0> misspwn has a nice beard
2538 rikkitikki <bbbeluga> I feel like a pussybadja would be knee deep in the poon.
2537 spif <bbbeluga> Oreos make you feel better right? Weren't they found to be the cookie version of crack? I know people love crack.
2536 RecursiveChaos <rikkitikki> I never know what to do with my face
2535 rikkitikki <nerd|work> oh res0. you're adorable
2534 res0 <rikkitikki> I was gonna grab that
2533 nerd|work <bbbeluga> No, she said my lungs sounded great. I'm sick of getting naked so they can look at my insides anyway.
2532 timotab <rikki|phoney> rambone
2530 timotab <bbbeluga> i do love it
2529 ep|home <Omega037> so, i finished
2528 rikkitikki <dolemite7> Nooks are for birds
2527 rikkitikki <bbbeluga> sex is just great in general
2526 breakdancingcat <Nyghtshade> Triangles are spooky
2525 rikkitikki <spotwork> rikkitikki is magic
2524 introspectr7 <Nyghtshade> I just have my drug dealer buy me alcohol... I wouldn't have the balls to ask a stranger...
2523 timotab <memmek|work> rikkitikki: I don't think you need Chank's help to look weird.
2522 PyroBadja <rikkitikki> 9 is the best though
2521 rikkitikki <axe9|irssi> I have a chamber pot
2520 rikkitikki <misspwn> i has to make tinklerains
2519 Nyghtshade <CoffeeBadja> i just dropped my nuts all over my lap
2518 rikkitikki <recursivechaos> Mmmm, yeah, you like that dirty, dirty sock in yah?
2517 Omega037 <res0> am I really about to go to bed before rikkitikki?
2516 timotab <rikkitikki> wow $40 exactly in ones
2515 timotab <misspwn> about 8" long
2514 rikki|phoney <misspwn> check out that package
2513 timotab <bbbeluga> well amazing is good enough for me
2512 timotab <res0> I just imagined bbbeluga as a whale shaped train engine
2511 rikkitikki <Nyghtshade> No tight asian strange for the bizarre white man?
2510 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> 15 dudes skinny dipping playing dragon?
2509 timotab <recursivechaos> Lot's of vagina eh?
2508 rikkitikki <bbbeluga> I could be your girlfriend rikki!
2507 timotab <El Dubb> behold the mighty octopus
2506 timotab <Nyghtshade> Have you heard of Huey Lewis and the News?
2505 recursivechaos <HoneyBadja> he'd just blast it on the floor
2504 unflipper <nerd|work> YES! I GOT IT!
2503 nerd|work <Omega037> is "broad" sexist?
2502 rikkitikki <Nyghtshade> He needs his nuts chopped off...
2501 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> cum oddity
2500 res0 <bbbeluga> im just saying, giant penises are terrifying.
2499 recursivechaos <CitizenK_> I become death, destroyer of productivity
2498 rikkitikki <recursivechaos> I'll herniate your dick for you.
2497 recursivechaos <rikkitikki> I need a man to tell me what to do
2496 timotab <spif> My brain filter is always lousy
2495 Omega037 <res0> DrDinosaur clouds get penetrated by airplanes and birds
2494 recursivechaos <Omega037> turtles have massive cocks
2493 recursivechaos <DrDinosaur> His cloaca is sexy
2492 rikkitikki <Omega037> Can I squirtle on your jigglypuffs?
2491 recursivechaos <misspwn> got it, i will give that a try. rikkitikki how much hair ends up in your buttcrack?
2490 HoneyBadja <recursivechaos> The white keys were too mainstream.
2489 DeliriumTremens <misspwn> it's getting started that is difficult for me
2488 timotab <HoneyBadja> for best results, do it while touching her
2487 res0 <funkyb> very handy little dongle.
2486 nerd|work <Nyghtshade> Beating Trouser Snakes.
2485 timotab <SneakyPhil> nuh uh, not dealing with burning to death
2484 rikkitikki <Nyghtshade> You know, I used to hate rap, but then I started smoking pot with black people.
2483 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> fucking Caillou piece of shit fuck bald shit
2482 rikkitikki <CookieBadja> i have you know i'm farting farts that could peel paint off walls right now
2481 recursivechaos <CookieBadja> meh, looks like i pissed myself, i'm gonna go walk around a bit
2480 rikkitikki <recursivechaos> I feel ilke I need to be on acid now
2479 CookieBadja <rikkitikki> Hey man, you're free to come get these cookies any time
2478 timotab <nerd|work> I'm weird like that
2477 timotab <SickBadja> funkyb: i get a free physical / blood work yearly, other than that the only other problem i have is a slight pain in my ass
2476 res0 <rikki|phoney> I always have lesbo dreams when I ovulate
2475 rikki|phoney <nerd|work> knees up with a vagina
2474 nerd|work <bbbeluga> i am not afraid of a bag of dicks
2473 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> SACK UP
2472 timotab <RecursiveChaos> Does that mean I have the shittiest box then? Woohoo?
2471 RecursiveChaos <misspwn_> i want the DP replication partner
2470 DeliriumTremens <misspwn_> well they gave me loads of sauce
2469 timotab <Camerongoogly> I pooped water for the next several hours
2468 rikkitikki <misspwn_> the fuckkkkkkkkkkkk DeliriumTremens
2467 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> That's when you crack the table in half with your dick and spill their breaded lardballs all over the casino pattern carpets.
2466 res0 <rikki|phoney> (phew nobody grabbed that)
2465 rikki|phoney <res0> "I need to fill your cavities"
2464 dolemite7 <poiso> welp looks like my number one comment on reddit is about anal prolapse
2463 RecursiveChaos <rikki|phoney> Or else you start getting mulatto underpants
2462 spif <bbbeluga> sometimes my fingers just know what to do
2461 rikki|phoney <LillyL> 5 inch?
2460 RecursiveChaos <DLbot> RecursiveChaos is a slack jawed taintclown.
2459 rikki|away <Omega037> now im just stuck her with the troll and the barista strangler
2458 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> god you're so jewish
2457 RecursiveChaos <spotmonk> I wonder if they fucked the cow first
2456 timotab <RecursiveChaos> Well, baby sandwiches on fresh bread *is* rather delicious.
2455 RecursiveChaos <El Dubb> dropping. loads.
2454 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> I keep going back and forth on the babies thing.
2453 timotab <Notbrad> im reading the askreddit thread on my cock in your ass
2452 RecursiveChaos <Omega037> hmm, is the study of bird sex called pornithology?
2451 Nyghtshade <bbbeluga> reddit has taught me that ducks are super rapey
2450 spif <rikkitikki> I think I'm the resident female creep in here
2449 rikkitikki <HoneyBadja> but i have a giant hole in the crotch
2448 Chank <||cw> bet that'll hurt on the way out
2447 Notbrad <DeliriumTremens> i get my daily dose of cute from my gopro butthole cam
2446 rikki|phoney <RecursiveChaos> Get them protein poops on
2445 RecursiveChaos <HoneyBadja> i have a rather large chest, like the bone structure, i'd look odd being too skiny
2444 timotab <rikki|phoney> I got 40 of something for you to cram in Nyghtshade
2443 Notbrad <Evin> Except i am right.
2442 RecursiveChaos <misspwn> if everyone knows i'm capable of being nice they'll have a heart attack
2441 spif <Camerongoogly> Went out in the sun today... I needed the D
2440 HolyNerd <RecursiveChaos> I want to feel your love from my very bowels.
2439 funkyb <misspwn> no she's laying belly up and stretched
2438 nerd|work <bbbeluga> i just dont even control my fingers sometimes
2437 RecursiveChaos <DeliriumTremens> I like my cheese like I like my women, hormonal and bloody moody once per month.
2436 spif <dolemite7> i got "ropey veins" in mine
2435 memmek2k <RecursiveChaos> Not just for spotmonk anymore!
2434 timotab <dolemite7> so every time i see "DP", that's what i think about.
2433 timotab <dolemite7> THIS IS *URINE*
2432 RecursiveChaos <HoneyBadja> always badja with your penis
2431 RecursiveChaos <DeliriumTremens> good, i can't STAND bosnians
2430 funkyb <RecursiveChaos> My guy is also holding his leg in the air
2429 memmek2k <jennn> I'd rather stick it between my toes and smoke it.
2428 funkyb <bgresham> serious question. can you grab a quote of yourself grabbing a quote?
2427 timotab <HoneyBadja> i do the grab under the balls and push forward thing
2426 rikkitikki <jennn> this is why I refuse to hang out with jews
2425 timotab <jennn> He wants it in the butt he just won't do an enema first as required.
2424 timotab <HoneyBadja> someone give me nuts
2422 RecursiveChaos <DeliriumTremens> spif: mostly ballgags and cock rings
2421 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> I should buy one of those green lasers and cut the thing off myself
2420 nerddtvg <res0> I like eating meat
2419 lacrimosus <dolemite7> you're like a gay octopus at a boner buffet
2418 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> if I was an octopus, i would be able to grab more people at once. And also bring all of the groceries upstairs at one time.
2417 misspwn_ <nerddtvg> bbbeluga you have great quotes
2416 nerddtvg <bbbeluga> i will grab all of you
2415 misspwn_ <dolemite7> iirc
2414 misspwn_ <rikkitikki> whiskey is nasty
2413 rikkitikki <Omega037> mine was basically the smallest
2412 rikkitikki <lacrimosus> being morbidly obese is totes more healthy than keto.
2411 rikki|phoney <DeliriumTremens> foreskinballoon is good
2410 res0 <spotmonk> oh captain my poopcaptain
2409 spotmonk <dolemite7> timotab is an ignorant poopcaptain.
2408 timotab <bbbeluga> don't touch my kitten balloons
2407 rikki|phoney <res0> a phone just for fuckin
2406 DeliriumTremens <spotmonk> get a tossed salad so there's sweet onion sauce in your butthole
2405 rikkitikki <spotmonk> so much meat and sweet sauce in my mouth
2404 ThatDeadDude <entangledphoton> rambone 19 times in 24 hours?
2403 spif <timotab> Rambone is more popular than shit
2402 rikkitikki <ThatDeadDude> perfectly possible if you convert it to a strapon
2401 dolemite7 <rikkitikki> Sounds like some kind of future gay marriage
2400 dolemite7 <RecursiveChaos> [grundle intensifies]
2399 Evin <rikkitikki> Little blonde kids are so freaky
2398 RecursiveChaos <entangledphoton> it's gone all soupmeister in here
2397 rikkitikki <RecursiveChaos> WIPE IT?
2396 RecursiveChaos <Evin> This message brought to you by the makers of Rambone. Have a Ramboning problem? Call 1 800 GETS OFF
2395 ||cw <RecursiveChaos> I mean, it *sounds* really big, but it's not to hard to get your lips around it.
2394 RecursiveChaos <Omega037> i feel like i just waterboarded an infant
2393 timotab <res0> friends of rambone have good sex with hipsters
2392 timotab <baristaTam> not the first time I've been called a moonbeamdumpling
2391 timotab <dolemite7> RecursiveChaos is a dicknose poopnazi.
2390 timotab <bbbeluga> rikki, we can slut this place up together
2389 timotab <bbbeluga> grab your ladies balloons
2388 DeliriumTremens <RecursiveChaos> Well, depends on the night, but I'd come.
2387 timotab <bbbeluga> as someone that owns 2 breasts, i am boycotting that word
2386 timotab <SleepyBadja> or, like a really nice rack screen printed on the shirt, but someone digitally added nipple hair
2385 timotab <bbbeluga> like with my body, not my car
2384 ep|home <SleepyBadja> nobody likes overcooked noodles
2383 timotab <ep|home> I meant to say goodnight, but my noodles were boiling
2382 spif <RecursiveChaos> Welp, now rikkitikki's started Skynet
2381 rikkitikki <RecursiveChaos> Eventually, all of the DTbot quotes will be in reference to other DTbot quotes. It'll be recursive chaos!
2380 dolemite7 <RecursiveChaos> "Long in the tooth"? How about "Tough in the Grundle?"
2379 introspectr7 <bbbeluga> i meant that as a sexual joke but it came off as murderous and now i feel bad
2378 timotab <jennn> All that matters is that I'm old and wiser.
2377 RecursiveChaos <DrDinosaur> We don't accept implied pedophilia. It needs to be expressly written out.
2376 Chank <misspwn> good thing i don't like fun, or i'd be jealous
2375 timotab <bbbeluga> i can only handle one crazy lady and that lady is me
2374 El_Dubb : jesus makin' it rain divine jizz
2373 Pajamalamb <Notbrad> cant deny that girth
2372 Pajamalamb <RecursiveChaos> He's like the cumming of christ.
2371 Pajamalamb <RecursiveChaos> I like women that fake it, it gives the impression that they think we care.
2370 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> whoops craps
2369 memmek2k <RecursiveChaos> erybody want's to put their nuts in jennn
2368 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> I just coil the rest into my pocket
2367 ||cw <SickBadja> nobody likes fried balls
2366 timotab <breakdancingcat> yeah well im strange
2365 axe9|work <dolemite7> dolemite7 is a white trash shitbiscuit.
2364 recursivechaos <Evin|work> ITS A MAP OFF FAP OFF
2363 memmek2k <Camerongoogly> Chickens are like mini dinosaurs, bro, and are chock full of brotein and Vitamin RAWR.
2362 timotab <Camerongoogly> YOU CAN'T IGNORE MY GIRTH
2361 timotab <bbbeluga> take all your clothes off first, obviously french whales don't wear clothes
2360 introspectr3 <bbbeluga> yo bitch, you mine.
2359 introspectr3 <DeliriumTremens> "he was actually the ugliest ugliest princess"
2358 poisomike87 <introspectr3> mmmmmmmm these purple monkey balls are beautiful
2357 DeliriumTremens <dolemite7> WHITE HOT WIRE HANGERS POKING LARRY ELLISON'S FUCKING ASSHOLE
2356 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> FUCKING COCKKNOBBER
2355 dolemite7 <rikkitikki> wait what about DP?
2354 dolemite7 <RecursiveChaos> Circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because...
2353 dolemite7 <nerd|work> Tuff actin' Taint action
2352 RecursiveChaos <misspwn> but now i'm just a homeless lesbian with longer blonde hair
2351 nerd|work <RecursiveChaos> Downside of /ignore join, no penis beer
2350 spif <jennn> I think I just pissed myself
2349 RecursiveChaos <DeliriumTremens> Give a man a keyboard and he will cut you with his edge. Albert Einstein
2348 rikkitikki <RecursiveChaos> It's important to purge such urges rikkitikki
2347 Nyghtshade <Notbrad> I'd get a credit chip implanted into my dick in a hearbeat tbh.
2346 ||cw <rikkitikki> also, come gather this ruffle
2345 rikkitikki <HoneyBadja> cant just jam it in there like a train into a garage
2344 memmek2k <rikkitikki> IT'S A WEDNESDAY MORNIN GRAB OFF
2343 rikkitikki <memmek2k> fuck it.
2342 memmek2k <rikkitikki> TIL RecursiveChaos is a pedophile????
2341 memmek2k <RecursiveChaos> mmm, braces
2340 memmek2k <rikkitikki> I already said I've seen more dick than all of you combined
2339 memmek2k <tikk1> Speaking of dicks...
2338 tikk1 <HoneyBadja> i mean, we're all adults, if my dick flops out of my boxers it's not like people haven't seen one.
2337 RecursiveChaos <baristaTam_> I think someone ran rm rf on my dick )=
2336 memmek2k <DrDinosaur> peanut butter fuck time was fun while it lasted.
2335 dolemite7 <misspwn> i really have to pop again gdi redbull you dont' give me wings you give me the doodies
2334 timotab <tikk1> I should make a big pile
2333 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> Sometimes you're just sitting there and all of a sudden turds are crashing down your back door.
2332 nerd|work <DrDinosaur> Replace it with my sultry, seductive voice.
2331 DrDinosaur <dolemite7> Every black person is a motherfuckin fuckknob.
2330 tikk1 <Merlin00> this is why I don't like british humoUr
2329 DrDinosaur <dolemite7> My mom is a pie eating pussyhammer.
2328 tikk1 <Merlin00> it's just poop particles, semen and dead skin
2327 timotab <HoneyBadja> lol he looks like he is sucking on something nasty tasting
2326 spotmonk <HoneyBadja> some of these nuts are huge
2325 spif <HoneyBadja> the poo always trickles down his face
2324 spif <wcchandl1r> wouldn't the 'poo also trickle down your face, though?
2323 HoneyBadja <jennn> This thing is bigger than my vibrator.
2322 dummey <Evin> sexual favors.
2321 tikk1 <HoneyBadja> i want to punch a baby
2320 tikk1 <HoneyBadja> i always do it in socks
2319 tikk1 <wcchandl1r> what about doing it barefoot?
2318 tikk1 <HoneyBadja> i'm just really lucky at pressing random buttons that look like i can conversate
2317 timotab <Katty> after a full season of growing, they were about 2 inches long
2316 timotab <jennn> I can too but my 5 month pregnant looking belly tells me maybe I should slow it down.
2315 rikkitikki <misspwn> i would only toss out the boobs as a plea bargain
2314 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> so she still had a fish vagina?
2313 timotab <memmek2k> up and down
2312 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> i want to go fucking fishing
2311 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> I was gonna grab that
2310 rikkitikki <RecursiveChaos> I'm going to send that to my GF who loves tongue action.
2309 ||cw <HoneyBadja> i mean it's either i'm sleeping wrong or it's all that penis i've been sucking that's causing my neck to be weird.
2308 rikkitikki <dolemite7> and cum
2307 timotab <rikkitikki> And raped my sister
2306 Nyghtshade <bbbeluga> fkajdflajfe'
2305 spif <HoneyBadja> i saw my CC bill and almost shat a turkey
2304 rikkitikki <RecursiveChaos> Look at the size of my girk!
2303 DeliriumTremens <Chank> one stud which wasnt wide enough
2302 Evin <rikkitikki> I always assume they are picturing me naked
2301 rikkitikki <memmek2k> fuck me
2299 RecursiveChaos <spotmonk> makes me look like a ratard
2298 memmek2k <rikkitikki> I love nuts
2297 memmek2k <rikkitikki> GIMME YOUR NUT PICS
2296 Evin <axe9> USE YOUR TONGUE
2295 dolemite7 <jennn> If there's no donkey show then I'm not interested in watching.
2294 rikkitikki <HoneyBadja> it wears cock sunglasses
2293 rikkitikki <RecursiveChaos> HoneyBadja is going to have the smoothest penis in the channel!
2292 memmek2k <RecursiveChaos> How can DrDinosaur be both a dick in a box and the dandiest man in space?
2291 timotab <blastissimo> Its not like theyre made of super concentrated laxatives or anything
2290 rikkitikki <axe9> vagina ways....
2289 rikkitikki <RecursiveMoops> My whiskers > kitten whiskers
2288 rikkitikki <wcchandler> anderson cooper is a very sexy man
2287 RecursiveChaos <Evin> Well, that wasn't the goal, but, hey, free penis.
2286 rikkitikki <RecursiveChaos> I have to turn my head and cough why touching my balls
2285 RecursiveChaos <El Dubb> sriracha makes everything worse. damn you, Primesauce
2284 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> without a fleshlight, obviously.
2283 RecursiveChaos <rikkitikki> People always say "girl you so ratchet"
2282 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> I want to make a "hugs not drugs" shirt but have it say "farts not sharts" instead.
2281 rikkitikki <Evin> semen and tears.
2280 rikkitikki <HoneyBadja> in my experience.
2279 rikkitikki <misspwn> hungry, haven't pooped yet, off to a great start
2278 dolemite7 <HoneyBadja> have you ever pissed so hard you get a cramp in your dick?
2277 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> It's like a butthole, only half asian.
2276 memmek2k <DeliriumTremens> Today is the day where everyone feels a slight tickle in their memmek2khole
2275 nerddtvg <CityGirl> GET OFF nerddtvg
2274 nerddtvg <dolemite7> I CAN'T GET ENOUGH IN MY MOUTH AGLHLHLAGHALHAGLHGLAHGLAGHALHG
2273 dolemite7 <memmek2k> unfortunately you can't make fingers and wrists bigger by working out
2272 nerd|work <DeliriumTremens> crotch coozies?
2271 rikkitikki <El Dubb> gimme them panties
2270 rikkitikki <RecursiveChaos> It's cute until I gotta sit their and pick the lace outta my ass.
2269 rikkitikki <RecursiveChaos> Me neither, lacy boyshorts get wedged in my crack too much.
2268 spotmonk <memmek2k> ||cw: yes, but I haven't figured out where to put it yet
2267 rikkitikki <memmek2k> but isn't that the ideal nipple?
2266 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> become a fullonrapist
2265 RecursiveChaos <jennn> I'm just saying, we need to end bullying by any means necessary
2264 ||cw <rikkitikki> Watch out boobies
2263 rikkitikki <Nyghtshade> I have this massive liberty boner.
2262 DeliriumTremens <Evin> it isn't my fault all women are subs who just want to be spanked by someone they can call daddy.
2261 rikkitikki <Chank> EVERYONE NEEDS POTS AND PANS
2260 Evin <DeliriumTremens> I need to moisturize my hands so this dude doesn't shake hands with a wad of sandpaper
2259 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> "Don't stick your dick in my mouth and tell me its roses. If you need money, just ask!"
2258 rikkitikki <Evin> I hate everyone.
2257 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> they have clits the size of wombats
2256 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> i wanna lift cars off of babies and stuff
2255 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> it's the same thing wcchandler does with calling penis "vagina"
2254 lacri|work <DrDinosaur> Aside from those factors, humans are worthless.
2253 lacri|work <entangledphoton> The 800 pound penis in the room.
2252 ||cw <lacri|work> it shortens the amount of body you have to hold up, so you can get the same range of motion but lighter load if you do it from the knees
2251 Evin <DrDinosaur> NO ONE BUT I CAN HANDLE THE SAUCE!
2250 memmektikki <RecursiveMemmek> I'M ASIAN BUT NOT REALLY.
2249 memmektikki <RecursiveMemmek> SUBARU! SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!SUBARU!
2248 ||cw <Notbrad> RecursiveChaos likes to flick the immature bean
2247 rikkitikki <dolemite7> you're the best dressed chicken in town
2246 dolemite7 <spif> saying stupid things on the internet always gets you a good answer because there's always some nerd who wants to show off how smart they are
2245 memmek2k <Chank> WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR SOLUTIONS
2244 GreetingsADM <Evin|phone> Duck you android.
2243 RecursiveChaos <rikkitikki> TIL DT likes to pee on his women
2242 timotab <RecursiveChaos> Some of us will never be a porceline doll of a woman, and should just accept that.
2241 lacrimosus <DrDinosaur> Babies are never cute. They go from looking like aliens to looking like small awkward humans that don't know anything to small jerks that think they know everything.
2240 timotab <DrDinosaur> Nope. I need the whole finger.
2239 DeliriumTremens <Nyghtshade> Omg... I should make a video of me popping my dick bumps.
2238 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> Nyghtshade: would that be like fucking a jar opener?
2237 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> the nipples edge
2236 memmek2k <lacrimosus> You're an annoying attention whore... you don't have to do anything, your existence is offensive.
2235 rikkitikki <baristaTam> I'm very aroused now.
2234 rikkitikki <HoneyBadja> have you ever farted so hard you feel like you maybe lost part of your soul?
2233 rikkitikki <HoneyBadja> but instead of milk, for semen
2232 funkyb <baristaTam> fun for grabbin
2231 DeliriumTremens <Notbrad> im sure his weiner is a big tangly knot
2230 dolemite7 <RecursiveChaos> It's a good thing we have DTbot to remember all of the terrible things we've said.
2229 HolyNerd <BaristaTam> "you're not fat but my dick issss"
2228 HoneyBadja <Nyghtshade> I was just talking about how I'd love to plow that sweet ass of yours and make you sweat pure passion.
2227 GreetingsADM <bbbeluga> mine is just a little floppy
2226 timotab <rikkitikki> Either way, I'm weak
2225 nerd|work <misspwn> surprised i didn't break my hand earlier
2224 HoneyBadja <Evin> If funkyb grabbed me any more often, I'd start charging him and complain about how he never listens to me.
2223 memmek2k <RecursiveChaos> I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
2222 lacri|work <Evin> bitch, I will bench press yo face.
2221 timotab <misspwn> i got away with half an inch
2220 DeliriumTremens <Camerongoogly> My left ass cheek looks like Gorbechev's head
2219 lacri|work <DrDinosaur> Well, obviously Obama is going to go to war with all of America. He already has. It's called Obamacare.
2218 funkyb <wcchandler> "with a vagina like that you just gotta plow it. it's not a mower." my boss after looking up labiaplasty on wikipedia
2217 RecursiveChaos <MayTheHorseBeWit> Non consensual is the only way mindfucking should be done
2216 DeliriumTremens <dolemite7> DOES THIS BUS STOP AT THE INTERSECTION OF MY BALLS AND YOUR FACE
2215 doctorsound <lacrimosus> Let My People (hipsters) Drink?
2214 Nyghtshade <GreetingsADM> well, mine has an elongated end so I guess its a standard
2213 doctorsound <fris_> JSON of a bitch!
2212 memmek2k <rikkitikki> Just take kitkatkaytee, she looks young
2211 dolemite7 <Evin> are you talking about DDR machines, or HIV positive asian trannies?
2210 rikkitikki <Camerongoogly> The secret world of alex mack gave me my first stirrings of what I eventually came to realize was a boner
2209 rikkitikki <dolemite7> keira knightley's face looks like she's perpetually got her dick stuck in the neighbor's cat's ass
2208 dolemite7 <doctorsound> If you need some more nut butter...
2207 Notbrad <Merlin00> doctorsound, I wasn't planning on it buttfucker
2206 memmek2k <Ryxeria> it's true, pussies are way more durable than dicks
2205 rikkitikki <fris> you can use your hands, we wont tell anyone
2204 timotab <rikkitikki> I'm 100% sure getting kicked in the balls is worse, though
2203 timotab <wcchandler> reminds me of the chick sucking on her used tampon video
2202 rikkitikki <HoneyBadja> godzilla twerking for you $5 billz
2201 memmek2k <DrDinosaur> I prefer my women actually be 12.
2200 Chank <doctorsound> It always makes me think of going down on some chicken breasts
2199 Chank <memmek2k> lacri|work: My penis is a great return on your investment.
2198 dolemite7 <rikkitikki> wieners?
2197 HoneyBadja <wcchandler> dolemite7: the worse part is when it looks like a pube and you just trimmed yourself
2196 nerd|work <wcchandler> you don't remember your own grabs?
2195 memmek2k <misspwn_> last night my mouth tasted like bloody asspennies
2194 rikkitikki <doctorsound> Keeping up the trend of rikkitikki boob grabs
2193 doctorsound <rikkitikki> Is a breastaurant like hooters or something
2192 rikkitikki <DeliriumTremens> #rslt unwittingly visits a rape dungeon
2191 bbbeluga <spotwork> I'd blow 3 4 inches on top of your clean driveway
2190 ramocles <Merlin00> you can grip my penis
2189 ramocles <HoneyBadja> can't beat these fingers boyo ;)
2188 dolemite7 <gandarf> It's definitely a good arm workout. I'm too sore to shovel my own snow, if you know what I mean.
2187 gandarf <HoneyBadja> i only poop doilies
2186 Chankster <DeliriumTremens> Shoveling the car in converse was like shoveling with trader joes bags wrapped around my feet.
2185 El_Dubb <Ryxeria> people need to calm their tits
2184 TheGodComplex <TheGlobComplex> Nyghtshade was too busy pounding strange to play vidya like you kids.
2183 ThatDeadDude <dolemite7> WHY IS THERE A GIANT TURD IN YOUR LASER PRINTER
2182 dolemite7 <HoneyBadja> have you ever farted so hard your back cracks?
2181 rikkitikki <Merlin00> I need to get a 2nd penis installed after reading the responses
2180 Chank <||cw> you stick it in the hole and wiggle it a bit
2179 bbbeluga <GreetingsADM> They have to be pretty firm for the ball remover to work well
2178 Chank <jennn> But if you put a hotdog in a fleshlight, magic happens.
2177 Jocefus <HoneyBadja> i say schlap, like in that song i can't remember the name of where he's like "reach back like a pimp and schlap a hoe"
2176 dolemite7 <HoneyBadja> they do, but i've noticed mostly women like DP10
2175 timotab <Notbrad> for my eyelashes so i look extra pretty
2174 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> i dont want to look like an asshole, so i'll just keep using my hand
2173 nerd|work <DeliriumTremens> nerd|work: you've gone full retard
2172 Omega037 <DeliriumTremens> Evin has a penis shaped piercing in his penis.
2171 GreetingsADM <bbbeluga> Is assy the boy version of sassy?
2170 nerd|work <DeliriumTremens> like wiping peanutbutter out of shag carpet
2169 lacrimosus <Omega037> primesauce, God wont let anything happen to us
2168 bbbeluga <timotab> oh, wait, you might be talking about food
2167 timotab <bbbeluga> timotab, you always come out of the wood work to grab my wierdthings
2166 Omega037 <bbbeluga> im super exotic.
2165 nerd|work <dolemite7> "and make them with a tight mesh screen. perfect."
2164 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> got some funk on your buds?
2163 lacrimosus <GreetingsADM> God Hates Reps
2162 GreetingsADM <Camerongoogly> Distance running is for prey.
2161 dolemite7 <wcchandler> i'm watching national lampoon's vegas vacation in high def... if i didn't have SD when i was a kid my balls would've been peas by now. 5 minutes in and already almost busted one. it's like they're not allowed to wear bras or something. it's great!
2160 gandarf <wcchandler> if my mom was her, i'd be all up in that incest
2159 gandarf <monkers> Before I give it back circumcision, meat is bad, poor people, bicycle, skinny girls, kittens.
2158 memmek2k <monkers> fuck you doctorsound I fight the system!
2157 timotab <axe9|focusSprint> Not quite as supple as the originals, but I'm super happy for $20
2156 monkers <partypat> I don't hate black people, I don't care about them. I was talking about shenanigans.
2155 partypat <timotab> is anyone here jealous that Chank uses nipple clamps?
2154 lacrimosus <GreetingsADM> Omega037: Snap into your colon!
2153 Gandarf <Omega037> Oralnuts?
2152 doctorsound <DSBot> Hi beastly... i don't need rest, I'm DSBot.
2151 HoneyBadja <Gandhi> I promise i wont nuke you
2150 ThatDeadDude <ajwalsh|STL> wcchandler: how long did you hold that poo in
2149 Chank <doctorsound> I thought all Indians did tech support?
2148 Chank <DeliriumTremens> speak for yourself, my ballsack is majestic. booyakkasha
2147 Chank <DeliriumTremens> ever had a poop standoff? where you and another person are pooping in different stalls in a public bathroom, but neither wants to be the first to finish?
2146 rikkitikki <Chank> RICH MAHOGANY
2145 DeliriumTremens <ThatDeadDude> well, for those who want it, I'm sure the technical difficulty of a machine that fires a dildo at you when you spread your cheeks is pretty similar to one firing a beer
2144 rikkitikki <ThatDeadDude> Mr Peewee goes to the dildo store?
2143 DeliriumTremens <HoneyBadja> i do, i tuck my dick and balls back and everything
2142 rikkitikki <res0> find a friend that's ovulating and get your eggs from them
2141 rikkitikki <witchqueen> At any fat level, you can have the D
2140 El_Dubb <DrDinosaur> One day, when you least expect it, I'm going to fuck your baked goods. And it will be glorious.
2139 monkerbot <misspwn> tipping is for chumps
2138 dolemite7 <wcchandler> you ever try squirting hair spray on it? ha
2137 wcchandler <jennn> I like to fake it.
2136 Evin <CityGirl> HoneyBadja give it to me!
2135 jennn <Evin> gonna have to chop off the boobs and tape them to the bottom of your feet.
2134 DeliriumTremens <ThatDeadDude> gonna get me some soup bone
2133 nerddtvg <bbbeluga_> these redskins are killing me
2132 Chankster^ <Ryxeria> I plan to have mine replaced by fake boobs so I can look like a pornstar before that happens
2131 doctorsound <dolemite7> Sorry doctorsound, i haven't seen ThatDudeThatDiddlesMyButthole around.
2130 funkyb <Evin> your mom has a sata port inside, for hacking
2129 funkyb <monkerbot> i dont want to use a product my grandma can use, it's not powerful enough.
2128 funkyb <HoneyBadja> http://i.imgur.com/veCvZRG.jpg
2127 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> stay retardeder fffffffuck yeah
2126 rikkitikki <Chank> id volunteer to follow women and lift their boobs for them
2125 ||cw <doctorsound> Just slide in!
2124 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> "Wow there's a lot of people here!" http://i.imgur.com/mlINhDs.png
2123 bbbeluga <Camerongoogly> MY GIRTH IS NOTICABLE
2122 bbbeluga <Notbrad> pretty like my butthole is pretty
2121 Notbrad <jennn> our eyes are not / the vagina is supposed to match the shape of my eye
2120 rikkitikki <witchqueen> You guys are odd
2119 memmek2k <misspwn> i need at least 7"
2118 rikkitikki <res0> we all line up on the road with our orifices exposed
2117 rikkitikki <entangledphoton> I want to go get more coffee, but I have a raging erection.
2116 rikkitikki <jennn> You are so doing an enema before I do you.
2115 dolemite7 <Nyghtshade> And then so many centuries from now it will perplex archaeologists, this piece of ancient footwear is entirely coated in genetic material.
2114 rikkitikki <dolemite7> technorogy \o/
2113 memmek2k <jennn> Poopmail has changed my life and boosted my confidence. I used to think no one cared or thought of me until I started receiving weekly poopmail.
2112 jennn <memmek2k> you couldn't get mr miyagi if he was blind and into small boobs
2111 rikkitikki <jennn> I missed out on yet another chance at pegging. Fuck.
2110 dolemite7 <lacri|work> when life gives you lemons, you have a lemonparty
2109 Omega037 <lacrimosus> http://corgiorgy.com/
2108 monkers <kitkatkaytee> I was gonna go lower, but I decided against it.
2107 jennn <Nyghtshade> AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME MY MASHED POTATOES!?!?
2106 jennn <doctorsound> Meh, those asian penises just never seem to fill me up.
2105 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> Spanky's is that sex shop place really far north, right?
2104 GreetingsADM <Nyghtshade> I think my Stomach would rupture if I ate more ATM.
2103 jennn <DeliriumTremens> Primesauce|phone: that wasnt a fat bald girl, that was spotmonk
2102 DeliriumTremens <Ryxeria> Someone fill me in here
2101 rikkitikki <HoneyBadja> DrDinosaur: that's a nice penis
2100 rikkitikki <Evin> FREE MUFFIN
2099 dolemite7 <rikkitikki> scissor me timbers lacri|work
2098 ||cw <CityGirl> Notbrad: DrDinosaur got the penis a while back.
2097 rikkitikki <entangledphoton> I called my girlfriend, "Ryan" during sex for you!
2096 rikkitikki <lacri|work> DrDinosaur: hokay. go bang the ladies and come back and tell me about it.
2095 rikkitikki <entangledphoton> I need to fuck vicariously through you
2094 anotherbofh <lacri|work> maybe my ovaries will finally shrivel up and fall out
2093 doctorsound <HoneyBadja> doctorsound: mix some tang in that routine and you can have poo tea tang
2092 doctorsound <HoneyBadja> farts are just turds honking on the way out
2091 rikkitikki <HoneyBadja> said she ordered me a diamond cock ring too
2090 dolemite7 <wcchandler> i was going to ask for a pic but then i remembered there could pervs in here who'd get off to that :/
2089 DeliriumTremens <SoCo_cpp_> crack it an slice your dick in half.
2088 doctorsound <HoneyBadja> like, bruce springstein's face bothers me, but meh
2087 memmek2k <Evin> she totes cares about my tiny peen.
2086 monkers <misspwn> i don't need to dress up in a top hat to pretend i'm original
2085 rikkitikki <Primesauce> Sex is evil. You're all sinners.
2084 rikkitikki <dolemite7> mary todd lincoln's v looks like abe's beard
2083 rikkitikki <ThatDeadDude> electric shocks to the nipples
2082 rikkitikki <wcchandler> then i kinda hoped for some necro action
2081 doctorsound <misspwn> i'm just snotty
2080 doctorsound <ThatDeadDude> you can take the hoodie out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the hoodie
2079 doctorsound <Camerongoogly> I put all my attributes into ass
2078 Evin <misspwn> i vote finger but you can choose
2077 Evin <ThatDeadDude> To be honest I wouldn't know what to do with it if I had such a thing
2076 timotab <Evin> I doubt it'd hurt, you're very small.
2075 fris_ <DSBot> I've lost my cat facts!
2074 nerd|work <CityGirl> All the men I date are well endowed with penises the size of forearms.
2073 ThatDeadDude <CityGirl> ThatDeadDude: i never made the glory hole connection
2072 HoneyBadja <CityGirl> there's no Jesus, promise
2071 ||cw <HoneyBadja> godzilla in heels is kinda sexy
2070 rikkitikki <Pb_ft> allofmywatrev2.tar.gz.rar.zip.mp3.avi.mid.txt
2069 ThatDeadDude <Evin> platonic butthole tickling, sounds like a band.
2068 rikkitikki <ThatDeadDude> Start with pinkie, and move up to bigger fingers
2067 rikkitikki <wcchandler> yer right. i cried because i didn't have morning wood
2066 ||cw <CityGirl> All I can think about are wet hobos.
2065 dolemite7 <Merlin00> is that really worth !grabbing?
2064 timotab <dolemite7> i don't eat Loins Choice as much as i should
2063 nerd|work <DeliriumTremens> I will chort your mommas port
2062 lacrimosus <Camerongoogly> vagina is latin for "the part you stick your penis in"
2061 HoneyBadja <jennn> I get hit in the face with balls all the time. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a 12 year old boy to do it to me.
2060 jennn <lacri|work> this is creepy, I feel like monkers is going to go jerk it to 6 year old rikki
2059 rikkitikki <jennn> man, all this reminiscing is making me miss my mom's electric scissors
2058 ajwalsh44 <ThatDeadDude> for some reason I decided to be edgy and said "love is like trying to count how many marbles you can fit in your rectum"
2057 DeliriumTremens <Evin> sometimes it has to come out surgically.
2056 memmek2k <DeliriumTremens> I once rowed my way out of a 9 parsec black hole in my intergalactic kayak in under 12 space minutes
2055 funkyb <wcchandler> is semen/ejaculate kosher?
2054 CityGirl <doctorsound> We just penis her, and then leave...
2053 monkers <lacrimosus> man. I used to love raw potatoes.
2052 timotab <herefromhouston> Haha, I have to search and dig through stuff at victorias secret
2051 doctorsound <lacri|work> I have a 9" and I think that is probably more than I would ever want in an actual partner
2050 rikkitikki <ThatDeadDude> he hasn't figured out penis either
2049 monkers <CityGirl> rikkitikki: my instructor said, "your whole life you've been sucking it in, not any more, let it shake!"
2048 Chank <rikkitikki> I enjoy the stalking of homoerotic scenarios
2047 rikkitikki <doctorsound> my panties are so wet
2046 dolemite7 <CityGirl> do you have any idea the things that would end up in your ass on a dare?
2045 dolemite7 <doctorsound> jennn, I just want to see his pipe
2044 funkyb <doctorsound> Is that like a 21st century "Did I stutter?"
2043 doctorsound <Primesauce> I'M LITERALLY THE HITLER OF LOGIC
2042 rikkitikki <monkers> hehe bootyclapasaurus
2041 ThatDeadDude <||cw> aww yeah, creative fingering...
2040 rikkitikki <ThatDeadDude> I think I'm similar ||cw. I don't use official fingering, that's for sure
2039 monkers <HoneyBadja> ThatDeadDude: http://www.amazon.com/All Ware Stainless Pineapple De Corer/dp/B000GA53CO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1384795203&sr=8 2&keywords=pineapple+corer
2038 lacrimosus <CityGirl> I use kittens.
2037 monkers <lacrimosus> Primesauce you're wrong. monkers is always right.
2036 Chank <HoneyBadja> i'm gonna use it's HDMI ports so hard...
2035 rikkitikki <lacri|work> that's a lot of penis.
2034 spif <DeliriumTremens> sounds like a bullshit pancake to me
2033 jennn <HoneyBadja> i wish i knew why exactly houndstooth bothers me so much
2032 timotab <jennn> Just watching those big dicks makes my jaw hurt.
2031 timotab <jennn> I'm going to have Goofyman be my maid of honor
2030 monkers <doctorsound> What a shitty quote.
2029 lacri|work <entangledphoton> Don't make me stab you in the sexguts.
2028 rikkitikki <wcchandler> assholes are interesting
2027 Evin <DrDinosaur> I'm gonna kiss you at the wedding when I marry your daughter, FortyGirl
2026 timotab <CuddlyBadja> when i'm big spoon, i'm classy, i tuck it back
2025 timotab <mojowo11> no idea what just happened, but i'm pretty sure i'd be able to trade this sense of fulfillment i feel for a blowjob or two on the free market
2024 timotab <mojowo11> "got way too much butt stuff at the moment, willing to trade it 5:1 for some good doggy style"
2023 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> you must take some big shits
2022 Evin <DeliriumTremens> i miss big fat burrito
2021 memmek2k <rikkitikki> I hope I'm that hot when I'm her age
2020 ThatDeadDude <AllBiznassGirl> ALL ASS, ALL THE TIME
2019 poisomike87 <spotmonk> if she's cremated she probably takes up significantly less of it
2018 funkyb <DrDinosaur> Dude, have you never studied alchemy? Making gold is easy.
2017 Chank <dolemite7> YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE'S GODDAMN TACOS
2016 timotab <copywriteher> I can't just pimp out my vagina like that
2015 rikkitikki <jennn> My vagina is a shrine. Not all can worship there.
2014 misspwn <jennn> doctorsound Buck up. Take it like a man.
2013 misspwn <doctorsound> And I'm still sore!
2012 DeliriumTremens <dolemite7> hardee's burger patties taste like open booty
2011 introspectr3 <SoCo_cpp_> with out that paperwork , she aint getting nothing but the noodle
2010 lacrimosus <DrDinosaur> One time, an orphan asked for a second serving of gruel, so Google slapped the kid across his face, killed his dog in front of him, and told him that he could eat the dog. But didn't let him cook the dog.
2009 lacrimosus <CityGirl> Maybe that's why my butt is big. I am absorbing other butts.
2008 CityGirl <soupmeister> It's part of a new diet I'm trying. I am now a shittatarian.
2007 anotherbofh <misspwn> it's fully finished down there
2006 jennn <Camerongoogly> My ass doesn't get shoved in anyone's face. That's just an optical illusion caused by its horizon.
2005 lacrimosus <Primesauce|phone> Got it. So, say "hey, stupid, you should give me your number or else I'm going to bird you."
2004 memmek2k <Evin> sorry I wasn't an incompetent child. because my parents had me circumsized and fed me meat and declawed our cats.
2003 timotab <GreetingsADM> Squats+running=death and diarhea
2002 introspectr4 <spotmonk> you mean I could see naked girls by giving them laptops?
2001 memmek2k <Primesaws> Sometimes I think I might talk about banging dudes a bit too much.
2000 Omega037 <monkers> hah i put out some wet food for the cats, and cleo didn't come and i was like "oh shit cleo died". but she just got stuck in a closet. \o/
1999 ||cw2 <ep_net> is that when everyone puts on a blindfold and you start kissing and whatever sex the person you liked kissing the most is the one you are attracted to?
1998 rikkitikki <spotmonk> i wanted to hate fuck the fuck out of her
1997 Merlin00 <ramocles> so, for those of you who still think i'm alive... consider me fucking dead. i'm disowning reddit stlouis.
1996 Merlin00 <ramocles> i live alone, and i have a gun. the area i live in is pretty safe. i think more about using on myself than anyone else
1995 memmek2k <rikkitikki> Eat it, violate it, bury it, burn it
1994 monkers <ramocles> because in the end, all humans die, indentured in the hive
1993 rikkitikki <ep_net__> I could fill rikkitikki with beer and drink her and probably only be buzzed
1992 rikkitikki <HoneyBadja> but prefer a warm pink center
1991 rikkitikki <CityGirl> more like bent over in the woods
1990 rikkitikki <CityGirl> I feel like there are easier ways to hump
1989 funkyb <wcchandler> you're a good whore if you can walk the streets during the day
1988 funkyb <dolemite7> the party don't stop until EVERYONE'S pregnant
1987 funkyb <res0> I wonder how many people who consider killing animals for food to be murder don't see abortion as murder either
1986 timotab <CuckooGirl> I'm not advocating using everyone's toothbrush, but in a pinch if I have sex with you, i will use your toothbrush
1985 timotab <CuckooGirl> your wife's vagina is festering all day
1984 doctorsnipe <wccanary> i'm not really a sex hungry man whore who talks inappropriately to chicks in here... it's DrDickcissel's fault
1983 EviningGrosbeak <misspwn> i'm like a succubus that when the money pit is dry it's time to move on to greener pastures
1982 funkyb <ThatDrongo> Yeah jeez DeliriumTremens, screwing even strip clubs up
1981 dolemite7 <Merlin00> DeliriumTremens, I'll sell you some for $150 per 1/2 quart
1980 ||cw <GreetingsADM> You could probably have sex on top of a tortoise and they wouldn't mind
1979 nerddtvg <anotherbofh> The four of us can watch their faces go from "Goddamit, busting another halloween party" to "Who the fuck calls the cops on the chess nerds?"
1978 dolemite7 <ramocles> you can't truly watch My Little Pony unless you have a black dildo in your ass.
1977 ramocles <dolemite7> fuckin billy barty
1976 FalseProphet <Camerongoogly> With handies, the other important thing is to not give the penis an Indian burn
1975 Omega037 <Camerongoogly> Evin, if I was to suck dicks, I'd be awesome at it. I don't do things halfway
1974 rikkitikki <monkers> ill rape you.
1973 ||cw <monkers> YOU ARE ORGANIC MATTER CAPABLE OF A LIMITED SET OF FUNCTIONS. I LOVE YOU SON.
1972 Notbrad <fris_> Quinton the querier curiously queries for queers
1971 DeliriumTremens <doctorsound> You can go see Baldknobbers, that's kinda like the bunny ranch.
1970 rikkitikki <ramocles> the admonishing pedoman
1969 rikkitikki <SoCo_cpp_> supporting characters, like that chick trying to figure out what she is supposed to do while the other chick in the threesome porn is getting banged.
1968 doctorsound <Lapper> "My kink is tiny rocks."
1967 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> Rule 1) Don't stab an asshole.
1966 dolemite7 <misspwn> i will throw eggs at people who come at midnight
1965 DeliriumTremens <wcchandler> oh god... my wife had period shit the other day. stained the bowl and damn near clogged the pipe. had to double flush it
1964 ramocles <DeliriumTremens> wcchandler has a small penis
1963 rikkitikki <dolemite7> Stank n Skank: Famous for Slutburgers
1962 rikkitikki <h0neybadger> tried sweet love once, with a donut, glazed sugar is sharper than it appears
1961 rikkitikki <h0neybadger> i prefer sour love
1960 rikkitikki <Chank> ill give you some "milkrings"
1959 rikkitikki <h0neybadger> i prefer "cock pocket" over penis pouch
1958 rikkitikki <misspwn> i call that the penis pouch
1957 memmek2k <rikkitikki> So it feels like I'm wearin' nothin' at all. Nothin' at all. NOTHIN AT ALL! /flanders
1956 funkyb <ramocles> i'm much worse than anyone gives me credit for
1955 DeliriumTremens <misspwn> i am pretty sure i ate bugs and assholes fried with bananas
1954 lacrimosus <jennn> I spent extra money on a really pretty vagina but you couldn't tell at all after I shoved the face through it.
1953 rikkitikki <CityGirl> so many vaginas
1952 rikkitikki <CityGirl> I should have seen that one coming
1951 rikkitikki <CityGirl> I feel like ginger on the labia would be potentially uncomfortable
1950 funkyb <Merlin00> another option is to just eat a dick
1949 funkyb <Evin> I've got everything hair
1948 memmek2k <Evin> I thought buttsex was like a fine wine, it got better with age and from time to time you have to rotate.
1947 CityGirl <memmek2k> there will always be time for Evin and I to have buttsex
1946 memmek2k <CityGirl> There's still time for you and Evin to have butt sex.
1945 bbbeluga <DeliriumTremens> a guy can only play so much transformers before his throat hurts from talking like megatron
1944 Chank <CityGirl> DEBAUCHERY FOR THE WIN!
1943 Evin <jennn> It's not until I put it between my legs that it became so gross.
1942 dolemite7 <wcchandler> fleshlights and blues clues
1941 ||cw <SoCo_cpp_> Damn, I meant to rub a drier sheet on my shirt at lunch....im so staticy
1940 DeliriumTremens <jennn> seriously though, Pan is like the dream man. It combines my love of men and goats into one fuckable thing.
1939 nerddtvg <Evin> so it wasn't a god, it was just a bull. a sexy, sexy white bull.
1938 Merlin01 <jennn> some guys would enjoy watching their wives mate with a bull
1937 timotab <bbbeluga_> i have no idea what youre talking about but i really want to say "your mom wasnt complaining last night"
1936 ThatDeadDude_ <Primesauce> I want to respond with "add more yeast" to any relationship advice requests I get from now on.
1935 ||cw <res0> I'm really into cycling... does that make me a pedal phile?
1934 TheGodComplex <||cw> Chank's the fastest grab around!
1933 Chank <rikkitikki> Chank: well I already orgasmed today so I'm gonna go ahead and say no
1932 DeliriumTremens <res0> hey baby, how about you and me terminate ports in the bedroom tonight
1931 Notbrad <spotmonk> sometimes living next to the dog park in my apartment complexes really throws of my wanking abilities, but I'm almost to a point where I can come on command
1930 nerddtvg <ThatDeadDude> his penis is dog shy
1929 timotab <ThatDeadDude> say you were polishing it and made a mistake
1928 DeliriumTremens <nerddtvg> lacri|work, if there are people going to be there I'll go and fill in your place
1927 timotab <bundtkate> I could turn El Dubb into a cape were I there murdery skin y type. But, alas, I am not.
1926 ThatDeadDude <Primesauce> I get yelled at when we talk about blumpkins
1925 timotab <bundtkate> I feel like boning while pooping would be difficult. Or at least messy.
1924 lacri|work <Primesauce> Cannibalism isn't nearly as fun without boning each other.
1923 timotab <bundtkate> Like, people bone and then eat each other? I think there were Craigslist ads for that in Germany ...
1922 nerddtvg <ThatDeadDude> I wonder if there have ever been cannibalism "orgies"
1921 nerddtvg <bundtkate> Big Pharma wants everyone to have ALL THE BONERS!
1920 ||cw <wcchandler> your mom is skipped because of odd shaped regional zones...
1919 DeliriumTremens <Evin> I eat meat. and nuts. and meat.
1918 DeliriumTremens <fris> my current phone is 4 years old now. older than most 3 year old kids
1917 timotab <rikkitikki> DeliriumTremens: you taste like shit!
1916 Notbrad <||cw> boobytrap backwards is partyboob.
1915 timotab <Chank> i want some fiber
1914 nerddtvg <axe9|work> lol that was an awesome your mom:
1913 ThatDeadDude <jennn> I miss the pole.
1912 ThatDeadDude <||cw> it seems longer because corn
1911 dolemite7 <rikkitikki> is that... should I grab that
1910 CityGirl <memmek2k> I'm pretty sure most of those beers are from El Dubb's penis.
1909 CityGirl <memmek2k> I feel like I should comment that I appreciate El Dubb's penis
1908 nerddtvg <DrDinosaur> I understand all penises.
1907 nerddtvg <Ryxeria> I don't want to understand penises, and yet I do
1906 timotab <El Dubb> it was over 12 inches long and about 5 inches in diameter
1905 dolemite7 <nerd|work> meeting time, this load will have to wait
1904 timotab <axe9|work> EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND MEEE
1903 Chankster^ <DeliriumTremens> i need drywall tape balls
1902 dolemite7 <secom> I WOULD RATHER YOU ECHO WHAT I SAID THAN THE NONSENSE BABBLE
1901 timotab <dolemite7> HEY BUDDY, TURN THE PORN CRANK, WILLYA
1900 timotab <rikkiPad> MENSTRUATION
1899 nerd|work <FalseProphet> nerd|work, come over here and I'll make you my gay of the day
1898 ||cw <timotab> if it's the wrong shape and ruins your SIM, would it be a template of doom?
1897 DeliriumTremens <gzg> Too girth follows, but it's really not that bad for how much I eat and don't move.
1896 memmek2k <Evin> well we're suppose to come after the Ds, so.
1895 timotab <spif> depends
1894 timotab <dragon^> We erect large pyramids on christmas
1893 memmek2k <rikkitikki> Also I don't have trouble of getting semen all over when I jack it
1892 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> do left handed people masturbate like they write? like...having to curve their arm all weird like a snail shell so they don't get semen all over?
1891 DeliriumTremens <misspwn> aint no body got time for a sweaty asscrack
1890 timotab <CityGirl> My breasts make men happy, not shudder!
1889 dolemite7 <rikkitikki> I don't know if I've ever had tang, honestly
1888 DeliriumTremens <CityGirl> I'm not sure how I feel about being a penis whisperer.
1887 spif <dolemite7> random pubes on your desk at work
1886 timotab <DopePope> She really should have gotten that bleeding vagina checked out
1885 nerd|work <dolemite7> Chankiana Jones and the Search for Penis
1884 Chank <Notbrad|work> i penis myself all day long
1883 DeliriumTremens <Killsudo> fuck my fingers
1882 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> KILL KILL KILL
1881 ||cw <spif> Merlin00: moral of the story, don't have friends
1880 DeliriumTremens <lacri|work> I thought you were meaning the other bits
1879 rikkitikki <soupmeister> Fuck me in the ass.
1878 Chank <spotmonk> I'm just squirrel looking for a nut
1877 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> go to Tropical Liquers and pick up skanky, questionably aged chicks
1876 funkyb <misspwn> your face isn't kosher
1874 timotab <lacri|work> Ahem that is a slightly long one.... but I'll go for it.
1873 lacri|work <spotmonk> if I'm not getting a blowjob in the car first date, there isn't a second date
1872 lacri|work <Evin> it's not like she's that choosy, she's from the internet.
1871 DeliriumTremens <CluelessGirl> I was searching Chinese Lady Boy thinking I would get fashion blogs and got porn.
1870 DeliriumTremens <||cw> isn't that what the perineum is for? keeping the ports separated?
1869 CityGirl <fris_> penis timing is crucial
1868 ||cw2 <fris_> yes i'll be "homebrewing" some brown trouts after chili tomorrow
1867 lacrimosus <El Dubb> CityGirl kisses dicks!
1866 ||cw <spotmonk> no. I want her to hit my balls with a stick
1865 spotmonk <CityGirl> I've had the Mormon boys a few times, too.
1864 Chank <CityGirl> no penis for you timotab
1863 memmek2k <Notbrad|work> can i penis successfully
1862 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> yum yum bumble bee tuna, i like bumble bee bumble bee tuna
1861 Omega037 <spotmonk> penis
1860 funkyb <spotmonk> I would eat Jennn's face off
1859 Chank <spotmonk> well... I don't like buttstuff unless it's done to me... so maybe?
1858 DeliriumTremens <spotmonk> 97 doublesided dildos in my ass
1857 bbbeluga <anotherbofh> funkyb: having a couple bits to push the ol' handjob through are essential
1856 dolemite7 <spotmonk> I feel like at some point you have to sleep with your mother just so you can see why everyone else is into it
1855 lacri|work <spotmonk> I inserted a few minutes of useless drivel into your mom last night
1854 funkyb <entangledphoton> I digged holes
1853 dolemite7 <misspwn> i have a hose
1852 doctorwork <funkyb> ah yes, the old white van barney costume scam
1851 dolemite7 <Evin> I mean, when she can't do the remote ram install, she has to do one in person.
1850 rikkitikki <dolemite7> I'LL WEAR *YOU* AS PANTS
1849 rikkitikki <Evin> I think dawn's planning to do things to my head.
1848 dolemite7 <DrDinosaur> The secret lizard illuminati is the only thing that keeps the comets away.
1847 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> Yeah, how many people have mentioned "throbbing donkey dicks" huh? DID YOU SEARCH FOR THAT?
1846 funkyb <Chank> DeliriumTremens: would not make a good stay at home mom
1845 Omega037 <spotmonk> baby jesus' vagina
1844 dolemite7 <jennn> Yours are very pretty CityGirl. I just like the bigger bushier kind is all.
1843 dolemite7 <DeliriumTremens> what is a toothbrush?
1842 Evin <rikkiPad> CROTCH IT
1841 ||cw <axe9|work> I didn't prefer my filet sauced though....
1840 DeliriumTremens <Katty> timotab: how did bath time go last night?
1839 DeliriumTremens <wcchandler> if it's too big your arm gets worn out quick
1838 Omega037 <Evin> You just have to penis correctly.
1837 bbbeluga <Omega037> to get to the actual pole
1836 El <Notbrad> how do you know when its time to penis
1835 CityGirl <El Dubb> Evin got all of the penis
1834 Evin <||cw> it's basically 5 seconds and it's over, with a huge mess
1833 timotab <Evin> memmek2k is barely responsible enough to dress himself, let's not overburden the guy.
1832 lacri|work <entangledphoton_> you can suck my halloweiner!
1831 bbbeluga <doctorsound> Guzzling Cummer?
1830 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> fuck it, I'll take it again
1829 DeliriumTremens <copywriteher> YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO THE GANG BANG
1828 DeliriumTremens <jerkmonk> with a face like that he's just looking for a dick in h is mouth
1827 misspwn <DeliriumTremens> why not both?>
1826 DeliriumTremens <DrDinosaur> Aww, dag! I missed the weiner patrol?!
1825 doctorsound <bbbeluga> also, i totally bat eyes at nipping. I can't help it. I am sorry.
1824 entangled|home <bbbeluga> OMG i have that hole right now!
1823 doctorsound <butterscotch> fuck that. i'm out.
1822 memmek2k <copywriteher> I need to get laid
1821 DeliriumTremens <memmek2k> I know, I need to. I want to lift your bar so bad.
1820 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> 5 ball play eh
1819 funkyb <DeliriumTremens> I once caught the linnens on fire
1818 entangledphoton_ <Evin> doesn't matter; hauled stuff?
1817 CityGirl <Evin> Goat semen is probably not all that healthy.
1816 dolemite7 <monkers> wait you put your dick through a hole?
1815 spif <Tyler> I thought that read penis, either way, same concept.
1814 DeliriumTremens <rikkitikki> so I can sell all the grandmas
1813 rikkitikki <spotmonk> he got 5 guys to fuck him for lunch?
1812 DeliriumTremens <Evin> DT's hernia, now in two convenient locations; Manchester and 141 and Page and Lindbergh to better serve you!
1811 bunkfy <DeliriumTremens> because fuck emacs
1810 DeliriumTremens <Evin> I store all kinds of stuff in your mom's trunk.
1809 spif <bbbeluga> alright, this one was in texas so I can't really go back for his blood. but maybe next time.
1808 rikkitikki <timotab> like a whore in an elevator?
1807 lacri|work <spotmonk> your asshole bleach job makes you look old?
1806 rikkitikki <dolemite7> actually, my hair was in the dog's bowel this weekend.
1805 entangledphoton <rikkitikki> As a grungy butthole, I am offended
1804 DeliriumTremens <dolemite7> KNOW WHEN TO SCROTUM
1803 Chank <jennn> Foreskin is so complicated.
1802 rikkitikki <Chank> its just a never ending stream
1801 Chank <jennn> I know how to covertly finger myself.
1800 Chank <jennn> Would it be bad to stick my finger down my underwear to see if my period has started then wipe my finger on the bus seat? I don't want to enter the gross bathroom.
1799 Chank <jennn> I just had to use a panty liner as a kleenex.
1798 Chank <jennn> I prefer clean butt sex or none at all.
1797 Chank <jennn> Getting poked in the butt will probably feel better than this
1796 dolemite7 <entangledphoton> I always expect poop
1795 entangledphoton <memmek2k> aw yiss, penis beer
1794 lacri|work <entangledphoton> GTL, brah
1793 spif <rikkitikki> Also I'll sleep with it naked if you chip in another $50
1792 timotab <soupmeister> "Bent Furby"..... isn't that a type of gay?
1791 lacri|work <DrDinosaur>